Li Changfeng, the King of Assassins, is entrusted by his master to protect a wealthy young lady. However, he is met with rejection, and the two begin a battle of wits. What kind of sparks will fly ...
“Master, Zihan and I…” Li Changfeng wanted to say something, but was interrupted by his master.
"Stop talking nonsense and get out of here."
"Master, is there no need to be in such a hurry?"
"Of course I'm in a hurry, there's something I need you to do."
Is Master giving Li Changfeng another job?
Surely they won't just send a message abroad with a single sentence?
It's unlikely.
Second Senior Sister has already withdrawn her intelligence network and recently returned to China. How could she possibly allow Li Changfeng to return again?
"What is it?" Li Changfeng asked.
"Go do your fourth senior sister a favor, does Tianbing know?"
"I know a little." Li Changfeng didn't know much, but he had heard of it.
"Contact Lao Si later, she will explain the details to you. Remember, your mission in Jinghai is complete, there is no need to stay any longer."
"I promised you before that as long as you successfully protect Ye Zihan, I will inform you of your sister's whereabouts."
"Kid, I don't need to waste any more words about your sister now, do I?"
"No need, I know who it is." Li Changfeng shook his head.
“Master, I strongly suspect that you are watching me all the time.”
"Dream on! I'm so busy all day, I don't have time to even glance at you. Your sister and Ye Zihan are very close, they're best friends, and you're going to stay by Ye Zihan's side for three months."
"If you still can't figure out that Mu Xiaodie is your sister within three months, then you must be incredibly stupid," the master scolded without hesitation.
Li Changfeng felt a wave of embarrassment.
Without that childhood photo, Li Changfeng would still not have been able to find it.
The master's words sounded stupid, as if he were deliberately insulting someone.
"Thank you, Master," Li Changfeng said sincerely.
"It's better not to make me angry than anything else. Okay, I'm hanging up."
"Wait a minute," Li Changfeng called out in time.
"Spit it out, or shut up. I have urgent business to attend to," the master said impatiently.
"Isn't it a bit too early for Master to go to Widow Wang's place at this hour? It's sneaky, and the late night is more exciting," Li Changfeng said, rambling on.
"Boy, mind your own business. Besides, who told you I was having an affair with Widow Wang? That's just hearsay and utter nonsense." The master reprimanded him sternly and with an air of righteous indignation.
“I saw it with my own eyes. I remember four years ago I had diarrhea and went to the toilet outside. My master secretly went out and went down the mountain in the middle of the night. I followed him out of curiosity.”
“I saw everything about you and Widow Wang. You hugged her and called her your little darling, kissing and cuddling her. You were so eager to see her.”
"Ahem, you also have a foot fetish." Li Changfeng didn't hold back at all when revealing your secrets.
Such a strong flavor.
People with foot fetishes are not ordinary people.
I love that sour and stinky smell.
Take a deep breath, and you'll feel refreshed.
"Kid, if you dare spout nonsense, I'll break your legs." The master's words were a warning.
“Master, please rest assured. This matter is known only to you, me, heaven, and earth. No fourth person will ever know about it.”
"I'm too lazy to argue with you. Do you even have something to say?"
Li Changfeng glanced at Ye Zihan not far away and lowered his voice, "Master, to be honest, I really slept with Ye Zihan. We can't just pull up our pants and leave, can we?"
"How did you talk with Grandpa Ye?"
"That old woman is very stubborn. She insists that you marry her granddaughter. She speaks very arrogantly, like she's eaten three pounds of cow dung."
"I don't buy into that. So what if I slept with him for free? That just means my apprentice is capable."
The original shameless one, speaking with such self-righteousness.
"If we can't afford to mess with them, we'll just leave."
"If I don't make Old Man Ye cry and apologize, I'm not a Nangong!" Master said stubbornly, like a child, showing no trace of a master's demeanor.
Aren't reclusive masters usually mysterious and unpredictable, speaking briefly and in a cryptic manner? Always going around in circles?
Why is Li Changfeng's master different from what I imagined?
Vulgar and crude, always spouting nonsense about cow dung.
He has a rough and down-to-earth personality.
Good.
It's much better and more comfortable than those pretentious, otherworldly types.
At the very least, it's not fake.
They make things complicated by going around in circles, trying to confuse people.
It seems real yet unreal, seemingly illusory yet true.
It's so awkward.
"Master, how am I going to explain this to that young lady?" Li Changfeng said awkwardly.
This means there are genuine feelings involved.
If it's just for fun, why worry so much?
They left without a word, waving goodbye without taking a single cloud with them.
"Does this little thing even need to be taught? Just coax the woman a bit first, after all, it's free. If she gets into the mood, she can release her pent-up desire for free and enjoy herself."
"Anyway, we're men, we won't suffer losses. We can discuss what to do next after Old Man Ye gives in."
A master is a master; their way of thinking is just different.
There is still much to learn.
His thinking was unique and insightful.
Looking at things from a different perspective always brings a sudden enlightenment.
The idea is to let it play for free for now, and if it drags on, the other side will start to get anxious.
"You're being disrespectful to your elders, Master. Can't you be serious for once? What do you mean by 'free'?" Li Changfeng was defeated and speechless.
"Did you pay me?"
"No."
"Then why are you being so stubborn?"
Li Changfeng: "..."
"I mean..."
"Stop dawdling like a woman. I'm not serving you anymore, I'm hanging up." The master didn't want to listen anymore and hung up abruptly.
Li Changfeng shrugged, feeling utterly helpless.
What can you do if you end up with a master like this?
We'll just have to grit our teeth and bear it.
Li Changfeng is completely oblivious to his good fortune. Others would beg and plead with God for three lifetimes to find a master like him.
The number of people who want to become his disciples is so large that it could stretch from Jinghai all the way to the capital.
The name "Nangong Wudi" is a well-known name in the world of ancient martial arts.
Famous and renowned.
No matter who it is, which sect, or which reclusive family, who isn't afraid? And who dares to utter such arrogant words?
Li Changfeng dialed his fourth senior sister's number again.
"Senior sister, have you eaten yet?"
"What's it to you?" Fourth Senior Sister snapped back, as if she'd been injected with gunpowder.
Are you still angry about what happened last time? Just because Li Changfeng wouldn't watch her take a bath?
It's not that I didn't want to look, it's just that I was a little slow to react at the time.
You don't need to remember it so clearly.
What's past is past.
"Senior sister, you've started your period? Wait, wasn't it the 6th? It should be over by now." Li Changfeng knew his senior sister very well; he even remembered everyone's menstrual cycle. That's incredible!
"Who made my dear senior sister angry? I'll twist his head off and kick it like a ball."
"You can twist your own." Fourth Senior Sister snorted coldly.
"Senior sister, let's stop fooling around. Master told me to give you a call and tell you what it is about." Li Changfeng coughed twice and got down to business.
"Tonight, we'll fly to Yun Province."
"border?"
“Yes.” Fourth Senior Sister gradually became serious.
"At least tell me what's going on, so I can be mentally prepared."