Completed!!!
A short-tempered bandit princess consort who starts a fight at the drop of a hat VS a domineering, dark, overprotective王爷.
1V1 hilarious sweet宠.
Undercover agent: You...
Emotional Superman, what the heck is that?
Although the Empress Dowager did not understand what the young female bandit was saying, she had a gut feeling that it was not a good thing.
Despite her advanced age, this old hag was surprisingly quick, rolling over to the innermost corner of the bed in one swift motion.
Ji Fengyao wasn't in a hurry. She slowly lifted her foot onto the bed and walked forward step by step on the Empress Dowager's gold-embroidered quilt: "Since the Empress Dowager is interested in playing a cat-and-mouse game, then this young lady will play with the Empress Dowager. Anyway, the night is still long."
"What exactly do you want? I have already spoken up for you in front of the Emperor and asked him not to pursue your crime of leaving the capital without permission." The Empress Dowager huddled in the corner, with nowhere left to retreat.
Ji Fengyao playfully picked at her ear with her little finger, her pretty features wrinkling adorably as she complained in a crisp voice, "The way you talk is really unpleasant to listen to. No wonder the Emperor has no patience to listen to you. He has punished me in every way he should. Let me treat you first, and then we can discuss other things."
After speaking, the young female bandit reached out and pressed down on the Empress Dowager, grabbed her shoulder with her left hand, and quickly rolled her over on the couch several times, while the silver needles on her right fingertips were also stabbing down with lightning speed.
boom!
The Empress Dowager felt as if a mountain had collapsed and a tsunami had struck her body; all the emotions and desires that had been suppressed for more than half a year surged into her mind in an instant.
These intense emotions overwhelmed her, making her dizzy and causing her to burst into tears, laughing and crying uncontrollably, as if she had gone mad.
Even more embarrassing is that
She even unconsciously pulled at herself,
The young men in the room were stunned and felt extremely unlucky.
"Holy crap! That vile old hag! My eyes are going to go blind!" Ji Fengming was the first to exclaim, but he reached out and covered Hei Xiao's eyes, pushing Hei Xiao around as well.
"Oh! Miss! You should let her stay here. She's... she's just too... so embarrassing!" Xique was also blushing, wishing she could rush up and whip that shameless old hag to death.
Bai Lu's delicate pink face turned as red as if it were about to bleed. She spat lightly and said, "I don't know how someone like her managed to climb to the position of Empress Dowager back then. I'm afraid the late Emperor would be furious even in the afterlife!"
Only Zhaoping stared hatefully at the humiliated Empress Dowager, feeling that she had truly been blind!
This old hag is so despicable and heartless.
She hadn't noticed it at all before!
Even Ji Fengyao found the scene offensive.
She covered half of her eye with her left hand, looking both comical and adorable, and apologized repeatedly to the people next to her: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, this was a mistake. I didn't expect this old hag to be so unruly. When I was releasing her seven emotions and six desires, I doubled it, and I actually forced this old hag to become so shameless!"
"Just bear with her, just bear with her a little longer. She'll be back to normal in no time at all!"
Black Owl: "A cup of tea!"
Ji Fengming: "Damn it, I can't stand it for even a second longer! Xiao Chen, let's go outside for some fresh air, or we'll definitely have nightmares when we get back tomorrow!"
With that, the two linked arms and fled in disarray.
The magpie and the white dew are entangled in a dispute over their different eye sizes.
It was clear that neither of them wanted to be exposed to the filth of this old hag, but since Ji Fengyao hadn't left, they couldn't abandon her and go on their own.
Ji Fengyao awkwardly touched the back of her ear, then jumped off the bed and called to Zhaoping, Xique, and Bailu, saying, "How about we go out for a bit, get some fresh air, look at the stars, and come back in after we've had a cup of tea?"