Ji Mo shook his head and sighed, "Fine, fine, I, Ji Mo, will be number two this time!"

"That's right, hehe."

"What do you think they went off to?"

"Remove the word 'ma' and you'll get the answer."

"Holy crap, are you making rice cakes?"

"Brother Chu is truly a role model for us all!"

"..."

…

"Because of your appearance, I have now successfully become the dormitory leader, and you are now the eldest sister-in-law."

On the street, Chu Yang and Shen Li walked side by side.

"Is the dorm leader really that amazing?" Shen Li tilted her head and blinked. "Then can I be the eldest sister in our dorm?"

"Your dorm hasn't even decided on a first, second, or third place yet?"

"Han Meimei is quite smart, and we usually listen to her."

"Then you have no chance."

"Can you help me think of a solution?"

Chu Yang pondered for a moment and said, "To be the leader of a dormitory, you either have to be the smartest, able to give everyone advice and be a guiding light in the darkness; or the strongest, able to persuade others with physical strength and win them over with virtue; or the richest, whose financial power will surely make them follow you around like madmen."

Shen Li became interested: "Then what am I best at?"

Chu Yang analyzed seriously: "In terms of intelligence, you look dull and clueless, so we'll pass on that."

Shen Li pouted: "You're the one who's clumsy."

Chu Yang chuckled: "Don't interrupt. As for being the strongest, well, although you're big in the right places, you're so slender overall..."

Bang!

Halfway through her sentence, Little Pear kicked a tree trunk by the roadside.

A tree as thick as a calf shook violently, sending leaves flying everywhere.

Chu Yang stood there dumbfounded.

"What are you doing...?"

Shen Li demonstrated two kicking motions, her face serious: "A black belt in Taekwondo, first degree, is that enough to convince me physically and persuade me with virtue?"

Chu Yang: ...Holy crap ∑(⊙o⊙|||)