"Pretty boy, what are you thinking about? Just accept the reality!"

"Besides," Su Qinghu rubbed the stunned Erdan's head and smiled inscrutablely, "birthday gifts are only interesting if your dad takes the initiative, understand?"

Wouldn't she ask for a birthday gift herself? Speaking of shamelessness, Su Qinghu could take the initiative to ask for it.

It’s just that she still holds a grudge against him for what happened last time, so she doesn’t want to bother with him for the time being!

"Hey, then just wait. Even if you wait a hundred years, my dad won't celebrate your birthday!" Erdan's mouth instantly broke into a gloating grin when he heard the word "active." "My dad only has the motherland's birthday on his mind!"

"Didn't expect that?" Erdan said proudly. "You should learn from me. If you want a birthday gift, just tell my dad!"

Su Qinghu was shocked.

After feeling that the atmosphere was lively and it was time to get down to business, Erdan asked Su Qinghu, "Mom, where did you send my things? Who did you send them to?"

No matter who it is sent to, as long as he knows the location, even if he can't get it back, he can buy it back with money!

The Erdan nowadays is no longer the Erdan who had to think twice before buying a popsicle!

He has money!

He still has savings!

"It's sent to a boy who has no toys to play with, is under strict control, and isn't allowed to go out unless necessary." Su Qinghu smiled and spoke when Erdan thought she wouldn't tell him easily.

In the first two sentences, Erdan was still guessing whether it was sent to his father Chen Lie, but when he heard the word "boy", his emotions collapsed, "Did you send it to that brat Qian Duoshu?!"

"Are you stupid? If I had the time, wouldn't I just send it over?" Su Qinghu, "Stop crying."

"I'm crying! You gave my things to other kids to play with, and you didn't allow me to cry. Why?" Erdan wiped his tears. "I sent your things to my family, and you sent them to someone else. You're so ungrateful!"

Su Qinghu: "..."

Tsk tsk, she wanted to applaud this kid, but seeing that she was in the wrong and had no way to turn the situation around, she started to nitpick whether the recipient was a family member or an outsider.

Seeing that Su Qinghu didn't say anything, Erdan hugged her legs, sat on the ground, and cried at the top of his lungs.

Su Qinghu narrowed his eyes, pulled his hands apart, squatted down, easily pushed him down, and slapped him on the butt!

Dadan was stunned for a moment.

Erdan was also stunned.

The slap was loud, but it didn't hurt at all...

Erdan couldn't help grinning, wanting to laugh. He didn't know why, but... it just felt strange and novel!

Do you feel like you are no longer an outsider and your mother is close to him?

Right? That must be the case, right?

Hey hey hey~~~~

After Su Qinghu slapped Erdan, he blinked and moved his mouth. Before he could say anything, he heard Erdan laughing happily!

I'm afraid this isn't a—

Su Qinghu's mouth twitched. He let him go and said seriously, "Don't go through adults' things casually in the future."

"Can I come into the room?" Dadan frowned, thinking of the previous agreement. "Erdan will be responsible for the cleaning for a month."

"Of course you can go in to clean the place," Su Qinghu emphasized. "But you need to ask in advance, and don't just rummage through the drawers."

Dadan nodded to show that he understood.

Erdan rubbed his butt and looked at Su Qinghu. There was no more anger in his eyes as if his baby had been sent away. He smiled and said, "You were late getting off work on Friday, so I cleaned first. When I was cleaning under the bed, the key on the bedside table got caught on my pants. When I came out, I opened the bedside table."

Then I saw my father's portrait.

"Your birthday is coming soon, and I want to send your drawing to let Dad know that you miss him."

Su Qinghu: "I don't want to."

"Oh, don't be so stubborn!" Erdan waved his hand like a little adult, his face full of "I've seen too many people like you." "If you didn't miss my dad, how could you draw him so well? So like him?"

Su Qinghu: ...I have something to say, but I don't know if I should say it. I wasn't thinking about him, I was interested in the proportions of his body structure...

"Mom, you're too young~" Erdan sighed, "Do you know how to date?"

Su Qinghu took a breath. Why did this unfortunate thing change the subject so drastically?

"I've seen so much at the entrances of alleys and parks!" Erdan began, his voice patronizing, "Today, I'm going to broaden your horizons." "Those who are dating are so shy even when holding hands. I couldn't stand it one time, so I rushed up to them and said, 'Stop wasting time! You've been dragging it out for minutes. Can't you just hold hands?'"

Su Qinghu looked him up and down, "You weren't being chased and beaten?"

"No, they ran off with red faces after I said that." Erdan was puzzled, but he didn't dwell on it and continued, "The old man in the park later told me that when a man and a woman are in a relationship, the most exciting thing is that moment when they want to say something but can't."

Su Qinghu: ...I wasn’t beaten?

"If you want to date my dad, you have to make him feel itchy and hesitant. You can't just say you want it directly..." Erdan was talking excitedly, but Dadan covered his mouth with one hand and dragged him to the bedroom.

Erdan: "Mmmmm..."

Dadan looked at Su Qinghu and said, "Tomorrow is Monday. We have to get up early to raise the national flag. Let's go to bed first!"

Su Qinghu raised his eyebrows and let Dadan drag Erdan away.

Dadan dragged the man into the bedroom, closed the door, and started beating him.

Erdan ran around the room, feeling wronged, but he didn't dare to cry out. He only asked in a low voice, "Brother, why did you hit me again?"

"Why did I hit you?" Dadan said angrily, "Didn't I tell you not to listen to those dating stories?"

He followed him but couldn't prevent this.

Erdan was instantly defeated.

He was just a little curious, so he took advantage of his brother going to the bathroom or doing something else to sneak back and let him finish the story...

"Starting tomorrow, if you listen to these things again, I will write a letter to Dad." Dadan threatened.

Erdan: "Okay, I won't listen anymore."

Just as the two men stopped fighting, there was a knock on the door.

Dadan gave Erdan a warning look, then straightened his clothes and went to open the door.

Su Qinghu stood at the door, took out two dollars and handed it to him, "These two dollars are your pocket money for next week. Pens and notebooks are charged separately. These are for your extra meals."

Dadan took it.

Su Qinghu looked at his action in wonder and smiled, "Big Egg, have you ever spanked your brother?"

Dadan was stunned and his heart beat a little faster. So after beating his brother, was she going to beat him too?

She shouldn't be like this, right?

"Don't be nervous, just fight if you want. There's nothing wrong with brothers fighting each other." Su Qinghu smiled knowingly, "I asked this question just to tell you that you are still growing at this stage. If you are too frugal, you won't grow taller."

"Your brother has no meat on his butt..."

Su Qinghu shook his head and walked away with some emotion, leaving Dadan standing there in a daze.