Completed!!!
A short-tempered bandit princess consort who starts a fight at the drop of a hat VS a domineering, dark, overprotective王爷.
1V1 hilarious sweet宠.
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Ji Fengming and Hei Xiao ignored Shang Xiche and stood by the bed with their arms crossed, watching him coolly until he had shouted enough.
Shang Xiche shouted himself hoarse, but not a single eunuch, palace maid, or imperial guard got in, not even a mosquito.
It's over, it's over!
My life is over!
Shang Xiche inwardly groaned, trembling with fear, and said, "My two brave warriors, your skills are so extraordinary, I can appoint you as generals, no, I can appoint you as kings and marquises! I can also reward you with ten thousand taels of gold and beautiful wives and concubines!"
It would be better if we didn't mention his beautiful wife and concubines.
Upon hearing the mention of his beautiful wife, Ji Fengming immediately swung his fair fist, giving Shang Xiche a dark circle under his left eye.
"Are you blind? We brothers are so handsome and dashing, yet you've been with those vulgar women. I'll beat you to death!" Ji Fengming said angrily, and with another punch, he gave Shang Xiche a dark circle under his right eye, and it was extremely symmetrical, even more symmetrical than a panda's.
Shang Xiche: "!"
You guys are all covering your faces!
Is it my fault?
Shang Xiche tried his best to smile, suppressing his anger and grievances. He had never been so polite in his life: "Hero, hero, I am the ruler of a country. Can't you give me some face? Let's talk this out. What exactly do you want?"
"Give your father face!" Black Owl cursed as he stepped forward, jumped onto the bed, and kicked Shang Xiche hard in the backside, saying, "What face do you need, you beast without blood ties!"
"Yeah! You call yourself the king of a country? Bah! Even a dog sitting in the court has more humanity than you. We two brothers came here tonight not for anything else, but just to beat you up!" Ji Fengming cursed angrily as he and Hei Xiao punched and kicked Shang Xiche.
With their combined firepower;
Even though the two of them held back, Shang Xiche was still quickly beaten into a pig's head!
Shang Xiche was beaten so badly that he howled in pain, his screams almost lifting the roof off Chaoyang Palace, but not a single person came to his rescue.
Outside Chaoyang Hall.
Occasionally, patrolling imperial guards would pass by.
Hearing the faint howling coming from inside the hall, they all turned their heads, their eyes filled with strange expressions:
The Emperor and Consort Yin really know how to have fun!
Look at that screaming! It's almost as bad as being subjected to the eighteen kinds of torture in prison!
However, the emperor was truly resilient.
Consort Yin had been beating him for over a year, and the harder she beat him, the more loving she seemed to be, yet he never seemed to get hurt.
Absolutely amazing!
Inside the hall.
Shang Xiche could no longer endure it. Forgetting his imperial dignity, he curled up into a ball and began to beg for mercy, whimpering: "Aww...hoo hoo hoo...two brave warriors, spare me, aww hoo hoo...brave warriors, spare me, what did I do wrong? I'll change! I'll change, okay? Hoo hoo hoo..."
This scene is truly an eyesore!
Ji Fengming and Hei Xiao were simply unbearable to look at!
"It's a tragedy for the people of Dazhao to have an emperor like you. Why didn't the late emperor get so angry that he crawled out of his coffin and strangled you?" Ji Fengming said, kicking Shang Xiche again.
Shang Xiche let out another miserable howl, weeping and crying, "Brave warrior, stop hitting me! If you keep hitting me, someone will die! I will change! I will definitely change! From now on, I will govern diligently and benefit the people! From this day forward, I will abstain from arrogance, extravagance, and the allure of beautiful women!"
"Clean your eyes and clear your mind. If you stop being so muddle-headed and vicious, it will be a blessing for all people," Black Owl said with a face full of disgust.