With a Government Job Raising Fluffy Creatures, I Led the Nation to Be Everyone's Favorite

[Raising Fluffy Babies + Understanding Beast Speech + Relaxing & Healing + Satisfying & Sweet + Patriotism]

Veteran veterinarian Xu Ying died from overwork and transmigrated into a ne...

Chapter 203: The little mouth is smeared with red

Chapter 203: The little mouth is smeared with red

Xu Ying made an OK sign with her fingers. "Let me share three little-known facts with you: Camels have a mysterious smile when they ruminate. Each camel ruminates for 6-8 hours a day. The Compendium of Materia Medica records that camel ruminate can be used as medicine."

Many viewers in the live broadcast room were attracted by the humorous, sharp-tongued, and knowledgeable webmaster Xiao Xu.

【When Xiao Xu appears, the show always becomes exciting! 】

[Does Stationmaster Xiao Xu have smears of rouge on his lips? Love it!]

[The camel's smile is so charming, and within that charm there's a hint of vulgarity!]

Camel: Vulgar? I'm smiling like an aristocrat, okay?

[This camel's expression looks exactly like me secretly eating takeout in the middle of the night]

Just as everyone was holding shovels and getting to know the six Bactrian camels, preparing to exchange some feelings.

One of the huge male camels suddenly stood up, walked slowly to Jiayao, and dropped a pile of steaming feces with a "puff".

The barrage exploded and passed by in an instant:

【Camel's dismount】

【Jia Yao's pupils tremble.gif】.

Jiayao's fans were furious, cursing: "How can this Bactrian camel be so uncultured? It's a piece of trash that's a nationally protected species!"

Jiayao's handsome face, once dubbed "Godlike," twisted instantly. He stumbled back two steps, his expensive, limited-edition sneakers leaving messy tracks in the sand. As the steaming pile of excrement splattered against his trouser legs, his well-maintained fingers suddenly clamped around his throat, his Adam's apple rolling violently a few times.

"vomit--!"

The top idol performed a textbook dry heave on the spot, covering his mouth and stumbling towards the temporary restroom built by the program crew.

When Jiayao's fans witnessed his brother retching with genuine emotion in front of the camera, they felt like their filter was shattered for a moment.

I was speechless at this point.

Barrage Carnival:

【The rout of the top stream】

【Camel: This is my way of cheering】

[It is recommended that brands ask Camel to endorse laxatives]

What's even more amazing is that when Jiayao ran away, the height-enhancing insole actually slipped halfway out of his boots. Xu Ying picked up the insole with a branch and shook it: "Teacher Jia! You dropped the height-enhancing insole of love!"

The show is full of effect!

The audience who watched the live broadcast in the morning were so awakened by laughter that they shared the program link with their relatives and friends. The program with webmaster Xiao Xu was so funny!

After this little episode, the poop scooper’s mission officially began.

The five people walked into the camel pen with their heads held high, but were immediately forced to take two steps back by the overwhelming odor.

Ming Xueying covered her nose and retched, Yao Yingzhe's face looked uglier than feces, and Jiayao's world-weary face became even colder.

Ye Jie adapted quickly and had already started to figure out how to use the shovel.

As for Jiang Mo... he rolled up his sleeves and walked straight in.

Xu Ying sat on the fence, holding the little fox, swinging her legs, and gave the instructions with a smile: "Come on, the time limit is two hours. The teams that don't finish will only have compressed biscuits for lunch~"

Being a boss is such a great feeling, who knows?!

The following is the live broadcast of Camel Circle——

Ming Xueying deliberately wore the hottest wasteland-style suit of the season today - a distressed leather corset with riveted knee pads. The pair of limited edition tactical boots worth five figures left deep and shallow marks on the sand.

Before going out in the morning, she looked in the mirror and was very satisfied with her outfit today. This outfit is a perfect match for the desert. Any casual photo has the texture of a blockbuster, and fans can capture a lot of great pictures.

Who would have thought that the first shooting scene would be a manure field!

What a sin!

"Miss Ming's boots are nice," Xu Ying said, squatting on the fence and swinging her legs, complaining mercilessly: "The non-slip soles are especially suitable for shoveling poop~"

As soon as she finished speaking, Ming Xueying stepped into the fresh camel dung, and the serrated pattern of her tactical boots was immediately embedded with a brown substance.

Barrage of laughter:

[Wasteland style turns into real waste style in seconds]

The value of these boots has plummeted.

[Suggested to change the name to "Dung Style Fashion Guide"]

The situation on Yao Yingzhe's side was even more tragic.

The old man's hand holding the shovel was shaking like he was DJing. He finally scooped up a lump, but his hand slipped and the whole thing got stuck on his trouser leg.

Seeing this, Ming Xueying wanted to help, another sign of respect for her seniors, but she used too much force and the dung ball she shoveled up drew a perfect parabola in the air and hit Yao Yingzhe's back accurately.

"My Big Goose down jacket!!" Yao Yingzhe screamed, and the fluffy and warm down jacket suddenly turned into an abstract work of art.

Ming Xueying was so flustered that her tactical gloves fell off. "I'm sorry, Mr. Yao! I'll pay for the dry cleaning!"

Xu Ying's shoulders were shaking from trying to hold back laughter. "Dry cleaning? I suggest cremation."

In stark contrast to the chaos on Ming Xueying's side, Ye Jie's side can be described as peaceful and quiet.

She was wearing rubber gloves provided by the program team. Although her movements were clumsy, she was extremely serious.

She even started chatting with the camel: "You eat so much every day, you poop a lot..."

camel:"……"

After each shoveling, he would pat the camel thoughtfully: "Thank you for standing further away. Don't get your feet dirty~"

The most amazing thing was that a camel suddenly came over and blew a breath into her ear.

Ye Jie was not angry at all. Instead, she nodded seriously: "Yeah, you guys are a little irritated by what you eat."

[Wow, she has such a good temper. She doesn't even get angry like this. If she can pretend to be good-tempered, she's really good at it.]

Actually, Ye Jie didn't really act out on the show, but once she started interacting with the guests, she started to make negative comments. I even suspected that the other guests were buying publicity to discredit her.

[Suggestion to award the Best Camel Friend Award]

You viewers are really weird. Yesterday you were bashing me to death, but today you're in love with me... You're such fence-sitters.

While Ming Xueying had messy hair and her boots were covered with unknown objects, Ye Jie's rubber boots still retained their original color.

What’s even more infuriating is that a little camel even rubbed her shoulder affectionately - and this scene was perfectly captured by a passing camera.

Xu Ying looked at the monitor and shook his head. "No matter how expensive some people's clothes are, real money is not as good as sincerity."

Ming Xueying's cool boots with heels made walking difficult. She slipped in the sand, landing squarely in the dung heap. Her priceless wasteland-style look had finally completed its transformation from "fashion blockbuster" to "real homeless."

The camera turns to the Jiayao group.

Jiayao came back after vomiting.

He had a cold face and his movements were quick, but he was obviously in a very bad mood. Less than a day after appearing on the show, his personality was about to collapse, and he didn't generate many positive topics.

Jiayao scooped the feces down, but the feces stuck to the shovel and he couldn't get rid of it. He frowned and shook it hard.

“Bang!”

A pile of feces flew directly onto the program crew's camera.

Cameraman: “…”

I really want to report a work injury!