Fang Jian from Earth became an immortal official in the Heavenly Court. Not only does he have a golden finger, but the Jade Emperor also values him.
So do you think Fang Jian will pretend to ...
Inside the Taixuan Hall, a young boy named Qingyan stood at the bottom of the steps, while Fang Jian stood upright in the center of the hall, his eyelids slightly drooping.
At the top of the hall, the Queen Mother of the West sat on a cloud of celebration, surrounded by auspiciousness and colorful clouds.
"Fang Jian." After a while, the Queen Mother of the West looked at Fang Jian and called out.
Fang Jian immediately bowed and said, "I am here."
The Nine Heavens Mysterious Woman said, "Before the Heavenly Court's Jie Qing Zhenren went to take up his post in the White Stone Realm, he submitted a memorial to me. It stated that the Dongsheng Divine Land had been harmed by the evil thoughts of the external demons. Although the Heavenly Court and the Dongsheng Divine Land's Daoist sects had made every effort to dispel the evil thoughts and educate sentient beings, countless harms still remained. The issues of Duanxiu and Lily were particularly flourishing amidst the harm of the external demons. Therefore, Zhenren Jie Qing stated in this memorial that the Heavenly Court should not completely deal with this evil thought with a hard line, but should instead adapt to the situation and establish new divine officials to deal with it squarely. Fang Jian, what are your thoughts on this matter?"
After Jiu Tian Xuan Nu finished speaking, she saw Fang Jian standing there like a wooden chicken, not saying a word, as if he was stupid.
"Hmm?" Jiu Tian Xuan Nu uttered a soft "Ah!" and then asked Fang Jian, "Fang Jian, what's wrong with you?"
Fang Jian suddenly came to his senses and looked at the Lady of the Nine Heavens. After a long pause, he said haltingly, "This... Great Master, I have no experience in this matter. Why don't you ask other immortal officials?"
"Tsk." Jiu Tian Xuan Nu chuckled, then looked at Fang Jian with a smile and said, "I'm asking you now."
Fang Jian was speechless. How could it be fun to ask a straight man like him such a question?
But Fang Jian couldn't say such things to Lady Jiu Tian Xuan Nu in person, but when asked what he thought, he had no opinion at all.
In other words, Fang Jian has no way to deal with this kind of thing. He can't control it, nor does he want to control it. In other words, Fang Jian is neutral.
No matter whether you are two men or two women, as long as it does not violate the heavenly rules, Fang Jian doesn't bother to care.
But now that the Queen Mother of the West asked him, Fang Jian was really at a loss.
After hesitating for a long while, Fang Jian finally thought of a way to deal with it. He bowed and said, "May I ask, Great Envoy, does the memorial from Jie Qing Zhenren mention any specific divine positions?"
The Lady of the Nine Heavens nodded and said, "Of course, the male will be the 'Rabbit God' and the female will be the 'Grandmother God'. These two gods will be in charge of the affairs of homosexual men and lesbian women in the Three Realms. Do you think this is appropriate?"
"Appropriate!" Fang Jian immediately nodded and said, "Master Jieqing's proposal is absolutely appropriate. I have no objection."
Jiu Tian Xuan Nu looked at Fang Jian with clear eyes, and said clearly, "The reason you say this is just to deal with this matter as soon as possible, right?"
"Ah, this..." Fang Jian was stunned for a moment, then said, "Absolutely not."
The Lady of the Nine Heavens smiled faintly and said, "Do you know who the Rabbit God that Master Jie Qing chose is?"
I don't really want to know... But Fang Jian just thought so in his heart, and then asked with a face full of curiosity: "May I ask the Master to tell me."
The Queen Mother of the Nine Heavens said, "It's the Jade Rabbit."
Jade Rabbit is a male rabbit, but it is well known that it always wanted to be a female rabbit...
Last time, it broke into Taiwei Yuqing Palace and accidentally saw several female fairies bathing... No!
Thinking of this, Fang Jian suddenly understood, okay, okay, Master Jieqing, who said you are honest and loyal, you are also very cunning.
It is obvious that Zhenren Jieqing reported to the Queen Mother of the West, requesting the establishment of the Rabbit God and the Aunt God, and recommended the Jade Rabbit as the Rabbit God. His purpose was to settle the case of the Jade Rabbit peeping at the female fairy taking a bath.
Since I can't afford to offend the fairies in Taiwei Yuqing Palace, I can only use this method.
At this moment, Lady Jiu Tian Xuan Nu spoke up, "From the perspective of the Heavenly Court, the affairs of Duan Xiu and Bai Li are merely a natural evolution of the universe. The sun and the moon wax and wane, and the laws of nature have yin and yang. Although yin-yin and yang-yang don't conform to the Dao, they are within the laws of nature, and we shouldn't ignore them."
At this point, the Lady of the Nine Heavens looked at Fang Jian seriously and said, "I have approved this memorial to establish the Rabbit God and the Aunt God to take charge of the affairs of the Three Realms. However, the position of the Rabbit God has been chosen, but the position of the Aunt God has not yet been filled."
"The selection of the person, this matter is left to you. You are the Inspector of the Three Realms, your task is to inspect the sentient beings of the Three Realms and select the person who is suitable for the position of the Goddess of the Three Realms."
Upon hearing this, Fang Jian, despite being extremely reluctant, had no choice but to obey the order and said, "Yes, your servant Fang Jian will obey the order."
After taking his leave and leaving Taixuan Palace, Fang Jian returned to the Three Realms Inspection Office and sat alone in the main hall, lost in thought.
Aunt God...
This was the first time Fang Jian had worried since becoming an immortal official. How was the Auntie God going to choose? Or... should he just pick a few names and submit them to the Grand Master to let her choose?
Alas, Fang Jian shook his head, rejecting the idea. It was a difficult situation. He would rather go to the Great Sun Tathagata to discuss Buddhism than to choose some kind of Gu Po Shen.