Wind God, But Can't Slack Off

National Luck + Isekai + Genshin Impact + Venti

CP: XiaoWen, also Sett, the rest depends on mood.

Which god gets chosen for a National Luck battlefield from another world? Oh, Mondstadt...

Chapter 138 Breaking News

"So, obviously, that ruler, well, her name is Ruixue, won't let us off easily~" Wendy paced back and forth in the hall, her eyes closed, looking like a hermit.

"Street performer, stop keeping us in suspense and just tell us what to do!" Paimon stomped his foot in the air, looking unhappy.

"Hey, what's the rush? I haven't finished yet." Wendy put her hands on her hips, then patted Paimon's head. Paimon slapped her head wildly with both hands. Wendy chuckled and continued, "Rayce's ability to make words come true has its limitations. If he were to face me, I shouldn't have much of a problem. But Xiao and Yingda, you'll have a harder time. And you'd better not go, Walnut."

"You look down on me, don't you?" Hu Tao was displeased. "If a fight breaks out, the Hall of Rebirth will gain a few more customers. I, the Hall Master, should at least go and collect the corpses to boost our sales."

Wendy scratched her head: "What I mean is, oh dear, my dear friend Walnut, if Ruixue were to tell you to go die, you would really die, and I wouldn't be able to explain it to everyone at the Hall of Rebirth." As she finished speaking, Wendy shrank her neck.

God knows, if Morax knew that Walnut was dead, he might not even be able to save his own life.

"Okay, okay, I'll be very careful. I'll dash away in a flash, then drag the body away with a whoosh. Look, like this." Walnut patted Wendy on the back, then darted behind Kong, then back to Wendy's side, patting her back again. "So, don't worry about me, hehe~"

“Traveler, you should be careful, especially little Paimon. He's very interested in you.” Wendy appeared behind Paimon in a flash. “Be careful, he might just bite you and eat you up!” “Whoa, what are you doing!” Paimon flew to Sora's side, his big eyes brimming with tears. “Wendy.” Sora couldn't stand it anymore, staring at Wendy with dead fish eyes. “Oh dear, oh dear, I was wrong, I was wrong, Lord Paimon, please forgive me, please, please, please?” Wendy realized he had gone a bit too far and quickly apologized to Paimon.

"Hmph, then I'll reluctantly forgive you." Paimon wasn't unreasonable; since Wendy apologized, she would forgive him.

Wendy chuckled and turned to check on Yingda's situation.

"My strength is slowly returning, but I still can't use much of it." Yingda felt the power slowly surging within him, but his body wasn't fully recovered, so he still couldn't fully utilize his strength.

"It's alright, this is already very good," Xiao said. Although he knew that Yingda's body had not fully recovered, seeing Yingda alive and well in front of him was better than many other things.

“Fanan is already in Liyue. If things continue like this, we'll all be reunited sooner or later.” Xiao smiled gently after thinking of Fananan. Yingda exclaimed, “Oh ho!” He put one arm around Xiao’s head and pinched Xiao’s temple with the other, grinning, “Oh dear, I didn’t expect our little Golden Roc to show such a gentle smile.” “Yingda… let go, it hurts!” Xiao rarely showed a smile, though it was a bitter one.

"Alright, alright, Yingda, stop teasing Xiao." Wendy knew Xiao was shy, so she came to his rescue. Yingda wasn't being disrespectful to the Wind God, so he let Xiao go.

Rubbing his aching temples, Xiao looked at Sora's grinning face and knew that this guy was definitely up to no good.

Sure enough, Sora leaned against Xiao and said in a cheeky tone, "Oh my, I didn't expect our little Golden Roc to show such a gentle smile." "Traveler... hey, stop fooling around." Xiao sighed helplessly and then pulled Sora off. "Xiao, are you... shy?" Sora gave a mischievous smile, and Xiao immediately blushed.

"Traveler, stop teasing Xiao." Wendy pulled Xiao into her arms. Yingda looked at Xiao, then at Wendy, feeling as if he had stumbled upon some earth-shattering secret.

Um... will His Majesty agree? He probably will...

An old man in Teyvat sneezed and immediately received concern from Datalia.

Xiao's face instantly turned red, and Hu Tao put her hands on her hips, staring at Wendy and Xiao with dead fish eyes.

What is it about this master's friend that makes even the Great Sage Who Subdues Demons willingly fall at his feet? How is this different from Chongyun Xingqiu? How is this different from our own guest and Tartaglia?

Why is everyone in Liyue the same? Hu Tao silently had this thought.

However, judging from the relationship between the Great Sage and Wendy, they are obviously old flames. Nutcracker wouldn't be the villain to break them up. Well, of course not. She's currently focused on breaking up her own guest and Tartaglia.

"When are you getting married?" Hu Tao suddenly blurted out. Ying Da nodded in agreement. In stark contrast to Fanan, Ying Da was cheerful and lively, and could quickly accept new things. Seeing how well Jinpeng and Fengshen were doing, Ying Da naturally offered his blessings. Kong and Paimon also nodded. Paimon, in particular, gestured with his two little hands for a long time before finally making a heart shape.

"Um, well... oh well, I'll make it up to you, I'll make it up to you." Wendy realized that she still hadn't given Xiao a proper title, and secretly glanced at Xiao, who was looking at her with a slightly resentful gaze. "Alright, alright, then let's hold a party with the old man in Teyvat first, and then..."

Wendy brought up the live stream, her big eyes blinking adorably: "We'll be having our wedding on Earth too, hehe, invitations will be randomly given out, so don't miss out!"

This sentence exploded like a bomb.

"Aaaaaah! We absolutely have to hold this event!"

"Pick me! Pick me!"

"I want to go too! Wendy, wait, Lady Wendy, look at me!"

"Praise God, please, Lord Wendy, choose me!"

“However, let’s deal with Ruixue first before we talk about this,” Wendy said, smiling broadly at everyone.

“That’s natural,” Xiao nodded.

“Yingda, let’s rest for a few more days. Once you feel your abilities have recovered enough, we’ll set off. Our destination: Ruixue!” Wendy turned to look at Yingda, who nodded. She would work hard to regulate her breathing these next few days!

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It's so hot, I'm going to get heatstroke!