Wilderness Survival: The Film Emperor Cries in My Arms

The First Empress of Great Yan transmigrated. As soon as she opened her eyes, she found herself transformed into an 18th-tier female celebrity of the same name, participating in a wilderness surviv...

Chapter 138: The part about pampering your husband, late but here it comes

Chapter 138: The part about pampering your husband, late but here it comes

【? ? ? ? ? ? ? 】

[Holy crap! Holy crap! ! ! !]

I'm torn apart!

[Is this an illusion? ??? ???]

[Sister Yang, are you being too smooth? ? ? ]

[Ah ...

【Is this broadcastable? ! ! ! 】

Only Su Yangyang looked calm and asked, "What's wrong? Why are you looking at me?"

Xiao He: “!!!”

What are you doing, Sister Yang?!

You touched the butt of an innocent boy!

However, Xiao He moved his lips for a moment, but he didn't dare to say these words.

After a while, he tried to smooth things over, "Ahem... Director, um, if we get first place, don't we get any prizes?"

Qiu Ye gritted his teeth.

He hadn't recovered from the slapping action just now. He took a deep breath and said, "Yes, the first prize is a hair dryer."

"What?!" All the girls in the team were excited.

Most of the members of Su Yangyang's team are girls. Washing their hair on a deserted island is the most troublesome thing. Their hair was left to dry naturally for some time.

Now there’s a hair dryer, and of course everyone cheers!

"Sister Yang! That's great! Woohoo, I haven't felt the hot air blowing my hair for a long time!" Tian Tian said.

“It’s a pity that there is no electricity now. We can only use it when we return to our base camp.” Shen Ruoqing lamented.

"Yeah, when I think about it, I'm quite envious of bald guys." Xiao He nodded.

Qiao Hefeng continued, "On second thought, Luo Feifei isn't really needed on the team. He's either a man or a bald guy."

Several of them spoke in very loud voices.

Especially Qiao Hefeng.

This sentence almost resonated with him, and it just happened to be passed on to Luo Feifei's team.

The whole team was speechless.

Either a man or a bald head

【Hahahahahahahahahahaha look at their expressions! Hurry up and look at their expressions!】

[Qiao Hefeng really makes me laugh to death!!]

Luo Feifei: Am I dead, or am I deaf?

My previous self was terrified that the Luo family would retaliate. My current self is terrified that they would piss Luo Feifei off to death, and then there would be no fun.

"Quiet, quiet, listen to me!"

Qiu Ye's voice came from the radio again.

Everyone immediately quieted down and waited where they were.

"First of all, congratulations on successfully conquering the third circle of this deserted island! But the test has just begun!"

Is this a test for you, Qiu Lao Hu?

[Stop talking, please stop talking, Qiu Ye, don’t you have any dignity? ]

[I want to see what tricks he will come up with next, and finally kill himself.]

"Next, we need to attack the second round. We are getting closer and closer to conquering this deserted island!"

"In the second circle, there will be different forms of tests. This time, danger and opportunity coexist!"

"The director team has also thoughtfully prepared some small activities for everyone, which will last for a day."

"During this day, you can earn deserted island points and exchange them for supplies. And for the sake of fairness, you can't use previous deserted island points during this day. In other words, all existing deserted island points will be cleared!"

"ah?!"

Of course, the members of Su Yangyang's group had the biggest reaction.

Their deserted islands have the most remaining supplies, and if they have no way to use them, their chances of earning supplies this time will be in jeopardy.

Everyone looked at each other.

Luo Feifei's group had a carnival.

"Great!" Luo Feifei gritted her teeth and said, "If this is a fair competition, without considering the accumulated experience, our team can't be worse than them!"

"It's hard to say..." Su Ling said from the side, "Don't underestimate the enemy. Besides, the game questions that Qiu Ye can come up with may not be normal."

【Hahahahahaha, another one that got defeated?】

[Qiu Ye: You are the one who is fucking abnormal]

"What's the reward for the next round's winner?" Huang Ling was cautious and asked first.

If you win the first round, the only reward is a hair dryer. Who knows what strange things you will get in the second round.

He doesn't need a hair dryer.

"That's amazing," Qiu Ye said. "The champion of the second round will receive a smart toilet!"

Everyone: “!!!!!!”

[Smart toilet? ??? Qiu Ye, you are crazy, hahahahahahaha]

[You let a bunch of celebrities fight over toilets? ]

[No, what I'm saying is, before releasing supplies, can you please consider their practicality?]

[This is to help you survive on the deserted island later. It may not be useful now, but it's a good idea to prepare for a rainy day. After all, in the end, whoever can survive the deserted island to the end will win billions of resources and prizes!]

[Although, it’s embarrassing for celebrities to fight over toilets]

However, as soon as Qiu Ye finished speaking, countless people screamed like crazy.

"I want this toilet! Captain!"

"Captain, if you need me to do anything for the game later, just tell me!"

"Captain, we have to keep going. I don't need anything! I can go without food and go hungry, but I beg you, this toilet, we have to win!!!"

A well-known internet celebrity from Su Yangyang's team drooled with longing, "We have to find a place to go to the toilet in the wild mountains every day. It's really hard!"

A male star from Luo Feifei's team also felt the same way: "Yeah, one night, I had a stomachache and squatted in the grass for a long time, probably providing dinner for tens of thousands of mosquitoes."

"Win! We have to win!"

"Smart toilet! Smart toilet! Smart toilet!"

Everyone was like crazy, raising their hands and shouting.

In the director's tent.

Qiu Ye curled his lips into a smile that was a bit devilish.

"Oh, everything is under my control."

【? ? ? ? ? 】

Crazy????????

[I miscalculated. You're really good at manipulating people, Qiu Ye.]

[I feel like this is going to be fun, hahahahahahaha, I've never seen such high morale before]

"Quiet down, we are about to start the first group's game!" Qiu Ye said.

Everyone instantly quieted down and lined up in an orderly manner.

"This prize is no ordinary smart device," Qiu Ye said slowly. "It not only generates heat, but can also warm your icy heart on this cold desert island."

"It also gives you a nice back massage, which means you can relax and enjoy life at the same time!"

"Of course, there's also an automatic cleaning service, ensuring you come and go with ease!"

As soon as the words fell, the fighting spirit in everyone's eyes became even higher!

“Charge! Charge! Charge!”

“Fight for the smart toilet!”

Su Yangyang was not very interested in this thing, but she did not miss the light in Bo Silin's eyes.

"You want it?" she asked.

[Here it comes, Sister Yang’s doting on her husband segment, late but here it is!]

Bo Silin nodded.

There’s nothing special about a smart toilet, but if it’s preceded by the words “on a deserted island,” it’s a top temptation!

"Alright!" Su Yangyang decided, "Go ahead!"

This toilet, she must win!

Soon after, the staff arrived at the scene, cleared an area and started the process.

"The first game is You Guess Me! One person gestures while the other guesses words. Within the time limit, the team that guesses the most words wins! The winner will receive 100 deserted island points! Please send one person from each of the three teams to the stage! As usual, the captain must play in this round!"

"Sister Yang, Xiao He knows how to play this game!" Tian Tian said immediately, "He played it with us a few days ago! You can bring Xiao He along!"

Su Yangyang immediately called Xiao He and went on stage.

The two men stopped.

Qiu Ye folded his arms, leaned to the side, and smiled.

As soon as he saw this smile, Bo Silin knew that things must be complicated.

The staff member brought the cards and showed them to Xiao He.

The word is——

"Underwear."

The person making the gestures is Xiao He, and the person guessing the words is Su Yangyang.

Sorry... I've already started laughing.

[Qiu Ye, you are really wild]

(End of this chapter)