A modern Feng Shui master and fortune teller, Lin Wanyue, is transported by a car accident to a dynasty not recorded in history, becoming a three-year-old baby abandoned in a mass grave.
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“Master, I really have started my period. You should go find some other ladies.” A concubine who was over forty years old said without batting an eye.
"You, you, you..." Master Jiang was so angry that he almost smashed the vase in the room, and he really wanted to point his finger at the concubine and curse her.
At her age, what menstruation could she possibly have?
She's long since aged and lost her beauty!
If it weren't for my kind and sentimental nature, I should have kicked this old and faded woman out long ago.
But this time, Master Jiang really wronged his concubine. For some reason, the ladies in the mansion all seemed to have agreed to have their periods these past two days, which was indeed inconvenient.
The Jiang family has been plagued by bad luck lately, and even the patriarch of the Jiang family doesn't know which deity he has offended.
He eventually suppressed his temper and decided to make do with his son for the time being.
He would never go to Madam Jiang's place, no matter what!
Old Master Jiang was about to head to Jiang Yongqiang's courtyard in a menacing manner when he saw a woman with an ethereal figure halfway there.
The woman was tall and slender with a slim waist. Her long, jet-black hair was as black as ink, and you could tell from her back that she was an absolute beauty.
"Where did this little beauty come from? Where are you going? Why haven't you even lit a lamp?" Master Jiang immediately ran over, grabbed the little beauty's hand, and rubbed it between his own large hands.
Just as he predicted, this beauty not only had a beautiful back view, but her fair and delicate face was also stunningly beautiful.
Even if you add all eighteen of his concubines together, they wouldn't be worth a single little finger of this beauty.
As for why a stunningly beautiful woman he had never seen before would appear in his house at this moment, Old Master Jiang, whose mind had long been forgotten, immediately found a reason to convince himself.
It must be that old hag Madam Jiang has finally come to her senses and knows to buy herself a pretty maid to serve her.
Seeing Master Jiang's ugly appearance, Little Pink Butterfly slightly curled the corners of her lips: "What can I do for you, Master?"
"It's nothing, nothing, I just want to kiss you! You'll be my bedmate tonight! Those old, faded women still dare to act so high and mighty. After tonight, I'll kick them all out of the manor and promise to only favor you, my beauty." Master Jiang was suddenly overcome with lust and grabbed Little Pink Butterfly's hand, rubbing it to his lips as if he wanted to kiss her.
The little pink butterfly withdrew her hand, her smile growing even gentler, but her tender, watery eyes seemed to overflow with tears, threatening to drown anyone.
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Jiang Yongqiang took the medicine from the doctor's small bottle this time, and it really worked. He became unusually excited.
I can't sleep, I just can't sleep!
Jiang Yongqiang lay in bed for most of the day without encountering the female ghost from his nightmare. However, he drank two extra bowls of water while taking his medicine, which made him feel the urge to urinate.
It wasn't until late at night that Jiang Yongqiang finally couldn't hold on any longer. His eyelids drooped, but he still forced himself to get up and go to the yard to relieve himself.
Just then, Jiang Yongqiang saw the large water vat in the yard where lotus flowers were growing. He walked over and had just unzipped his pants when, with a 'splashing' sound, he felt like he heard a strange noise.
Jiang Yongqiang, who had been suffering from nightmares for the past few days, suddenly perked up. He pushed aside the lotus flower next to him and was shocked to see his father lying next to the water vat!
Jiang Yongqiang quickly pulled up his pants with one hand and used the other to pull Old Master Jiang, whose head was half submerged in the water vat, out.
Fortunately, by a twist of fate, Mr. Jiang fell to the ground and choked on the water in his lungs.
Jiang Yongqiang was so scared that he couldn't even urinate, and he almost drowned his own father.
Mr. Jiang, whose life had been saved, had a rather complicated story to tell.
Thanks to his son's help, his life was saved.
but……
Why does he always feel like his mouth and head are filled with the smell of his son's urine?
Jiang Yongqiang was so scared that he dared not urinate, but he was also suffering from severe bladder pain.
"You old fool, what are we going to do about this? If it weren't for our son saving your life last night, you old geezer would be dead! Now our son can't pee because he was trying to save you. If you don't think of something quickly, our son will die from holding his pee!" Madam Jiang cried and made a scene, using her Nine Yin White Bone Claw technique, almost scratching Mr. Jiang's face.
"..." Old Master Jiang also felt somewhat guilty towards his son, but this guilt was mixed with some unspeakable anger.
Left with no other choice, they had to go and invite Doctor Wang over again.
Fortunately, Dr. Wang was indeed quite capable. Upon learning that Jiang Yongqiang was unable to urinate on his own, he prescribed a diuretic decoction and had someone bring over a scallion stalk to help him with catheterization.
With the help of the scallion tubes, Jiang Yongqiang quickly drained the water.
However, Jiang Yongqiang was different from other patients. He couldn't urinate because he was afraid he wouldn't be able to overcome his psychological barrier.
After Dr. Wang left, Jiang Yongqiang, who had taken the medicine and felt an urgent need to urinate, was unable to urinate again.
Jiang Yongqiang, who was once again being catheterized with a scallion tube, cried to his mother, "Mom, what am I going to do from now on? Am I going to have to use this method to relieve myself from now on? Will I ever be able to go out again?!"
Madam Jiang was also crying uncontrollably.
Her son is a perfectly healthy young man. Is he really going to have his whole life ruined because of such a small problem?
Will you never be able to leave your home in your entire life?
How can he then get married and have children?
At this point, Madam Jiang, who was usually just loud and boisterous, suddenly came up with an idea: "You old fool, I think all these strange things happening in our family must be because we've been possessed by an evil spirit. Why don't we ask the head monk from Yong'an Temple to come and take a look?"
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