#818 That Lazy and Silly Emperor#

1L of fried rice with Lao Gan Ma chili sauce

Oh my god, I'm so interested in Emperor Qinzong of Song! I'm reading the history of the Song Dynasty and the poems and lyrics of the literati from that era.

How can someone be so interesting?! So many important figures have written poems, lyrics, and articles criticizing him! Hahahaha!

2L Hot Pot

I get happy every time I see a post about Emperor Qinzong of Song. Although it's been talked about to death, he and the people and events of his era are really hilarious.

4L Little Angels Protection Association

I clicked in because I saw that Xianyu (a Chinese online marketplace) was both silly and absurd.

Just as I expected, my brother Yan Liang was mentioned again.

5L wolf cubs

Wait a minute, wasn't Emperor Qinzong of Song surnamed Zhao?

I vaguely remember that Brother Yan Liang upstairs was a very famous swordsman.

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I know that!

Gu Xichao wrote in his diary that Zhao Huan's pseudonym was Yan Liang!! This was exposed a few days ago!!

7L High-speed dropout

I remember Yan Liang was a very famous chivalrous figure during the reign of Emperor Mingzong of Song. Actually, there were many chivalrous figures in that era, but very few were truly famous and whose fame has endured.

Yan Liang is probably remembered by later generations because of his "charlatan" persona, hahaha.

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I only remember Yan Liang because of his ridiculously ridiculous weapon names and his江湖 (jianghu, the martial arts world) title.

I never imagined he was actually Emperor Qinzong of Song! There are very few records in Song history about the ten years after Zhao Huan abdicated; it only says he left the capital to travel the world. Hahaha, I never thought he'd use a false name to wander the land! Hahaha!

9L Wolf Cub

Holy crap, is that how it is?! I just found out!! Who discovered this?!

10L Do you love me?

Is the person upstairs from Gangcun with internet access? Hahaha, this was dug up by someone who really loves Emperor Qinzong of Song. Apparently, they did extensive research, going through all the poems and articles from that era, and even looking for letters written by famous people from that time. In short, they were incredibly dedicated. And the person is quite a young and handsome guy, hahaha.

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This is that person's Weibo post. He made a long image and uploaded files. That post is still pinned to the top, hahaha.

11L Wolf Cub

Thanks, Brother Shi. I just came down from the mountain and will go make up for it now.

12L Yan Liang's wife

Ever since I saw the information that person compiled, I think I like my Yanliang brother even more.

Talented, skilled in martial arts, and interesting—a real gem!

13L The moon is asleep but I'm still not asleep

The 4L and 12L sisters remind me of a saying.

How about chasing the emperor?

14L You are my darling

History turned into fandom in an instant, hahaha!

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Emperor Qinzong of Song was a serious, silly, and lazy emperor; Emperor Qinzong of Song was infuriatingly lazy; Emperor Qinzong of Song refused to do anything; Emperor Qinzong of Song was an invincible charlatan; Emperor Qinzong of Song loved grilled fish; Emperor Qinzong of Song was approachable; Emperor Qinzong of Song was a blessing to the Song Dynasty.

Ugh, I can't keep writing this. As I typed, I realized Emperor Qinzong of Song was such a unique person. Which emperor throughout history has been as down-to-earth as him? Hahahaha!

16L High-speed dropout

Just by looking at the comments above, I can tell you're a veteran fan, hahaha, and you even seem to know a lot about Emperor Qinzong of Song, hahaha.

17L Hot Pot

I understand +1

It's absolutely undeniable, right? Hahahaha

18L Little Angels Protection Association

Speaking of grilled fish, I really want to know just how delicious Emperor Qinzong's grilled fish was. How come people from that era wrote about his grilled fish?

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Shouldn't the focus be on why Emperor Qinzong, as the emperor, always served people grilled fish? 233333

20L Black Fairy

I think the key point is why an emperor could grill fish so skillfully; was he self-taught?

21L Little Angels Protection Association

Brother Yan Liang is exceptionally intelligent; he learns things very quickly. I read in the Song Dynasty history that Emperor Qinzong learned them simply by studying ancient books.

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I saw it too! It's so easy to learn! I'm so envious; I can only make good fried rice with eggs so far.

23L Black Fairy

Is it really true that he's self-taught?

24L High-speed dropout

Emperor Qinzong of Song, who was self-taught, fell in love with using grilled fish to win people's hearts after learning how to grill it.

It allows you to both enjoy the food yourself and win people's hearts.

Holy crap, what a down-to-earth, silly emperor! Hahahaha!

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I remember that the famous ministers during the reigns of Emperor Qinzong and Emperor Mingzong of Song were all persuaded by Emperor Qinzong, right?

26L The moon is asleep but I'm still not asleep

Don't use the word "deceive".

He attracted her with his personal charm (doge).

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Yes, yes, personal charm

28L Little Angels Protection Association

I was also attracted by Yan Liang's personal charm (doge).

29L Yan Liang's wife

I was also attracted by his (silly) personality.

30L Do you love me?

His interesting personality attracted me.

31L Cucumber Salad (without the melon)

Let me rephrase it—the famous ministers of Emperor Qinzong's reign were all attracted by his personal charm (or rather, his persuasiveness), right?

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Historical records state that Gu Xichao was Fu Zongshu's man before serving the Crown Prince. He was sent to assassinate the Crown Prince, but he switched sides due to the Crown Prince's charisma.

And also Young Master Fang Yingkan

I think he was a neutral figure during Emperor Huizong's reign, but immediately went to help Emperor Qinzong as soon as he ascended the throne.

33L Hot Pot

Hiahiahiahiahiahiahia, and Su Mengzhen, Bai Choufei, and Wang Xiaoshi are all big shots!

34L Nicholas Handsome Guy

And there's Di Fei, wow, Zhuge Shenhou's four disciples are also...

35L Energetic Bald Girl

Not only them, but many other people

For example, Zhang Shuye, Li Gang, and Han Shizhong were all famous ministers.

36L Head of the Funeral Love Family

I think Emperor Qinzong must have some kind of supernatural insight; how come all the people he recruited were so talented and loyal?

37L Hot Pot

It's probably personal charisma.

Honestly, historical records never mention anything about Emperor Qinzong of Song; they only say he kept cats, grilled fish, and occasionally slacked off. Aside from that, they praise him to the skies.

He was described as impartial and selfless, dignified and dignified, respectful and frugal, cautious and prudent, and respectful and dutiful to his superiors.

And such a wonderful man never married in his entire life!!

38L Yan Liang's wife

Who said he never married in his life?

I am his wife.

Active duty.

39L Cucumber Salad (without the melon)

Wake up upstairs

40L The moon is asleep but I'm still not asleep

Any peanuts

41L Black Fairy

If only someone could slap you awake

42L Nicholas the Handsome Guy

Live in the moment

43L Yan Liang's wife

...You guys are so annoying!

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Hahahaha, sisters, it's time to wake up!

If we're really talking about age, he's your ancestor's generation, hahaha.

45L Hot Pot

So, why did he never get married in his life?

Could it be that he's not interested in women?

46L Nicholas the Handsome Guy

Some people have indeed made this speculation, but he's the emperor. Even if he likes men, it doesn't matter. Look at Emperor Ai of Han; he liked Dong Xian so much that he wanted to give up the throne to him.

Emperor Qinzong of Song never showed any interest in men.

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Combining the points raised by the commenters about Emperor Ai and Dong Xian, and further considering that Emperor Qinzong of Song abdicated after ten years on the throne, passing it on to his brother, Emperor Mingzong of Song, Zhao Kai…

Gentlemen, I have a bold idea.

48L Black Fairy

Oh? Tell me about it?

(doge)

49L The moon is asleep but I'm still not asleep

Oh~?

50L Little Angels Protection Association

Let me explain.

How about learning about orthopedics?

51L Hot Pot

Orthopedics isn't out of the question either, hiahiahia

52L Cucumber Salad (without the melon)

Emperor Qinzong of Song had only been on the throne for six months when he brought his younger brother into court to rule. Many experts believe that Emperor Qinzong was already planning to abdicate in favor of his brother as soon as he ascended the throne, highlighting the complex nature of this feudal brotherly relationship.

Right?

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I also dug up some materials and found an article by Bai Choufei. In the article, he wrote that after Emperor Qinzong returned to the Crown Prince's residence from the palace, he was not happy and told him that his father wanted to abdicate in his favor. When asked why he was unhappy, the Crown Prince said, "I haven't had enough fun yet."

Hahahaha, Bai Choufei wrote it very subtly, but I feel like he really wanted to beat up the Crown Prince back then, hahaha!

54L Energetic Bald Girl

If it were me, I'd want to punch him too, hahaha. Everyone else wants to be emperor, but he just doesn't feel like he's had enough fun, hahaha.

55L Yan Liang's wife

I've seen this too, hahaha!

56L, Head of the Funeral Love Family

He never wanted to be emperor, so he already had a successor ready, hahaha.

Successor to feudal imperial system, hahahahahahahahahahaha

57L The moon is asleep, but I'm still not asleep.

Hahahaha, Emperor Huizong and Emperor Qinzong of Song, this father and son pair, are both hilarious!

When I read the History of the Song Dynasty, it said that Emperor Huizong of Song wanted to abdicate, so he summoned the crown prince to the palace and asked him to grill fish. He asked the prince two questions, but the prince managed to evade them. Finally, holding the fish, he said, "Your Highness, I wish to emulate the sage kings Yao, Shun, and Yu, and abdicate the throne to you. What do you think?"

I'm so curious about what the Crown Prince is thinking, hahaha. I think he's pretty bad.

Father: "I don't want to be emperor anymore. How about I let you be the emperor?"

Son: ………Not so good.

Hahahaha, this is absolutely hilarious!

58L Hot Pot

Holy crap, this is hilarious! Hahahaha, it was already funny, but the comments above made it even funnier! Hahahahahahahaha

59L Little Angels Protection Association

This father and son are truly an anomaly among all emperors and crown princes.

Emperor Huizong of Song became so engrossed in painting that he no longer wanted to rule, and the throne was passed to Emperor Qinzong of Song. Emperor Qinzong was initially reluctant to rule, and ten years later, he passed the throne to Emperor Mingzong of Song.

Emperor Mingzong of Song was truly pitiful, hahaha!

Is the throne really that easy to inherit? Hahahaha

60L Nicholas Handsome Guy

He's truly bizarre, haha. Emperor Mingzong of Song was quite interesting too. It's said that during the reign of Emperor Qinzong of Song, he was always in the court listening to government affairs, and one year he secretly went to take the palace examination.

As a result, he became the top scholar, hahaha!

He's incredibly talented and handsome!

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Emperor Qinzong directly appointed him as the top scholar in the imperial examination. Court officials advised him that it would inevitably cause gossip if a member of the imperial family became the top scholar, and suggested that he appoint the second-place scholar instead, making his brother the second-place scholar. However, Emperor Qinzong said, "I won't. My brother has real talent and learning. Why should I push him down one place? Isn't the purpose of the imperial examination to be fair? My brother is so talented, why not appoint him as the top scholar?"

No one could out-argue him, so the top scholar that year was his younger brother Zhao Kai, hahaha!

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Emperor Qinzong of Song, a man who doted on his younger brother

We can add one more, hahaha!

63L Nicholas the Handsome Guy

The strange setting adds to the fun, haha.

64L Hot Pot

In historical records, it's always him who persuades others; almost no one else persuades him.

I admire people with such strong willpower.

65L Little Angel Protection Association

Which emperor doesn't have his own opinions?

Few emperors could achieve what he did.

66L Yan Liang's wife

They have a very good temper and are good at raising cats.

Although I don't know what he looks like, he must be a gentle person.

As expected of my husband

67L Head of the Funeral Love Family

The atmosphere among the women upstairs suddenly changed.

But 66L pulled me back up again, hahaha.

68L Black Fairy

Wake up, sisters in post #66!

69L Little Angels Protection Association

Yes, Brother Yan Liang was clearly in my bed.

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Wake up!

To be honest, my surname is also Yan, and my ancestor was Yan Liang.

71L Cucumber Salad (without the melon)

Even the original poster got drunk.

72L Nicholas the Handsome Guy

[Water splashing.jpg]

73L Yan Liang's wife

Okay, I'm awake.

74L Little Angels Protection Association

The water is too cold.

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Wait until I'm snuggled up in my little blanket

Author's Note: I've found that I can't type out everything that's on my mind all at once today.

My imagination runs wild, and the more I think, the more I come up with ideas.

I thought it was over, but I couldn't control my mind.

If I keep coding, I won't have time to study.

So let's divide it into two parts _(:з)∠)_

Today's range is [1L~75L].

I'm sorry, Liaoning

Emperor Huizong of Song (Zhao Ji)

Emperor Qinzong of Song – Zhao Huan

This is the original historical record.

The character "钦" has a pretty good meaning.

Then [Emperor Mingzong of Song - Zhao Kai]

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