"We should break up. I don't want to delay my studies anymore."
When Chu Yang preemptively said these words, the campus belle was stunned. Wasn't this what she was supposed to...
Ji Mo gritted his teeth: "Ten yuan!"
"I'll do it!" Jiang Chao immediately got to work.
Peel the aloe vera leaf, squeeze out the juice, and drip it onto the aloe vera.
Ji Mo shuddered and yelled, "Holy crap, so cool! Ah, so refreshing!"
"Can you stop yelling like that, you silver bullet?"
"I also have internal hemorrhoids, could you..."
"No! I'd rather die..."
"Twenty yuan!"
"Behold my Kato finger!"
"!!!"
After a passionate and intense session, Ji Mo finally felt better, and the bleeding stopped.
Then Chu Yang threw something else at him.
What is this?
"Sanitary napkins, leak-proof."
"??!"
Seeing Ji Mo's pained expression, Jiang Chao and Cao Bin were desperately trying to hold back their laughter.
Chu Yang couldn't help but chuckle: "Ha... Well, don't worry, we won't tell anyone. You don't want your pants to be stained with blood during military training tomorrow, do you?"
"I don't believe you! Unless you swear a solemn oath!" Ji Mo said, his face full of shame.
Jiang Chao and Cao Bin simultaneously raised two fingers: "We swear, uh, haha... if we betray you, haha... die a horrible death hahaha..."
"Can't you guys be serious for once?!"
"Ha ha……"
"Fifty yuan per person!"
"Heaven above, we hereby swear..."
So money is still the most useful thing. Only after confirming that the matter would not get out did Ji Mo start using sanitary napkins.
After putting on his pants and stretching a bit, he looked on in amazement, as if he had opened the door to a new world.
"I must say, this thing is pretty comfortable. No wonder girls like using it. It's great! Thanks, Chu Yang!"
"Call me Big Brother."
"Big brother! But speaking of which, isn't this sister-in-law's sanitary napkin? I'm using the same kind as her..."
"This is Huang Lili's. Chen Li's is too expensive. I can't bear to let you use it."
"..."
Ji Mo's voice trembled: "So, their entire dorm knew?"
Chu Yang chuckled: "What do you think? Otherwise, what reason would I have to get sanitary napkins?"
Ji Mo collapsed onto the bed, utterly despondent, and howled to the heavens, "No—"
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