"We should break up. I don't want to delay my studies anymore."
When Chu Yang preemptively said these words, the campus belle was stunned. Wasn't this what she was supposed to...
Half an hour later.
Looking at Lou Chunyue and Zhou Yang, who were both quite drunk and had their arms around each other, calling each other "sister" and "brother" repeatedly, Chu Yang didn't know how to interject.
"Manager Lou, how old are you?"
"Me? I'm 36F! What about you?"
"...D, no, I meant age!"
"Oh, I'm twenty-five."
"Then I'll report back. I'm twenty-four... It's not too much to call you 'sister,' is it?"
"...Not at all, not at all, little Yang!"
"Sister Chunyue!"
"Come on, let's keep drinking!"
"Haha, sister, you really have a high alcohol tolerance..."
"My younger sister is just as good..."
"..."
This is so harmonious, it's as if they're about to become sworn brothers at any moment.
This is good; at least it's much better than a head-on confrontation.
"Ugh, I need to pee. Chunyue, what about you?"
"I'm not in a hurry, you go first."
"Then I'll go first."
Zhou Yang swayed as she stood up, her gaze falling on Chu Yang, who was wearing a white sweater.
"A white... toilet?" he said, walking over.
Chu Yang: "..."
"Hey, Sister Xiaoyang, it's me! I'm not a toilet, sitting on me is going too far, or I'll poke you."
Fortunately, Zhou Yang wasn't too drunk yet. She leaned closer, cupped his face, and examined him closely: "So it was you, you silly monkey!"
"So you call him Dead Monkey, haha." Lou Chunyue laughed so hard her breasts trembled.
"What, is that not allowed? Do you have a problem with it?" Zhou Yang glared at her.
"No, it's fine. I'll talk to Xiaoli about it later," Lou Chunyue said with a smile.
Upon hearing this, Zhou Yang became somewhat sober: "...Sister, don't talk nonsense, Xiao Li can't know."
"What do you know?" Lou Chunyue asked with a smile.
"..." Zhou Yang opened his mouth, but didn't say anything.
He swayed as he tried to sit down, but because he urgently needed to urinate, he frowned and started looking for a toilet.
"I'll take you there," Chu Yang said, helping her up.
There was no toilet at the barbecue stall, and he couldn't go into the women's public toilet, so he took Zhou Yang directly into a late-night snack shop.
"Boss, can I use the restroom?"
The owner, seeing that they weren't customers, was about to stop them.
Chu Yang slapped ten yuan on the counter.
The owner immediately pointed and said, "The restroom is over here, please enjoy your meal."
Chu Yang: "..."
He led Zhou Yangguang into the bathroom, closed the door, and even considerately helped her undo her pants, and then...
"I can do it myself, I'm not drunk yet," Zhou Yang said shyly.
"That's good. I was even planning to help you pee," Chu Yang said with a smile.
"Get lost!" Seeing that he was staring intently, Zhou Yang paused and said irritably, "Turn around now!"
"Oh, oh." Chu Yang turned around, and soon the sound of running water could be heard.
"You damn monkey, what exactly is your relationship with Lou Chunyue?" Zhou Yang suddenly asked.
Chu Yang was taken aback, then feigned ignorance and said, "We're just colleagues. She's Xiao Li's cousin, and my older brother's niece..."
“It’s too weak,” Zhou Yang interrupted.
"Weak? Where did you see that I'm weak?" Chu Yang retorted, unconvinced.
“I mean you’re feeling guilty,” Zhou Yang said.
"No way." Chu Yang turned around and pointed to his eyes: "Look at my sincere eyes."
"...Where are your sincere eyes looking?"
"Uh, just a little bit, I couldn't help it."
Zhou Yang rolled her eyes at him, wiped herself with a tissue, and pulled up her pants.
Then she swayed her body, snuggled up to him, and said in a slightly coquettish tone, "How about Lou Chunyue and I serve you together?"
Chu Yang blinked: "...Huh?"
"Dream on!" Zhou Yang slapped her.
Chu Yang chuckled, thinking that the two sisters had become friends so quickly.
Working together, just listen to that, how tempting!
Helping her out of the restroom, they arrived at the barbecue stall and found Lou Chunyue leaning on the table with her elbows on, her eyes half-closed. She looked even more drunk than Zhou Yang.
"I told you she couldn't outdrink me," Zhou Yang said with a victorious smile.
Lou Chunyue slowly opened her eyes, shook her head slightly, and raised the corners of her mouth: "It's still early, let's try again!"
“Come on in!” Zhou Yang sat down.
Thus, the second round of drinking began.
Chu Yang was once again left to watch from the sidelines as an outsider.
A dozen minutes later, seeing that the two of them were completely confused, he sighed helplessly, got up and paid the bill.
Then, with one hand on each arm, he helped them walk back.
The night breeze was chilly, and the two of them clung to Chu Yang, one on each side.
Different scents and aromas mingled together, wafting into his nostrils along with the smell of alcohol.
He took a few deep breaths and sighed, "Why are you all doing this? They're all my women, what's there to fight over? Now look at you, all drunk, are you testing me or just making things convenient for me..."
Muttering to themselves, they soon arrived at Zhou Yang's apartment.
It was fortunate that Chu Yang was strong and healthy, otherwise he really wouldn't have been able to handle the weight of these two mature women.
He opened the door, went inside, and placed the two of them on the large bed.
I found the air conditioner remote, turned on the heater, and once the temperature rose, I helped them take off their coats and shoes...
In short, there's nothing to be ashamed of, since they're all drunk anyway.
Then I brought over a basin of hot water, wiped them down, and covered them with blankets.
Watching them lying together, sleeping soundly, Chu Yang fell into deep thought.
He guessed that tonight's situation was probably due to Lou Chunyue's help.
Zhou Yang probably understood that she was definitely angry, but there was nothing he could do, so he simply went along with it.
Unexpectedly, as we drank, we found that we hit it off more and more, and the atmosphere became more and more harmonious. We felt like we had known each other for a long time.
Looking at their sleeping, pretty faces, Chu Yang murmured with admiration, "What wonderful older sisters they are."
...
The next morning.
Zhou Yang and Lou Chunyue opened their eyes at the same time.
The two stared at each other for a while, then looked at the balcony outside the room at the same time.
Chu Yang was seen doing push-ups with great effort.
They looked away and continued to stare at each other.
Then their faces turned red with embarrassment.
Lou Chunyue slowly smiled, just about to say something.
Zhou Yang spoke first, her tone unreadable: "When did you and him...?"
“Later than you.” Lou Chunyue blinked and chuckled, “He told me that you kicked him out of bed that day, and he seemed really upset.”
Zhou Yang was stunned for a moment, then remembered that it was when he met Chu Yang in person, and that night, Chu Yang was still a virgin.
"Speaking of which, that must have been his first time. I envy you," Lou Chunyue said with a smile.
Zhou Yang remained silent, a slow smile spreading across her lips, but she quickly suppressed it again: "Actually, I should be very angry, but I don't know why, it just happened so inexplicably... Manager Lou..."
Lou Chunyue interrupted her: "Still calling me Manager Lou? Weren't you calling me 'sister' so affectionately last night, little Yang?"
“Alright, Sister Chunyue.” Zhou Yang smiled gently and said softly, “Actually, you know everything, you know me, you know Xiaoli, and you know Shuer, right?”