Wild and Sassy in the 1980s

Su Qinghu doesn't want to die; not only does she not want to die, but she also wants to live wildly and sassily in this era!

So what if the nouveau riche is too cunning? She'll just b...

Chapter 376shuhaige.net

I don’t know if this statement is corny or not, but it left the child speechless. Erdan didn’t recover until he took a shower and went to rest.

Su Qinghu was very happy anyway. Making children unhappy was simply a source of happiness for adults.

"Mom, I think even if everyone in the country has a TV, we won't be able to have one at home." Erdan tugged at her bedroom door frame, his face serious. "Don't you agree?"

What’s more serious is that while people all over the country have color TVs installed, they may not even be able to own a black and white TV at home!

"We have a tape recorder at home." Su Qinghu turned around with the beauty products specially made for her by her aunt, smiling amiably, "It's similar to a TV, and can receive programs."

Erdan took a long breath and wanted to scratch the door, "Mom, this one in our house can only be listened to. The TV can be listened to and watched."

They are different!

"But with the TV, I'm afraid you won't have self-control, and you'll fall behind in your studies, or even become nearsighted." Su Qinghu posed the question.

It's finally time to negotiate!

Come on, kid!

Erdan's mind went blank for two or three seconds. When he came to his senses, he blinked his eyes, jumped up suddenly, and rushed to her side, being extremely obedient.

If he had a tail, it would have turned into the afterimage of an electric fan blade at this moment.

"Mom, no. We will never fall behind in our studies, and we won't let our eyes become nearsighted."

Erdan, "Really? I promise! I also promise to keep an eye on my brother and make sure he doesn't fall behind in his studies, and I won't let him become nearsighted!"

Oh my goodness, are they going to have a TV at home?

This is even more enjoyable than Zhu Bajie eating the ginseng fruit!

Su Qinghu looked at him, silent and thoughtful, "But——"

"But what? Just tell me what you want. My brother and I promise to do it!" The only thing left in Erdan's mind was the TV.

Dadan felt something was wrong when he jumped up and cheered. He got out of bed in his flip-flops and walked out of the bedroom door. He heard Erdan's promise and felt a little unwell.

How can this silly little brother change his habit of making promises for him? ! !

"Everyone has to memorize at least ten sentences after listening to a foreign language program for an hour?" Su Qinghu sighed, "I'm really worried that you'll fall behind in your studies..."

Erdan's enthusiasm waned by one tenth, but he felt it was acceptable and nodded.

"Watching TV consumes electricity..." Su Qinghu said again.

Erdan: "We pay the electricity bill!"

Isn't it just the electricity bill? It's only a few dollars. He and his brother can just come.

Su Qinghu: "Isn't this bad? Besides the TV, we also have refrigerators and washing machines that use electricity. How about this, let's see how much the electricity bill is this month. The extra electricity bill next month will be paid by you."

Erdan: "Why are you so polite? It starts from this month!"

——Let’s see how much the electricity bill is this month. You will pay the extra electricity bill next month.

Look at this sentence, it’s all a trap!

If he agrees, will he have to wait until next month to get his lovely TV?

Even a fool knows that the longer the night, the more dreams you will have. He is not a fool, so he understands this truth even better.

So, if you want something, act fast, as fast as possible!

Dadan listened with a wooden face.

He didn't even know how much the family's electricity bill was per month, yet his silly brother was so brave as to agree to it...

Su Qinghu narrowed her eyes slightly, looked at his impatient expression, and nodded, "Okay, then starting from this month, you...you pay the electricity bill?"

Erdan was about to nod, but Su Qinghu raised his hand to stop him, "Don't you need to discuss this with your brother?"

Erdan finally realized something was wrong, blinked, and said, "Wait a moment," then turned around and rushed to their bedroom.

Just turning around, I saw my brother with an expressionless face.

"Brother! Mom said she'd buy us a TV, and all we have to do is pay the electricity bill." Erdan was very proud. "I heard from the people in my class who have TVs at home that the electricity bill every month is only a little bit more than when they didn't have a TV."

Big Egg: "How much is a little bit?"

"Two or three dollars?" Erdan was a little uncertain.

In the past, the woman paid one dollar and a half to two dollars for electricity every month.

If it's a little more than this, it shouldn't exceed five yuan, right?

Dadan: "I quit."

It is impossible to share the burden, after all, he has no time to watch idle stuff!

Erdan hugged Dadan's legs and started crying hypocritically, "Brother, everyone else has a TV to watch Sun Wukong, but your poor little brother can't watch it. He can't even talk to his classmates! Wuwawa~~"

Dadan ruthlessly exposed him, "You've seen it at your grandparents' place."

"But I forgot again!" Erdan said righteously.

Big Egg: “…”

"Brother, you really don't watch TV? There are a lot of learning programs there! Foreign language programs, you listen with your ears and watch with your eyes, two-pronged approach, you will definitely learn faster."

Erdan changed his strategy. "Didn't the teacher say before? We learn very quickly, but our accents aren't standard, especially when speaking long sentences. Now that we have a TV, can't we imitate them?"

"If we keep imitating, we will learn everything."

Erdan looked at Dadan eagerly.

Dadan gave up resisting the temptation and nodded.

Su Qinghu was watching them from the side. Seeing that they had reached an agreement, he coughed lightly to remind them, and then said, "Then wash the dishes and sweep the floor--"

"Let's do it! Let's do it!" Erdan agreed quickly.

Anyway, these are what he and his brother are doing, so he has no burden to agree to it now.

Don’t even hesitate!

"Okay, since it's settled, then adding one more procedure doesn't seem to be a big deal." Su Qinghu waved his hand, "Go back to the bedroom and draft an agreement according to the format of the guarantee letter. We'll all sign and put our fingerprints on it to clarify our responsibilities and obligations."

Erdan: “Okay!”

Dadan turned around silently and started counting in his mind. When he counted to three, he heard her calling them.

"Wait a minute." Su Qinghu said, "After you finish writing down what we just said, write down the punishment if you fail to do it. You can think of the punishment yourself."

"No less than three punishment measures." Su Qinghu smiled, "Don't use any insignificant punishment either~~"

Dadan opened his mouth and closed it again.

Erdan scratched his head and said, "Okay."

"It's best if the punishment involves financial matters," Su Qinghu reminded.

Erdan: “…Okay!”

The TV is right in front of me, why can't I say yes!

Anyway, as long as they don’t fall behind in their studies and don’t become nearsighted, these punishments will be meaningless to them!

In that case, what are you afraid of? Just take what you say!

"What if you can't do it?" Erdan asked back.

Su Qinghu: "Isn't it just buying a TV? I've completed the agreement by buying it."

"What if you don't buy it?" Erdan asked.

Su Qinghu raised his chin proudly, "Am I the one who can't afford to fulfill the contract?"