Fang Jian from Earth became an immortal official in the Heavenly Court. Not only does he have a golden finger, but the Jade Emperor also values him.
So do you think Fang Jian will pretend to ...
"Turn on the computer!" The Internet cafe owner reacted immediately and said.
Tang Yu nodded and said, "Yes, yes, help me turn on the phone. Here is the money, take it."
The boss has already understood that the boy in front of him is a "stupid second generation", but what kind of second generation has never even been online?
However, this time the Internet cafe owner acted quickly. In less than three minutes, he had already issued Tang Yu an Internet card with a balance of '1,000 yuan'. Because this was a rocket base, the identities of those who could enter here were not to be doubted, so there was no need for identification or anything like that.
Seeing the computer desktop in front of him, Tang Yu was as excited as a child who got a new toy. He first opened a chat software according to the steps in "Teaching You How to Surf the Internet", and then registered an account... uh, do I need to bind my mobile phone number and ID number?
Tang Yu remembered that the base had issued him an ID number, so he filled in this number and his name, and success!
Tang Yu was very happy after completing this step. The next step was the mobile phone number. He knew the phone number because Chief Engineer Liu had one.
But he didn't. Thinking of this, Tang Yu immediately turned his head and looked around, then asked a young man sitting next to him: "What's your cell phone number?"
The young man was playing games when he suddenly smelled a very pleasant fragrance and heard a voice asking for his cell phone number. He turned his head impatiently and his eyes widened immediately... "Ahem, beautiful lady, do you want my cell phone number?"
Tang Yu nodded and said, "Yes, uh...but I'm not a woman, I'm a man."
"Man!" The young man immediately looked disgusted, "Sissy, get out, don't disturb me playing games. Damn, I was caught dead while talking to you!"... "..." Tang Yu was not angry when he heard it, but just moved his eyes to the young man's screen, which was now black and white.
"What is this?" Tang Yu asked, looking at the screen. "There are little people in it? Is this the 'game' you mentioned?"
But the young man no longer paid any attention to Tang Yu and was only focused on playing games. Tang Yu was not in a hurry and quietly watched the young man play the game and the operations of his hands. After just one minute, Tang Yu learned how to use the mouse and keyboard, including the typing method when the young man and his teammates were practicing piano art.
When Tang Yu saw the huge word "failure" appear on the young man's screen, he said, "You had a chance to kill all five of them just now, but you reacted too slowly..."
"Shut up!" Before Tang Yu could finish, the young man, angry because of his failure, turned around and said viciously, "It's none of your business if I play games, you stinky sissy."
Tang Yu said gently, "Don't be angry. It's just a game. What does winning or losing matter?"
"I've lost ten times in a row! I dropped from gold to silver! How can I not be angry?!" The young man's roar immediately attracted the attention of the entire Internet cafe, but many people just glanced at him and ignored him.
Tang Yu saw the bloodshot eyes of the young man and immediately said, "Come, I'll help you play. I guarantee you'll win."
The young man stared at Tang Yu with annoyance in his eyes, but perhaps Tang Yu's temperament touched him, and after a moment he calmed down, "You? Can you do it?"
Tang Yu said with a smile: "If it doesn't work, you can scold me again."
The young man thought about it and nodded, "Okay, come on, help me fight, I want to see whether your skills are better or you have more mothers."
"Mom? You mean my mother?" Tang Yu said, "I have two mothers!"
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The young man stood up speechlessly and exchanged places with Tang Yu. Tang Yu immediately sat in front of the young man's computer excitedly, and then started a ranked game under the young man's guidance.
Entering the game, Tang Yu asked the young man, "Are they also human?"
The young man immediately looked at Tang Yu with a look full of suspicion and said, "Do you know how to play games? You must have someone to play with you!"
"Oh." Tang Yu nodded, then asked, "Can I talk to them?"
The young man said, "Sure, type like this..." As he spoke, he taught Tang Yu how to open the dialog box... After Tang Yu finished learning, the young man had already lit a cigarette, looked at Tang Yu with a serious look and said, "I know, you have never played this game before. Well, play it, the worst that can happen is eleven consecutive losses."
As soon as he finished speaking, the game announcer brought good news that his teammates had already delivered a quad kill in a team fight.
"send!"
"15, maybe."
"What? I've signaled so many times, and you're just sitting there in the fountain. What kind of crappy teammates did this system pair me with?"
"You're just a piece of crap, don't even come to stay in the fountain!"
"Stupid ***, your mother ***"
"They are scolding you." When the young man saw the words on the dialog box, he immediately said to Tang Yu with a gloating look on his face.
Tang Yu was not angry when she heard this. Instead, she excitedly opened the dialog box and carefully typed a line of words on it and sent it out: "Hello, nice to meet you, are you GG or MM?"
The young man standing nearby was choked by the smoke and started coughing when he heard these words, and the four teammates who were madly attacking Tang Yu in the game were also silenced.
After a while, even the teammate who cursed the most seemed to not know how to respond, and could only silently send out an Arabic numeral: '6'.
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