Chapter 120 The Secret Guard said you hit my head

An Jiu is very good at telling stories and is very good at seeking benefits and avoiding harm. She puts all the blame on the tyrant.

The emperor can't commit suicide...

So it doesn't matter what the tyrant does, the emperor can't do anything to him, the key is she, she can't let this guy catch any mistakes.

However, the narrative style also needs to be changed. Although the tyrant is the emperor and although the tyrant bears the title of emperor, the emperor needs to be exposed and made to feel that it was not him who did the shameful thing.

It's the tyrant.

They are two people.

An Jiu said, "That person insisted on tying my hair. How could I dare to stop him?"

The emperor nodded. That rude guy always did things that were inexplicable.

But the pink hairband is pretty nice...

"When he got to the street, he looked very hungry. There were a lot of delicious food at the roadside stalls, so he went to eat. I couldn't stop him, so I had to pay the money. Otherwise, it would be hard to say what I could do if the stall owner made a scene."

The emperor breathed a sigh of relief. That greedy devil, he was fed with all the good food and drink in the palace, was he going to starve to death?

An Jiu continued, "There are some unpalatable ones that he doesn't like, so he gave them to me. I don't want to eat them either, but I dare not disobey him."

The emperor was shocked.

Is this shameless?

Why do you give others food that you don’t like?

He remembered Lin Qi's report to him, saying that Xiaojiu and the fool ate a candy ball, and he thought Xiaojiu took the opportunity to seduce the fool.

So there isn't any...

snort!

Seeing that the emperor's expression had eased a little, An Jiu continued, "I went to that shop by chance. I didn't expect that the man was not only handsome, but also had such high martial arts skills. He entered the shop in the blink of an eye..."

The emperor was a little disdainful.

[My father said that a man's appearance is the least important, but women are superficial. ]

An Jiu "..."

"That person smelled the smell on the boss lady. He wanted to ask where the smell came from, but the boss lady was frightened. I beat her in a hurry. Although I felt sorry for her, I got the news. It was also a coincidence that we went to the inn again after running away from the shop..."

This is the part that the emperor cares about the most.

He was afraid that others would say he molested the boss's wife.

An Jiu knew that this was the key point of this incident.

Yan Wenjie's memorial said "perverted flower-stealing thief". These words deeply stimulated the emperor. Perhaps it was the straight man's remarks from the secret guards that made the emperor think that the matter was very, very, very serious.

He might have already imagined that everyone in Daxia knew that the emperor flirted with women in the street, and he was a pervert...

It's like you walked all the way with your underwear tucked into your skirt, and only found out when you got home. The embarrassment of realizing it belatedly, coupled with the imagined macro scene, is what made the emperor break down.

Therefore, Anjiu must weaken this point as soon as possible...

"Your Majesty, do you remember that inn? The one with the red-dressed innkeeper? It was just a coincidence that she knew the landlady and we just happened to meet. I even asked the landlady about it and she said that the man just grabbed her clothes and smelled them. He was just a child, how could he have so many dirty thoughts? He just wanted to smell something. The landlady also said that he didn't touch her body at all and really just smelled her clothes. It was only from our angle that we had a misunderstanding..."

The emperor seemed relieved.

[Is that really the case? Then why did Lin Qi say that I dived into the boss lady's chest and molested her? ]

An Jiu "..."

Is this Lin Qi a devil?

He wasn't beaten to death by the emperor?

Is there anyone who speaks like that?

An Jiu added: "Your Majesty, that person is really just a child. How could a child have any bad intentions? Please don't bother with him."

The emperor looked up at An Jiu.

He is not a fool either.

But I was indeed comforted.

Can……

The emperor said with a half-smile: "My secret guards saw you hit me on the head."

An Jiu "..."

this……

Is this ever going to end?

She got hit on the head and two people came to settle the score with her?

Also, what’s the matter with this secret guard?

"Your Majesty, please forgive me. I was in a hurry at the time and only patted him lightly. If it weren't for that, the man would still refuse to leave and the government officials would be called in, which would be a bad ending."

An Jiu narrowed her eyes and said with the mentality of dying together: "It turns out that your Majesty's secret guards were there at the time, why didn't they stop that person? I, a weak woman, can't stop him, but they are powerful in martial arts, they should be able to stop him, right?"

The emperor narrowed his eyes.

[That's right, these secret guards are becoming increasingly useless. ]

[Her ability to adapt to changing circumstances is not as good as that of a palace maid. ]

【but……】

[Did anyone recognize me? ? ? ?]

Screaming Chicken is online again.

After the emperor finished his roar, An Jiu said, "Your Majesty, don't worry. It was dark and people were coming and going. He was tall, so most people would definitely see his body instead of his face at first sight... Even if they saw him, they would only think that he looked alike. There are so many people who look alike in this world. I often can't tell the difference between the little palace maids and eunuchs in the palace..."

In fact, she could tell the difference, but the emperor couldn't...

Moreover, the emperor's height and appearance stand out from the crowd. An Jiu believes that anyone who has seen him will be impressed.

But none of this matters!

really……

The sound of the screaming chickens stopped.

There was a sudden silence in his ears, and An Jiu felt a little uncomfortable.

The emperor walked around the ground several times.

He coughed dryly and said, "Even if your merits and demerits are equal this time, you are not allowed to hit my head again next time, or I will never let you off easily."

An Jiu finally breathed a sigh of relief.

This feels more tiring than the previous day's work.

She picked up the memorial from the ground, put it on the table, and silently lit a stick of incense for Lord Yan in her heart.

I hope the emperor can let bygones be bygones and not hold a grudge against you. I can see that you are a good official who is serious, responsible and wants to make progress, but you just have bad luck.

"Please sort out these memorials." The emperor left a message.

[I've been busy being angry all day. There are so many things piling up. It's annoying to look at them. I've also increased her monthly salary, but she still doesn't give me more work...]

【snort! 】

Just as An Jiu was about to say "The harem is not allowed to interfere in government affairs", he remembered what Eunuch Li said, and finally gave up.

Because the New Year is coming soon, there are a lot of memorials to ask for good luck. An Jiu doesn't feel bored anymore. It's a good opportunity to learn about the geography of Daxia, how many counties there are, what is grown there, what is eaten there, and some officials' writings are quite interesting...

After looking for a while, An Jiu discovered that this Da Xia was indeed a dynasty that had never appeared in history. In other words, this was a completely unfamiliar world.

I don’t know if I can go back in the future. I still have several thousand dollars in my bank card that I haven’t spent yet. If I had known earlier, I would have bought a box of cherries to eat…

Thinking of cherries, An Jiu couldn't help swallowing.

I don't know if there are cherries in this era. If there are, they should be called cherries...

She was lost in thought and didn't notice that the emperor had been staring at her for a long time...