Alternative Title: 野外求生直播間[美食]
Author: 書一
Status: Completed
Added: 2025-09-17
Updated: 2025-09-17
The entertainment world is in an uproar: the delicate, “can’t-live-without-air-conditioning” celebrity Chu Huaiqin has signed on to a wilderness survival variety show.
A asks: Are you talking about the Chu Huaiqin who’s nicknamed “Delicate Ghost”?
Production team: Yes.
B asks: The one who has a five-star chef flown in to cook for him every day?
Production team: Yes.
C asks: The one who won’t drink anything but spring water from Changbai Mountain?
Production team: Yes.
Audience: So you explained to him that this is a wilderness survival show and not a luxury European tour?
The show begins. The delicate one goes out and hunts wild boar, pokes beehives, and occasionally squares off with tigers and lions. The entire crew depends on him for food.
Audience: Smells good.
Audience: How does a person like this survive in the entertainment industry?
Fans: He’s delicate, we’re willing to spoil him, what of it?
Xia Ent: My person is just delicate, and I’m willing to spoil him.
Chu Huaiqin: Beating the fans on the left, kicking the Xia family’s youngest on the right—clearly I built this myself, get lost.
Surface-level pretentious noble young master VS actually noble young master, who is poor but has martial arts skills maxed out shou VS abandoned little wolf dog with super strong possessiveness gong.
Little theater:
Fans: My person is just delicate.
Chu Huaiqin: Xia Shang, come here, let’s talk about why the flowers are so red.
Xia Ent: (cowers) They said it too.
Fans: Bro, dump him! He’s an eyesore.