An Jiu transmigrated into a little palace maid trying to climb into the emperor's bed.
When she opened her eyes, the tyrant had pierced the little seductress with a sword, chilling her to...
Chapter 112 Is She Laughing at Me?
"The snacks at Concubine De's are good."
The emperor said this as soon as he entered the room.
Eunuch Li was stunned for a moment, feeling that these words were probably not directed at him, so his gaze fell on Xiaojiu.
An Jiu was packing up the memorials, which were all nonsense. She stamped them all and put the less important ones on one side, and the slightly important ones on another side. There were no very important ones. She didn't know whether the country was so stable that nothing serious would happen, or whether none of them were sent to the emperor at all.
【snort! 】
Hearing this, An Jiu looked up and found that the emperor had returned.
He didn't look very well, but An Jiu didn't care. After all, he acted crazy every day and she was used to it.
The emperor didn't wait for Xiaojiu's answer. He glanced at her and snorted coldly: "Did you finish reading it?"
An Jiu nodded: "Your Majesty, the harem is not allowed to interfere in government affairs. I don't even know some of the words, so from now on..."
An Jiu glanced around and his eyes fell precisely on Eunuch Li.
Eunuch Li: “?”
What are you doing?
What are you looking at him doing?
Does he have the courage to show the memorial to the emperor?
"It's better for Eunuch Li to take care of it from now on." An Jiu said tactfully.
How much work has she done?
Is this how feudal society exploits people?
The emperor folded his arms and looked at her, smiling: "Xiao Jiu, I have a question."
An Jiu looked at the emperor suspiciously.
The emperor said: "You keep saying that the harem should not interfere in government affairs. Who do you think the harem is?"
Of course, An Jiu was thinking of everyone in the harem, concubines, palace maids, eunuchs, etc.
Anyway, except for the emperor, everyone else is part of the harem.
Eunuch Li coughed and whispered, "Xiaojiu, the concubines in the harem are considered to be people in the harem, and we are just slaves."
Can you please stop flattering yourself?
An Jiu "..."
Aa ...
This this this!!!
She must have watched too many TV dramas and said stupid things.
Just when I was feeling embarrassed, I heard the emperor say, "It's okay to think I was wrong. Since you said that the palace maids and eunuchs are all members of the harem, then why can't you see it, but Eunuch Li can? Don't you want to share my worries?"
An Jiu "..."
Isn't it because Eunuch Li is your number one lackey? Isn't this kind of work done by the number one lackey?
The emperor found it funny to see her with her eyes wide open and a confused look on her face.
【Stupid goose! 】
An Jiu "..."
Eunuch Li looked at the emperor, then at An Jiu, and narrowed his eyes slightly.
In fact, it’s not impossible for Xiaojiu to become a member of the real harem…
Based on his years of experience as a eunuch, he knew that the emperor was somewhat interested in Xiao Jiu, but he did not want to give her a proper status...
Is this also considered a form of flirting?
That’s not right. Didn’t they do that when they went out before?
But now it doesn't look familiar...
Isn’t it?
Is there or not?
Eunuch Li fell into deep thought.
The emperor added: "The cakes in Concubine De's palace are very good."
An Jiu wondered what kind of pastry it was, but the emperor said it was delicious, so it must be delicious.
The emperor was thinking.
【All dim sum that doesn’t make your throat choke is good dim sum. 】
An Jiu "..."
…
The emperor had been ill for several days and felt unwell all over. Today he insisted on taking a bath. Eunuch Li told An Jiu not to go back to the small room to sleep at night, but to stay in Guanghua Palace.
An Jiu understood what Eunuch Li meant. He was afraid that the tyrant would wake up and run around in the middle of the night and get sick again.
She nodded, and while the emperor was bathing, she went back to her room to change her clothes. She checked the room again and made sure no one had moved before returning to Guanghua Palace.
As soon as he entered the room, he was hit by a wave of hot air. An Jiu knew that this was because Eunuch Li was worried that the emperor would catch a cold. Just as he was thinking this, he met the eyes of the emperor behind the screen, who was only wearing an outer robe, with most of his chest naked and his hair loose...
An Jiu "..."
The emperor walked over with a calm face, but his voice bounced up and down in the hall...
【Why is she here? 】
[Don't you know that men and women shouldn't touch each other? Why is she staring at me? ]
【Also watching???】
[Look at me again, and I will dig out your eyes. ]
At this point, An Jiu finally lowered his head, with the scene he had just seen still in his mind.
The handsome man comes out of the bath...
This was the first time she had seen such an emperor.
Without some of the majesty, funnyness, stinginess and insanity, what's left is handsomeness.
Pure handsome!
His temperament also added another 100 points to him.
An Jiu didn’t know which door God closed for him, but he opened many windows anyway.
[This is really too much…]
The emperor's voice came again.
[Aren’t men afraid of seeing it? ]
[If a man is looked at, it is not considered as being taken advantage of? 】
【It’s really unfair.】
[If I looked at her like this, I would have been furious a long time ago...]
Thinking of this, the emperor paused.
[No, I am the emperor. It is her honor for me to look at her! ]
The emperor was amusing himself and feeling proud again.
[Since that idiot likes it, why not give it a name? It’s not a big deal…]
Don't come over here!
An Jiu was so scared that she broke out in a cold sweat, and then she heard the voice of the Dog Emperor coming again.
【no. 】
[If I give her a position, who will make delicious food and drinks for me? Who will help me read those boring memorials? I have thousands of concubines, but not many of them can do work. ]
[Forget it, it would be better to let her stay by my side and work for me. ]
An Jiu "..."
Although the result was exactly what I wanted, I was really angry.
You dog emperor, after thinking for so long, can't you just think about raising the wages?
Speaking of which, Qiu Lie promised to raise her salary, but the emperor seemed to have forgotten to tell Aunt Qu, which means that this guy just wrote a bad check, and An Jiu's salary is still so little...
now……
An Jiu opened her mouth, wanting to bring up the issue of a pay raise, but she was afraid that the dog emperor would think she was trying to trade money for sex...
"Xiaojiu, go and wipe His Majesty's hair." Eunuch Li took a handkerchief and handed it to the dazed Anjiu.
Anjiu looked at him, as if asking: 'Why me?'
Eunuch Li was helpless: "You are the head maid of Guanghua Palace, if you don't go, who will go?"
An Jiu came over reluctantly with a handkerchief in her hand. When the emperor saw her approaching, he pretended to straighten his clothes.
An Jiu rolled his eyes where he couldn't see.
Did he know that there were rumors that the emperor had others do the cleaning for him? He was pretending to be a chaste man...
A piece of white meat, who wants to look at him?
The emperor's hair was very long, waist-length, and of good quality. One could vaguely smell a faint fragrance from his hair. The most important thing was...
An Jiu was surprised to find that this guy...
Hahaha.
The emperor is actually a self-made roll.
Self-made volume...
Come roll...
roll……
Anjiu recalled that his hair was always tied up in the past. Even if it wasn't tied up, it wasn't so curly. At that time, Anjiu thought that it was because of the marks left by the hair tie that it looked unsmooth. But she didn't expect...
Your Majesty...
You are a poodle...
Hahaha.
[Is she making fun of me? ]
An Jiu stared at the top of his head in shock.
Wasn't he facing away? How did he know that I was smiling?
There are eyes on the back of the head???
An Jiu raised her head suspiciously and found a bronze mirror in front of her. Before she could retract the smile on her face, she met the emperor's eyes in the mirror...