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Chapter 31 Online Romance Ooioi Li Chang wanted to celebrate this…
To celebrate the complete victory in this battle, Li Chang ordered a table full of takeout for lunch.
Ning Buyi stuffed large mouthfuls of meat into his mouth. The sudden surge in appetite made his stomach grow as big as a cow's. Li Chang watched him eat with his mouth full of oil, as if no one could take the meat from him. He could only sit aside and wait.
Just kidding. Actually, his son isn't that possessive of his food; he swears on his unwavering integrity.
Li Chang asked, "Didn't you have beef noodles this morning?"
Ning Buyi swallowed a mouthful of rice and said, "Brother, I feel so awful."
After saying that, he took another big bite; his suppressed emotions had been transformed into motivation to eat.
Seeing that he was full, Li Changguang picked up a glass of water, took a sip, and asked, "How did you thank your benefactor for her help?"
She went to great lengths to help Ning Buyi, asking the whole class and the neighbors for help. It's only because she liked him that she jumped off the first floor.
Ning Buyi picked at the vegetables in his bowl and shoveled them aside. The wicked vegetable fairy's little trick was spotted by Li Chang, who roared, "Eat it!"
The boy's face scrunched up, and his hand, as if crippled, tried several times to pick it up but failed. Li Chang cleared his throat, and Ning Buyi finally managed to pick one up, feeling as if he were picking up poison instead of food, looking like he was about to die.
After he swallowed it with great difficulty, as if swallowing a knife, he finally spoke, "I haven't thanked you yet."
The computer beeped twice. Zhu Yanhe looked up from the pile of documents, his eyes still holding a hint of expectation that he himself was unaware of. When he saw the message, the corner of his mouth, which had been turned up by one pixel, dropped by two pixels!
He typed a short "thank you, thank you" with one hand on the keyboard.
Zhu Yanhe: Did you gild your lips?
Ning Buyi looked at the message and scratched the back of his head. A simple thank you isn't worth that much, hehe.
Then he received a flick on the back of the head. Li Chang pointed at him speechlessly and said, "How can you be so shameless? The girl helped you so much and all you said was thank you."
Just four words! At least copy a longer one.
"I know! My benefactor isn't short of money. I'm thinking of something." Ning Buyi pouted and held his head. He wasn't that stingy; he must have some way to express his gratitude without spending any money.
Li Chang nudged him and said, "She likes you, so just go for it."
The person's meaning was so clear, but Ning Buyi was too stupid to see it. He still needed to give him a push.
Upon hearing this, the boy's eyes lit up. He did indeed like the sugar daddy sister; he couldn't find another person in the world who treated him as well as she did.
Ke Ning couldn't help but think that she couldn't treat her as well as she normally could, and the light in her eyes dimmed again: "But I'm not good enough for my sugar daddy sister?"
He calls himself a streamer now, but being a streamer isn't a good thing. He's just a lazy bum who doesn't do any honest work. But his sugar daddy is different. She has everything and doesn't lack anything. Being with her is a burden, not an asset.
Li Chang hissed, "Why don't you ask her first?"
What if she wants to be with that jerk? After all, she has everything she needs, so what's so strange about her lacking a lively boyfriend?
Ning Buyi was so frustrated he was practically a tangled mess. Not only could he not even transfer 10,000 yuan to his sugar daddy, he also wanted her to give him 10,000 yuan.
Just as he was struggling with this decision, his phone rang. It was a message from his sugar daddy's sister.
After thinking it over, Zhu Yanhe, the owner of the account on the other end, still felt that it was better to keep Ning Buyi under his watchful eye and protect him. He had absolutely no intention of liking Ning Buyi.
Zhu Yanhe asked: Didn't you say you were going to confess your feelings before?
Zhu Yanhe had almost written out the answer for Ning Buyi. If he still couldn't grasp it, Zhu Yanhe would just want to see what was going on in Ning Buyi's head.
"Hurry up, you've made it so clear." Li Chang shoved him, feeling anxious for him, as if the opportunity would slip away if he didn't respond in the next second.
I made up my mind and pressed the send button: I like you!
Li Chang finally let out a long sigh. Who knows how difficult it was during this time? Although the two of them talked like a teacher guiding students and students answering questions, it didn't matter. As long as his girlfriend was happy, that was all that mattered.
As for that bastard, well, I bet his smirk will never fade from today onwards, since he's being kept on the hook by money.
Zhu Yanhe's expression remained calm and unmoved, but he felt a faint sense of excitement inside. He had transferred a lot of money to Ning Buyi, making them seem less like a young couple in love and more like a sugar daddy in disguise.
At the internet cafe counter, Ning Buyi was making so much money that his hands were sore from collecting cash; his sugar daddy sister must be some kind of goddess descended from heaven.
Ning Buyi: Thank you, sister~
Li Chang, the strategist, is back online. He feels that he deserves a lot of credit for the couple's success, so he's even more enthusiastic about giving advice: "Why are you still calling her 'sister'? She's your girlfriend now, why don't you change your address? Like 'baby' or 'wife'?"
Ning Buyi nodded with an "Oh," and immediately put what he had just learned into practice when sending blessings and messages.
Ning Buyi: Thank you, baby~
Ning Buyi: Thank you, wife~
Ning Buyi: Sister, which one do you like?
Zhu Yanhe looked at the words. He recognized them when they were separated and when they were put together, but he didn't seem to recognize the person speaking.
Zhu Yanhe: Yes, baby.
Zhu Yanhe was caught in a dilemma, unable to move forward or backward, but he still chose the baby. He got goosebumps just thinking about how Ning Buyi called her "wife".
For Zhu Yanhe, dating was meaningless, since it was an online relationship where they couldn't meet or touch each other. However, this incident directly disrupted Ning Buyi's plans. He had originally planned to do a live stream that afternoon, but Zhu Yanhe's "baby" had made him blush and feel hot, and he was holding his phone and grinning like an idiot.
"My baby calls me baby!"
That smell made Li Chang sniff and take two steps back. He could win her over with just one question. It was the sweet and sour smell of love!
The sun, which had been hanging in the sky, had already moved westward. Ning Buyi spent the entire afternoon sending blessings and messages. They talked about everything from east to west, from the heavens to the earth, from the Hundred Herbs Garden to the Three Flavors Study.
Zhu Yanhe went from hearing his computer ringing to hearing his phone ringing, from the office to when he got home from get off work and it was still ringing.
This isn't finding a boyfriend, it's finding a fully automatic sex machine.
When they weren't together, he wouldn't reply immediately, but would reply the next day. Sometimes, Ning Buyi wouldn't even reply to his messages. Usually, sending a red envelope was enough to appease him.
Now that they're together, he only needs to approve a document for a short while before Ning Buyi sends a bunch of crying messages, like he's become a completely different person.
Ning Buyi: Baby, why don't you reply to my messages?
Ning Buyi: Baby, do you not like me?
Seeing that he was angry, Zhu Yanhe originally intended to transfer money to him.
Ning Buyi: Trying to fob me off with money.
He thought the sun had risen in the west, but the next second a notification popped up saying the payment had been received. Ning Buyi immediately became obedient; in this world, money is the only thing that can't be broken.
However, money is like an anesthetic to Ning Buyi. Once the effects wear off, Ning Buyi continues to harass Zhu Yanhe, which is currently considered legal harassment.
The boy lay on the bed with his phone in hand, doing only two things: sending messages to Zhu Yanhe and waiting for Zhu Yanhe's reply.
Even the most patient person cannot tolerate Ning Buyi having sixty things to say in an hour.
Zhu Yanhe couldn't either; he tapped his finger and sent a message.
Zhu Yanhe: Goodnight baby, I want to watch your live stream tomorrow.
The other end replied in less than three seconds. Looking at the message, Zhu Yanhe couldn't help but think of a puppy nodding, which was exactly like Ning Buyi.
Seeing that the chat box no longer popped up, Zhu Yan felt inexplicably relieved. This affection was too heavy; Ning Buyi was almost crushed by it.
At this moment, Ning Buyi, who thought "she" was asleep, finally swipeed left to leave the chat window and started searching: "What is the perfect boyfriend like?"
As the moon turned, his eyelids drooped and then closed up. His breathing gradually became steady, and Ning Buyi fell asleep on his side, his phone screen showing a post about 100 things a boyfriend should do.
In the early morning, as the thin mist rose, filled with white vapor and a chill, Ning Buyi tucked her exposed arm under the covers. Her phone lit up and then started ringing intermittently. The person in bed straightened up and opened her eyes, sending Zhu Yan a "good morning" message and a bunch of copied love quotes right at 5:20 a.m.
This is the first little thing a boyfriend should do: say good morning and good night to his girlfriend. He will definitely be a good boyfriend to his older sister!
Then the boy retreated back into his shell like a turtle, leaving only strands of hair sticking out, and fell into a deep sleep again.
His "girlfriend" also woke up. Her phone on the sandalwood bedside table vibrated for a while, the vibrations even reaching the bed and into her brain. The man, physically awakened, frowned and sat up against the headboard, rubbing his temples.
My eyes swept across the screen, which was filled with Ning Buyi's sweet words. It was a wonder that he had even gotten up at the last minute to send the messages.
Zhu Yanhe replied to the message and lay down again. He tried to fall asleep for ten minutes but failed. Resigned, he got up to change his clothes and wash up. He felt like he had been sent by God to torment him unintentionally.
The rising sun dispelled the morning mist, waking Ning Buyi through the windowpane. The boy kicked off the covers and sat up, rubbing his still-sticky eyelashes. His vision cleared, Ning Buyi picked up his phone to check the time, and then slowly began to get dressed.
After having his usual bowl of noodles with Li Chang, Turtle Ning Buyi crawled back to his old lair, the livestreaming room.
It had been almost a week since he last came in, and a thin layer of dust had settled inside. Ning Buyi wiped it off casually and then turned on the live stream. Although he hadn't streamed for a while, the live stream was still very popular.
Yesterday's events went viral in the gaming community, attracting another wave of onlookers who became fans.
The live stream was filled with various gift effects, one after another, and his live stream became a trending topic.
Ning Buyi smiled and waved to the camera before opening the game.
"My dear child, Mommy misses you so much."
"Everyone, keep your pocket money empty, and give it all to Jianjian."
"It's not easy for Jianjian to get through the day TT."
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The comments section was filled with expressions of sympathy for Ning Buyi's hardships these past few days, suggesting he must have had a tough time, and viewers were showering him with even more gifts.
No way. He found out about it in the morning and resolved it by the afternoon. He's even with the woman he likes. Is there anyone in the world happier than him yesterday?
Ning Buyi looked at the barrage of comments scrolling by and said shyly, "No, I'm very happy! Thank you for your support!"
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Author's note: Let's see how online dating makes a splash! [Let me see]