Chapter 3 Laughing Too Ugly "What? Am I dreaming?..."

"What? Am I dreaming?" Li Chang jolted awake, feeling irritated by the sudden wake-up call. Hearing this, he suspected he wasn't actually awake, but rather in a dream within a dream.

He pinched Ning Buyi's face: "Why doesn't it hurt?"

Ning Buyi: ? No, brother.

Li Chang chuckled twice, teasing him, then pulled out his phone: "No, five thousand! You were doing pole dancing behind my back, spinning that many times?"

Ning Buyi: ? Bu'er.

"Brother," the boy called out earnestly, but when Li Chang looked up, he said, "Are you crazy?!"

Look, look, look at this kid, he can't take being teased. Li Chang rubbed his ears and returned the money: "You earned it yourself, keep it, why are you giving it to me?"

Li Chang not only didn't charge him for staying here, but also found him things to do and even provided him with meals, but he didn't have to worry about what he ate. Li Chang was treating him like a son.

Ning Buyi rubbed the tip of his nose: "I don't care, you take it."

"I don't want it, I won't accept it." Li Chang waved his hand. He didn't need anything, and he was living a very comfortable life on his own. Now that Ning Buyi was with him, it was quite interesting.

"If you don't accept it, I'll steal all the takeout you order from now on." At this moment, Ning Buyi looked like an evil beagle. Li Chang couldn't help but swear. He originally wanted to set a good example for the child, but this kid was just pure rebellion.

Are you out of your mind?!

Ning Buyi didn't say anything, but took out his own knock-off phone and showed it to him again.

Li Chang was at a loss, because his food delivery was about to arrive.

"I'll only charge 1000, is that enough for lodging and meals?" He looked up and carefully observed Ning Buyi's expression. If the boy disagreed, he would have to say goodbye to lunch.

"5000." Ning Buyi's eyes were sharp, glancing outside every now and then, as if threatening him!

"2000, if you give me any more, I'll stop ordering takeout and just wait to eat my cooking."

Why don't you just cut off your own escape route? If you don't point it out, let's see what you can steal.

Ning Buyi compromised.

In this encounter, Li Changsheng proved that experience still matters.

The delivery guy arrived at the battlefield in the scorching sun, but unfortunately he was a step too late; otherwise, Ning Buyi might have won.

The two sat around the counter eating spicy hot pot. Li Chang's nose was running from the spiciness, but he felt incredibly satisfied.

"You earn that much in one live stream?" He knew Ning Buyi could make money with his face, but he didn't expect him to earn five figures in one go.

The boy picked up a bean sprout with his chopsticks: "Most of them are cooked by one person."

He glanced at it and saw that 9,000 out of the 10,000 yuan had been spent by Y, who was considered his top female supporter.

"Great, you've got an older sister so quickly."

Li Chang was genuinely relieved. He was really worried that Ning Buyi would earn so much money by doing a striptease, after all, he was just one of the good-looking live streamers.

Ning Buyi nodded. He didn't tell Li Chang that he had been scolded to get the job, as that would be too embarrassing. He wanted to create a persona of attracting the older women's affection with his good looks.

"You've already reached one-fiftieth of my love for broadcasting, keep it up."

Li Chang snatched the last meatball from his bowl and chewed it into his mouth.

What is Aibo?

Ning Buyi quickly grabbed the last piece of fatty beef from the bowl and hid it at the bottom of the rice bowl, just in case there was a "fatty beef thief" (a metaphor for someone who steals fatty beef).

"It's my favorite streamer. Hey, could you get me that water on the table?"

While Ning Buyi got up to get him some water, Li Chang emptied his bowl completely and swallowed the food whole. It tasted better when it was stolen.

Ning Buyi suffered another defeat in this round.

"Oh, who is Aibo?" Ning Buyi asked.

"Let me look for it. Here, take a look." Li Chang took out his hand from his pocket, swiped a few times to open a live stream, and handed it to him.

The boy glanced at it again; it was named ov.sun.

The boy on the screen had medium-length hair with a pink hair clip in his bangs; you wouldn't recognize him as a boy if you didn't look closely.

"OV team is a powerhouse team in this game competition. Sun played against Xiang in the national competition before, and he was so cool! I love watching him."

As Li Chang spoke, he began to praise himself.

"Is he more handsome than me?" Ning Buyi held up his phone and compared it to Li Chang's face, wondering if his face could earn him 500,000 yuan in one go.

As soon as he finished speaking, Li Chang scanned his face and the person on the screen, then snatched the phone back: "You are indeed good-looking, but my Sun is better. I am a die-hard fan, and my dream is that there is no River in the world."

Ning Buyi scoffed, "Who's River?"

River is the captain of MTT in the gaming team and also Sun's boyfriend, Lee Chang explained.

Upon hearing this, Ning Buyi leaned back as if he had heard something incredible: "Brother, didn't you say you weren't gay?"

Seeing the suspicion in Ning Buyi's eyes, Li Chang said speechlessly, "Are you crazy? I'm really straight."

"Sun is a wonderful person who has captivated countless men and women; no one could resist his charm!"

Ning Buyi now distrusts his claim that he is straight, after all, he looks like a devout believer in Sun, which is too strange.

"To tell you the truth, it's because I played in a three-player squad with them before."

As Li Chang spoke, he recalled that night when Sun targeted and crushed him, then carried him to higher ranks, and they're still friends now.

He started talking like a Pandora's box that couldn't be closed. Ning Buyi couldn't listen to his endless ramblings about his admiration anymore, so he stood up.

"I'll go live now that I'm full."

After saying that, he ran back to the private room in a flash. Because of the ban, he could only start his live broadcast at 6 p.m.

Ning Buyi was sitting there bored, so he searched for information about live streaming on his phone. He discovered that live streaming also requires nurturing an account; once the account is nurtured and there's a flow of traffic, more people will naturally come in.

He grasped the key point: nurturing an account means shooting videos.

That's easy. Ning Buyi opened the shooting interface, recorded a video of himself sitting there, and fans started interacting as soon as he posted it.

"? Only one person came in."

"Jianjian, when are you going to stream? I need something to watch while I'm eating."

"I love the way you swear, Jianjian."

...

He replied to each message one by one using that old, broken phone.

Why are you lonely?

"Six o'clock."

"I am not human."

...

Fans were baffled by the missing character in his reply, unaware that it was because his phone was too old and the keyboard was no longer sensitive enough to display the missing character.

At 6 p.m., Ning Buyi skillfully turned on the live stream as if he were eating a meal. Due to the morning's popularity, a group of people had already joined.

"Jianjian, I miss you so much."

"You cheeky jerk, what did you mean by replying to me in the comments section before?"

"Hey, you little rascal, still want to play games?"

...

Why do you call him "Jianjian"? It sounds awful!

“My name isn’t Jianjian!” Ning Buyi emphasized.

Unexpectedly, there were even more cheeky and irreverent comments.

"Jianjian, a humble name makes it easier to raise a baby."

"Mommy loves you, and I'll send you gifts."

"Alright, I'll stop making a fuss if I give Jianjian some gifts."

...

A wave of gifts came crashing down, what else was there to say? He'd call her "Mom" if he got the money.

A moment later, a dazzling golden entrance effect filled the screen.

Enter the live stream with the number "Y".

Ning Buyi eagerly opened the game; he had already figured it out and knew how to block others.

He's a genius; he can just block people who cheat him without getting yelled at.

Zhu Yanhe: "The little pig's hands are starting to exert their strength again."

Ning Buyi watched the dazzling barrage of comments flash before his eyes, wanting to curse but turning into a smile when he thought about the gold coins that were about to be credited to his account.

At this moment, in the study of the Zhu residence, the computer on the sandalwood table was playing a live broadcast of "Poverty and Lowliness Can Move People," and there were several books in front of the man, the titles of which were generally in the "The Best Choices for Successful People" series.

Zhu Yanhe looked at the boy on the screen and laughed instead of getting angry. Had he gone crazy after broadcasting for only one morning?

Ning Buyi stared at the screen, which hadn't displayed any gift effects for a while, with a wicked grin, and asked, "Why did you scold me for not sending gifts?"

Damn it, why aren't they playing by the rules?

"I can't take it anymore, you're so cute, you're such a cutie."

"Hahaha, Y cursed once this morning and sent a gift, and now he's remembered."

"Oh my god, this scene with Mischievous is so cute, I took a screenshot."

...

Zhu Yanhe fell silent as he asked for a gift, realizing that she had to send him a gift to keep him from getting angry.

He tapped on the keyboard and sent the message.

"Your smile was too ugly, now it's just right."

He moved his finger, and a sports car, worth 2000 RMB, instantly became the top seller.

"There's also a top female fan with this kind of fetish."

"We don't understand rich people."

"Jianjian is so cute, you can get such cute photos by scolding Jianjian, hehe."

...

Ning Buyi looked at the gold-colored bullet comment, took out his phone to type "Are you sick?", but he couldn't press Y and B on his phone, so he had to write it by hand in the corner and put it under the camera.

Are you sick?

Zhu Yanhe looked at the phone in his hand, which looked like it could fall apart at the slightest touch. She thought to herself that the money she had spent was enough for him to buy a new phone. How poor he was.

Zhu Yanhe: "Wow, a machine assembly unit, high-end stuff."

"Damn, if that jerk pulls out his phone, I'll live in Bengbu."

“My great-grandfather doesn’t use that phone anymore.”

"Jianjian, I'm going to send you a gift."

...

Ning Buyi looked at him like he was an idiot: "Do you even know what you're talking about? This is just a refurbished machine."

Zhu Yan and Shen Mo were defeated; he had been defeated by this evil Big that couldn't understand human speech.

"I'm just that simple-minded and shameless."

"Then what else is there to say? Brothers and sisters, send gifts!"

"As expected, the killer with a sarcastic and unsettling personality is insensitive."

...

He stopped reading the chat and started matchmaking. After all, he was a dedicated game streamer, so technical skills were irrelevant.

Because the game is so popular, matchmaking is almost instantaneous. This time, Ning didn't make a mistake as before; he had studied it!

He knew the names of these characters.

Ning Buyi carefully examined these roles, pondering which one to choose.

"Not easy, it seems like Jianjian has a grasp of the game."

"You're watching so intently, what's that cheeky little devil thinking of playing?"

“I didn’t believe Jianjian’s comment before that he went to study further.”

...

After careful consideration, Ning Buyi chose a character and looked up to see the barrage of comments flooding the screen.

"No, I was just looking at which one looked better. I haven't studied this."

"...I'm fed up with this jerk."

"The part about being honest and straightforward."

"What exactly are you expecting from him?"

...

Once the game started, Ning Buyi was already adept at moving the mouse and pressing the keys, following the landmarks to his position.

Like a normal person playing this game.

Next, it was time for him to study. He had asked on the website, and someone replied that he could just tap wherever it was lit. Wasn't that simple enough for anyone with hands?

Ning Buyi goes to the mid lane and uses his skills as soon as he enters the lane, regardless of whether they hit or not. The key is that this character needs to control the direction of his skills!

The support player was following Ning Buyi and was dumbfounded by his gameplay.

The support player, named "Sparkling," glanced at Ning Buyi's unique actions and typed in the team chat: "Are you... an Earthling?"

"Hahahaha, are you even from Earth? I can't take it anymore."

"Wait a minute, it seems like we've run into a live streamer."

"Isn't Liang Jingjing also a streamer in this section?"

...

At this moment, Ning Buyi had no idea that he had bumped into a major streamer.

He looked at what the assistant had said, puzzled, and typed: "Yes, it is. Are aliens invading Earth now?"

A note from the author:

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Hello, little human! I'm an alien. I came here from the distant planet Basbitt and tasted this delicious food. Would you please like to save this post?

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