The First Empress of Great Yan transmigrated. As soon as she opened her eyes, she found herself transformed into an 18th-tier female celebrity of the same name, participating in a wilderness surviv...
The words haven't even finished yet.
Suddenly, a black shadow stood up in the air!
Z:? ? ? ? ! ! ! ! !
What the hell?!
[Big spider?]
[Where did this spider come from? It's clearly a person!]
[It's Su Yangyang! Su Yangyang is lying on the wall???]
A minute ago, Su Yangyang was eating while looking at the mall.
I unexpectedly discovered an [animal area].
There are some animal skills in it that can be exchanged.
She immediately exchanged it for a spider attribute.
Now she can not only climb walls, but also perform silk spinning. If she were not representing the country now, she would like to give it a try.
This skill lasts for a full five minutes.
But it doesn't take even a minute to climb this wall.
Su Yangyang spread her arms and legs and climbed up directly!
【!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!】
[Holy crap! Holy crap!!! Holy crap!]
[Is it true that people in China can perform Qinggong?]
【Chinese Kung Fu! Chinese Kung Fu! 】
[Is there no gravity on this woman?!]
[I've got the lid of Newton's coffin, Sister Yang, you can do your job without worry!]
In less than ten seconds, Su Yangyang had climbed up to the skylight.
Just jump outside easily!
Then he clapped his hands.
Staff waiting outside:?
Is there really anyone who can come out?!
"Why wasn't the alarm system triggered?!" Lin Yan also shouted in front of the screen on the scene.
The person next to him said, "Maybe it's because... the wall wasn't damaged?"
"impossible!"
Lin Yan went crazy and paced in place.
Is there anyone in the world who can crawl on a wall without causing any damage to the wall?!
This is simply a fantasy!
Something impossible to happen!
"Get someone to check! Hurry up!" Lin Yan gritted his teeth, "She must have tampered with the wall!"
The staff who went to check came back quickly.
His face was pale.
"There's really no damage..."
Lin Yan's face turned completely pale.
What kind of weird thing does this Su Yangyang have?
Invisible glue? Anti-gravity tech clothing?
Could it be that she is the reincarnation of a gecko? !
This is so awesome!
[Sister Yang, do your best! ! ! ! !]
[Oh my god, after reading this, I'm starting to be afraid of China! ]
[Mysterious oriental power, so scary! ]
[If you understand more about this, you wouldn't say such things. That's all from their TV dramas!]
"Then what's going on now? Please explain."
Obviously, this netizen couldn't explain it.
then.
An entry titled "Chinese Kung Fu is real" was launched on major search engines on the Internet.
Z calmed down quickly.
"It's okay, there's still one minute!" he said, "Keep an eye on Bo Silin, they're together! Su Yangyang won't abandon him! In the meantime, have all the cats change their clothes and get ready! Once the time limit is up, go catch them immediately!"
In order to prevent Su Yangyang from escaping, they have made sufficient preparations!
Unless Su Yangyang rescues Bo Silin within one minute.
Today you can only win, not lose!
“It’s out!”
A sharp voice suddenly exploded during the live broadcast.
Z hurried to look, but only saw a screen full of colorful comments.
Someone is yelling in the headphones—
"Bo Silin is out!"
Bo Silin? Come out???
Z's pupils shrank and he quickly switched to the screen on Bo Silin's side.
The barrage of comments passed by.
[Fuck, that's awesome! Linlin stood up!]
[Linlin, little Jiaojiao, why don't you wait for Sister Yang to pick you up? ]
[Besides being a spoiled brat, this man can actually do something else? I never expected that!]
[This arm strength... Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, I don't want to watch kids' channels anymore! Rin, rin! Go!]
[Muscle lines! Muscle lines ahhhhh!]
Only seen in the picture.
Bo Silin has already hooked the skylight!
Su Yangyang hadn't even reached the window of his room.
He swung and jumped out easily.
Their eyes met.
Su Yangyang raised her eyebrows.
Bo Silin immediately leaned over and supported himself on the edge of the skylight, his landing pose was perfect.
[Fuck, it blinded my eyes]
[I have never watched Chinese programs before, but starting today, I want to watch them]
[Sister Yang and Brother Lin, I would like to call them - Wild China Promotion Ambassadors]
Bo Silin waited for a long time, but no one spoke.
He turned his head and saw Su Yangyang suddenly rushing towards him!
Bo Silin:?
Is the effect so good?
Are you going to rush into my arms?
If he had known earlier, he would have set up ten or eight skylights on the deserted island, and he would have woken up every day to perform window climbing for Yangyang, and their love life would not have been so bumpy.
"Let's go!"
Su Yangyang roared.
Before Bo Silin could react, a hand came from the air——
Pick him up!
Turn around and run!
The red timer not far away has shown the last second.
Behind them, more than two hundred cats took off and rushed towards them.
Gunshots rang out in the air!
Bang bang bang!
Bo Silin's head also hit Su Yangyang's waist.
Bang bang bang!
【? ? ? ? ? ? ? 】
[No, what is this operation? ? ?]
[Oh, it's just basic exercises, just basic exercises, look how scared you are, the princess carry hasn't even started yet]
[Princess hug?? Is this the princess hug I was thinking of?!]
[Probably not, after all, humans cannot imagine things beyond their own cognition]
On this side, Su Yangyang had already carried the person over the fence set up by the program team.
"Snap".
The paint gun hit her left side.
Then the right hand.
She clearly didn't dodge much, but it was just so easy that she couldn't be hit.
"This gun is not accurate." Su Yangyang commented.
"Maybe it's not the gun." Bo Silin gave up resistance, found a more comfortable fulcrum on Su Yangyang, and moved. "Yangyang, have you ever heard of the term 'heroine halo'?"
Su Yangyang shook her head.
"To put it simply, no matter how hard you hit him, you can't hit him." Bo Silin said, "And he can't die."
"Why can the male protagonist die?"
Bo Silin paused.
Suddenly, he turned around and said, "I'm the male lead?"
The last time Yangyang checked Qiao Hefeng's information, he guessed that she would most likely look at his own information.
Su Yangyang nodded.
Bo Silin gritted his teeth, turned his head, clenched his fist, and growled "yes" in a low voice!
Then he turned around and moved forward magnificently.
"I really want to share this wonderful moment with Uncle Gu." He sighed and turned to the camera.
"Uncle Gu?" Su Yangyang raised her eyebrows.
"She's the one who loves to kiss little snakes." Bo Silin directly spread rumors.
Su Yangyang finally understood.
It turns out that he was talking about Gu Sheng.
Bo Silin's face at this moment can only be described as joyful.
He knew that this sharing would definitely reach the person concerned accurately.
This is the real Chinese New Year.
Gu's house.
A figure trembled like a sieve.
"Bo Silin!"
Gu Sheng slammed the table and cursed!
Isn't it just jealousy that he participated in the great past?
How many times do we have to pull him out and whip him?
"Young Master, you'd better not watch it..." The butler whispered beside him.
Gu Sheng grabbed the phone, turned around silently, and continued watching.
The butler sighed and had to leave.
Gu Sheng stared at the screen, pursing his lips.
After Xiao He and the others showed up this morning, he suddenly felt a little envious and inexplicably thought of the days when they had fought side by side.
He suddenly understood.
Perhaps the biggest punishment Yangyang gave him was not just her leaving.
This way.
The two held hands and crossed the obstacle again.
"It's a violation, didn't you see it! Notify me!!" Lin Yan roared.
The host was stunned, then he realized what was happening and immediately picked up the radio.
"Two contestants from China, please follow the procedure to enter the second round! Please follow the procedure to enter the second round!"
Two figures stopped in front of the wall.
The host breathed a sigh of relief.
Finally, there's a time to be obedient!
Su Yangyang turned around and looked at Bo Silin.
"What's wrong?" Bo Silin asked.
“It’s too high.”
Su Yangyang answered.
Then she opened her hands and faced Bo Silin.
【? ? ? ? ? 】
[Fuck!!!! I want a hug???]
[Hold her! Hold her! Hurry and carry her up!]