Chapter 1

Fu Le was a bar exam fanatic. After graduating from university, she was full of confidence and determination, determined to pass the bar exam. But damn it, the name of the bar exam had changed once, and it had undergone three reforms. The annual bar exam still made her fail by 3 points each time. This exam went on for ten years, and half of her life had already passed.

I spent ten years taking the exam and ten years working as an assistant in a law firm. I got up earlier than the chickens and went to bed later than the dogs every day. I had to serve tea and water to the boss, cook and clean, and listen to the boss brag about how generous and capable he was. If the boss was in a bad mood, I would find a reason to berate him. I went from being a copywriting assistant to a copywriter, a housekeeper, and a dog without dignity, all for a pitiful five thousand yuan, dreaming of becoming a lawyer and finally getting my hands on my prized possessions after passing the exam.

Finally, after receiving the results again in the tenth year, and being ridiculed by his boss and colleagues once more, Fu Le exploded. He cursed his boss and his ancestors, and utterly humiliated his colleague's foul mouth. Then he resigned!

"Aaaaaah... Damn your ancestors!! May your whole family be sissies!! I'm not serving you anymore!!!! I'm not taking the exam!!!!"

The unfortunate Fu Le was hit by a car on his way back to his rented apartment after resigning from his job.

In her last second before losing consciousness, Fu Le cursed the heavens in her mind, "Damn you!" Life was already miserable enough, why did they have to take her life too?! Damn God!

Fu Le, who was obsessed with everything, opened her eyes again, expecting to be in a hospital, but unexpectedly found herself in her first year of high school. She had fainted at the entrance of the restroom because she hadn't eaten breakfast due to dieting. Note that it wasn't the women's restroom, but the men's restroom, because the women's restroom in high school is on the left, and to get to the women's restroom, you have to pass through the men's restroom.

It was this fainting spell that caused her to collapse in front of the handsome young man from the next class, who was about to return to the classroom. She was then taken to the infirmary by the handsome young man from the next class. And then, without anyone knowing when, she became known as the "Toilet Goddess" because of her voyeurism in the men's restroom.

"Hey classmate, are you alright?" The hoarse, rough male voice seemed somewhat mismatched with his handsome face.

Fu Le took a deep breath and vomited...it stank...

At this critical juncture, when she had been vilified for three years, Fu Le got up and ran away.

"Damn, Fang Ge, which girl did you bewitch this time? She even chased you to the bathroom door?" the fat guy behind Xiao Shuai Cao joked with a grin.

Fang Ge glanced at the other person sideways, "Didn't you realize they have low blood sugar?"

His face was so white.

However, she got up right after falling down, and seemed quite energetic. Was she no longer dizzy?

Fu Le rushed back to the classroom, panting heavily, and plopped down in his seat, looking somewhat dazed.

This dream of going back to high school lasted a long time, why haven't I woken up yet?

"Fu Le, what are you doing? Can't you catch your breath? What wicked thing did you do? Running away like an idiot, are you being chased by a dog?" A shrill male voice came from the side, it was the boy Fu Le dreamed of slapping.

"You brothel madam, you sissy! If you don't come home soon, your dad's run off with someone else!!"

Xiao Sen, Fu Le's high school classmate, was also her deskmate for three years—it's a mystery how she ended up sitting next to him every day in this life.

Because their grades were always ranked one after the other, and their class seating was based on grades.

The problem is, every time he talks to her, he's sarcastic and sarcastic, like an old brothel madam from ancient times. He speaks in a strange and veiled way, and if she just drinks a little water, he can make up a whole story about her having an affair.

This grown man is more talkative than the old woman at the edge of the village.

The two argued almost every day, and when their arguments got heated, they would even come to blows.

The brothel madam in my dream was so vivid this time, it's beyond words.

In her past life, the madam's father ran off with a hairdresser from the town. Before he ran away, he made a huge scene. His mother was also a tough woman, so she called the police to arrest the "prostitute." Then, that very night, her father ran away with the hairdresser. Of course, it wasn't during his first year of high school, but during his senior year. In his first year, he was still enjoying his romance and hadn't been discovered by his family.

The madam was greatly affected by this. She only got into a junior college after taking the college entrance exam. Later, she reportedly retook the exam for a year and got into a second-tier university in the north. She went to university in the south and was never seen again.

But the madam was truly terrifying. For three years of high school, she was obsessed with arranging marriages for all the classmates, and she was the one who suffered the most from her madamage.

"Fu Le! What nonsense are you spouting?!" The madam was now like a screaming chicken whose neck had been stepped on, her glaring and cold expression quite imposing.

Fu Le, however, was not afraid at all. She suddenly stood up from her seat, her rebellious 108-pound frame erect, and stepped onto the table, looking down at the madam who was half a head shorter than her. "I told you, your dad is having an affair with the shampoo girl at the Erhua Hair Salon in town, and neither you nor your mom know! Your dad is giving all the family's money to that hair salon girl, why don't you go tell your mom!"

"Aaaaaah... Fu Shaozi, I'll fight you to the death!!!"

Spoon was Fu Le's nickname. Because she didn't like to eat when she was little, her family found a high monk to give her a nickname that matched her fate. Miraculously, after having the nickname, Fu Le really started to love eating, and it became an unstoppable habit. By the time she was 16, she weighed 108 pounds. Her mother was so worried that she made her lose weight every day. The girl was only 156 cm tall and weighed 108 pounds, which was really not good-looking.

The madam, whose defenses had been breached, charged headlong at him. Fu Le kicked her right in the nose. Instantly, the madam, her face covered in sores, felt dizzy and fell to the ground, two red worms oozing from under her nose.

The classroom was completely silent.

"Fu Le! Lao, Xiao Sen, come to my office!!!"

Fu Le, dejected after being called to the classroom by his parents, returned to the classroom looking at the madam with disdain. They went back to their seats and didn't speak to each other all day.

High school life is too busy. There are arguments, parents being called in, and the torment of teachers from all subjects. By the time evening self-study is over, Fu Le is a complete mess.

Finding her dilapidated bicycle in a pile of junk, Fu Le was devastated to discover, "Which bastard punctured my bicycle tire?! I hope your whole family becomes pimps!!"

Having lost his beloved bicycle, Fu Le used the five yuan he had painstakingly saved to take a taxi home.

After getting off the car and turning a corner, you can see your own brightly lit two-story house, and the familiar clattering sound of a mahjong table can be heard in the distance.

Today was so strange, why isn't this dream over yet?

A dream?! To suppress and wrong yourself in a dream is foolish!