Normally, a fight would result in both parties being punished with 50 lashes, and if it could be resolved through mediation, it would usually be resolved through mediation. However, the situation before them made it hard for the police officers to believe that it was a fight.

The crime of gang affray is not something that can be easily dismissed like mutual fighting...but the problem is that the gang members are now lying on the ground, and the one being beaten is still secretly tearing his clothes.

Stop tearing it, stop tearing it...we are watching!

You don't even have a scratch on your skin, okay?

Young law enforcer Xiao Hao talks to Xiao Xu, who is looking for trouble:

"What's your name?"

"You don't know me?... I'm a celebrity!"

"You are just a name."

Xiao Xu, the reviewer, was extremely disappointed. I am a blogger with millions of followers and a rising star in variety shows, but you don’t even recognize me? I am a review master, a kung fu master, a master of architecture, and a gourmet. How can I be so shameless?

Xiao Xu then calmly announced:

"In front of you is Xu Shang, one of Yunnan Province's top ten outstanding young people, a 2006 advanced representative who was just honored in the Great Hall, a people's entrepreneur, and a recipient of the Public Security Crime Buster Medal of Honor."

“……???”

Do your family members know that you are bragging like this?

"Be quiet, you're still bragging in front of us!"

After all, young people are too young. When Xiao Hao heard Xiao Xu's outspoken and nonsense, he joked, "If you have been honored in the General Assembly Hall, I have also given a speech at the United Nations!"

"What I said is true. If you don't believe me, check it out!"

"If I believed you I would... well, are you drunk? Tell me your ID number!"

After Xiao Xu, who was drunk, told him his ID number, the police officer Lao Tan checked his personal identity information. After checking, Lao Tan looked at Xiao Xu in surprise.

Bridge bean sack (wait a minute)...let me check it online!

"It turned out to be Mr. Xu!"

The two hands were tightly clasped together, which made the young man Xiao Hao standing next to them stunned.

"May I ask why Mr. Xu called the police this time?"

"I called the police!"

The lady boss next to him raised her hand, pointed at Xiao Xu and said viciously: "He beat people! He beat my husband! He beat our employees! Quick, catch him! I want him to go to jail!"

Xiao Xu immediately retorted: "You can eat whatever you want, but you can't say whatever you want! I was acting in self-defense, I recorded it all, and I have the video as evidence! I had to resist because they threatened my life... I didn't expect them to try to touch me again, I didn't even touch them, and they just lay on the ground!"

Everyone looked at the driver Glenbu who was holding a DV camera and filming. In fact, they had already noticed Glenbu, and the assistant investigators had stepped forward to warn him.

"You can film us, but if you distort the facts, you will bear the corresponding legal responsibility!"

Now that they heard that it was Xiao Xu's people, everyone had a subtle expression. After a while, the old senior was still an old senior after all, and immediately sighed: "As expected of a Crime Buster Medal winner, Xiao Xu's work is flawless!"

"Expert?" Xiao Hao next to him asked in surprise.

"Comrade Xu Shang is a specially invited criminal investigation expert listed on our list. This year, he has assisted the police in solving many major cases. Xiao Hao, come and meet him!"

"......!" Xiao Hao was stunned. "So what he just said about being one of the top ten outstanding young people and being honored in the Great Hall of the People... is all true?"

"How could Expert Xu joke with you?"

Old Tan sighed twice, and then said to Expert Xu: "Expert Xu, although your identity is very special! We still have to act in accordance with the law. I hope you can cooperate with us to resolve this dispute!"

"Of course we have to act according to the law! We have to act according to the law... There were five of them beating me up! I asked the driver to record it, if you don't believe me, just watch it!"

So Lao Tan and Xiao Hao gathered in front of the camera and took a quick look at the recording. They saw... that was indeed five big guys beating up Xiao Xu. These five big guys were quite nasty. Five people beat one person and they even picked up benches and chairs!

——You just want to beat someone to death!

Accidentally, the bench hit the man's head, and the chair leg poked him between his legs...hiss, it hurts just looking at it. As for the person involved, Xiao Xu, he was as agile as a loach.

It is like passing through a field of flowers without getting a single leaf on you!

The two people's faces changed and asked Xiao Xu: "Mr. Xu, what caused this incident?"

"They wanted to force me to buy something and when I refused, they tried to force me into prostitution!"

What kind of weird idioms are you using?

"We will definitely deal with this matter seriously! Mr. Xu, please come with us and cooperate with the investigation!"

"Cooperate, of course!"

Xiao Xu, the reviewer, nodded, turned around and said to the camera: "Dear viewers, this is the end of the first episode of Xiao Xu's travel review. I have to go and cooperate with the investigation of the case. See you next time!"

audience:"……"

At this time, the audience has only one mood -

This guy is so fucking good at pretending!

...The most abominable thing is that he actually pretended to be me!

Just when everyone thought the video was over, they found out there was a little easter egg at the end. Everyone saw expert Xiao Xu walk up to young Xiao Hao and say, "There's one more thing!"

Xiao Hao asked awkwardly, "Expert Xu, if you have anything to say, please feel free to tell me."

"I just want to ask when did you give your speech at the United Nations? I want to look for it."

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