Fang Jian from Earth became an immortal official in the Heavenly Court. Not only does he have a golden finger, but the Jade Emperor also values him.
So do you think Fang Jian will pretend to ...
"Then how dare you steal Master Chiying's crane?" Fang Jian asked.
Mei Xianzhang was displeased when he heard this and asked, "Why don't you dare steal? Can she only harm others so that others can't retaliate against her?"
Hearing this, Fang Jian immediately became interested and asked, "How did she harm others?"
Mei Xianzhang was about to speak, but then changed his mind and said, "Forget it, I'd better not tell you, a little demon, about this kind of thing, so as not to hurt you."
Fang Jian chuckled upon hearing this and said, "Then don't even touch the crane, or you'll be implicated. But I'm already plucking its feathers for you, so it doesn't matter. Tell me about it."
Mei Xianzhang looked at Fang Jian in surprise, then said, "You little devil are quite interesting. Okay, then I'll tell you something."
Mei Xianzhang then pointed at Yuzhen Palace and said, "Although True Person Chiying may be a Taoist Golden Immortal, she's actually a rather unscrupulous person. She keeps many 'face-men' inside and outside Yuzhen Palace, including both human cultivators and demon cultivators. Every two or three days, she summons these men for a sensual rendezvous within the palace."
Xuanying, blushing, added, "It's not the 'banquet' in 'banquet,' but the 'yan' in 'gorgeous.'"
"So powerful?" Fang Jian asked in surprise, "But how did you know?"
"Ha." Mei Xianzhang got angry when he talked about this. "Don't even mention the two of us. There's no one in the entire Haiyin Mountain within a thousand miles who doesn't know about it. When they have their "erotic encounters", there's absolutely no cover-up. That Immortal Chiying would release all the immortal birds and beasts he raised to run all over the mountains and fly all over the sky. There were also all kinds of lascivious sounds coming out of the Yuzhen Palace, disturbing all the cultivators and monsters within a thousand miles and making it impossible for them to sit and meditate."
"Can't you seal the six senses? Or block them with a barrier?" Fang Jian asked.
Xuanying said helplessly, "It's useless. Our cultivation is low, and the instruments they play are at least True Immortal-level magic weapons. It's like the 'Devil's Sound Filling My Ears'. No matter what I do, it will always disturb my mind."
After hearing this, Fang Jian finally nodded and said, "So that's how it is. This is Master Chiying's fault. Do they hold these 'sexual gatherings' very frequently?"
"Once every three or five days," Mei Xianzhang said. "The demons dared not offend the great Daoists, so they could only endure their anger without speaking out. But I couldn't tolerate it, so we went to confront them. But the Immortal Chiying wouldn't even see us. She simply sent her servant to send us off, saying, 'If you can't stand it, you can go to another mountain to cultivate.' Do you think that's human language?"
Xuan Ying also complained: "It is difficult to find a cave dwelling now. We can't find a blessed place. Now we have finally found a treasure mountain with spiritual eyes to open a cave dwelling.
And I have to endure this suffering.”
At this time, Fang Jian had finished plucking the feathers of the two cranes. Mei Xianzhang immediately stood up and took the two cranes. Then he waved his hand to open the lid of the purple jade furnace and threw the two cranes in.
"It will be ready in an incense stick of time." Mei Xianzhang said to Fang Jian.
Fang Jian looked at the purple jade furnace and said, "This furnace is really beautiful."
"Of course." Mei Xianzhang said proudly, "This is the stove I bought at Penglai Tian Street for 50,000 Jieyu. It's specially used for grilling meat."
"Isn't this an alchemy furnace?" Fang Jian asked in surprise.
Mei Xianzhang waved his hand carelessly and said, "Who knows how to make an elixir? I can't, and neither can Sister Xuanying. It's better to use it for barbecue."
"..."
As they were talking, a beam of immortal light approached from afar, instantly flying from the direction of Yuzhen Palace to the sky outside Yaer Cave and stopping. Then, a young boy from the True Immortal Realm appeared. He immediately saw the pile of crane feathers in front of Fang Jian, and angrily raised his hand to point at Mei Xianzhang, Xuanying, and Fang Jian, saying, "Alright, alright, you're so bold! You actually stole and killed my queen's immortal crane! You...you must pay for it!"
But Mei Xianzhang wasn't used to his temper. He immediately summoned the two burning branches of Hanxiang and said, "What nonsense are you talking about? Get out of here! If you don't leave, I'll spank you again."
The little boy had clearly suffered at the hands of Mei Xianzhang before. Upon hearing this, he said with a look of grief and indignation, "You're justified in stealing and killing other people's immortal birds? If you didn't have those two magical weapons, you wouldn't be my match!"
"Hahaha." Mei Xianzhang laughed heartily upon hearing this, then said proudly, "My magic weapon was given to me by my master. If you have the guts, ask your wife to give you two good magic weapons too."
The boy paused for a moment, then pointed at Mei Xianzhang and shouted, "You two little thieves! Return my queen's crane to me."
Mei Xianzhang said, "Your Madam's 'Crane' is on her embroidered couch, not here with us."
"How dare you ridicule my queen? I...I will teach you a lesson." The little boy said angrily, and then a fairy light flashed around his body, and he was about to kill Mei Xianzhang.
Seeing this, Mei Xianzhang rushed out with the double-burning branches of Hanxiang in his hands. Although Mei Xianzhang was only at the Yangshen realm and the little boy was at the True Immortal realm, the little boy's magical powers were still not enough in front of the Golden Immortal-level magic weapon, and soon he was hit five or six times on the butt by Mei Xianzhang.
The little boy immediately held his buttocks with both hands, his face flushed with anger. Then he opened his mouth and cried out "Wow!" Then he flew towards Yuzhen Palace on a cloud, saying, "Just wait, the Queen will not let you go."
"Hahaha, go back and complain to your queen!" The little boy flew back to Yuzhen Palace amid Mei Xianzhang's laughter, while Fang Jian looked at Mei Xianzhang in a daze as he flew back to the purple jade furnace with a smug look on his face. This girl is getting more and more wild!