Mid-Autumn Festival Theater

PART1:

This day is the Reunion Festival, which means that families spend time together and are reunited.

At this moment, a child with handsome features was hitting something with a hammer in his hand, and holes were knocked out on the ground one after another.

Black Impermanence floated to the child's side. Although his face was dark, it was full of respect. At this time, he also leaned over and when he saw the many pits on the ground, he said, "Young master, what are you doing?"

The child turned his head, and scared Xiaojia so much that his hat almost fell off. It was not because the child looked too much like his master, but because the child had that man's blood in his body. His face was very pale, and his fangs were as long as his bloody tongue. This was really...

Hei Wuchang wiped his sweat frequently and said coquettishly, "Young Master, why are you scaring me?"

"The Reunion Festival is coming, and I want to make some cakes for my mother." The child has long eyelashes and a fair face, like an exquisite porcelain doll.

But Xiaojia thinks that you need at least flour to make pastries!

Xiao Jia said, "Young Master, if you want to make pastries, Xiao Jia can take you to the human world to find a master chef to learn from!"

The child raised his eyes and said nonchalantly, "Didn't you hear mother talking about eating dirt all day long? I think mother must really like eating dirt."

Then, the child went to find some more grass and said to Xiao Jia, "Xiao Hei, do you think mother will like the cakes I make?"

Xiaojia could only nod weakly, and when the child brought a plate of round cakes made of mud to Jiuxi, Jiuxi accepted it with great satisfaction. He patted the child on the head and said, "My son is so well behaved!"

The child happily ran off on his short legs. On this day, during the Reunion Festival, Mingye was kneeling on the washboard, eating bite after bite of the earthen mooncake on his plate. He felt like he was living in hell. The soil was hard, but he didn't complain. After all, he had zombie teeth. But what the hell was in this soil? There were even small stones. And that was the garnish the child had specially added to the earthen mooncake.

Mingye refused in his heart, but Jiuxi was standing beside him with a feather duster. As long as he didn't continue eating, Jiuxi would hit him with the feather duster without hesitation.

Finally, after finishing the last one, Jiuxi looked at Mingye with a smile and said, "How is it? How does it taste?"

Mingye said with great difficulty, "Not bad."

"So what do you understand?"

This earthen mooncake was really hard to swallow, so Mingye resolutely decided to sacrifice his son and the money for his son's milk powder. He presented all the banknotes on him and said with a smile, "My wife, this is all the cash I have."

Jiuxi put the banknotes in his pocket contentedly, his eyes still fixed on Mingye with an unsatisfied look. Mingye could only weakly pull out ten keys from his waist and said, "These are from two banks in the human world, these are from three banks in the demon world, these are from two banks in the underworld, and these are..."

Finally, after Jiuxi fell asleep, Mingye pulled the child out of the quilt, threw the child out towards the window, and then lay down on the child's bed. The poor child didn't know what he had done wrong until he lay shoulder to shoulder with the fairy bird.

PART2

It was the Reunion Festival, and the streets were deserted. Jiuxi had just come out of the house when several men were waiting outside. Cang Ling, holding a bouquet of red roses and with a look of admiration on his face, said, "Jiuxi, my feelings are just like these red roses. Do you understand?"

This is the Reunion Festival, not Valentine's Day. Jiuxi kicked the red rose away nonchalantly, while Cang Ling had a sad look on his face and ran away like a pretentious little girl.

The second one was Gong Ci, who was driving a convertible sports car. Even his hairstyle had been specially modified. He said, "Jiuxi, get in the car. I'll take you for a ride!"

Jiuxi looked at the convertible that didn't even have a license plate on the front and quickly shook his head, saying, "No, no, no, it's not good to drive without a license."

The third man was the demon king Bai Yao, dressed in a moon-white robe. He had seven or eight hands, each holding several cards. He smiled faintly and said, "Jiuxi, these cards are all from my company. Within the Six Realms, these cards will allow you to walk around any shopping mall with ease."

Walking sideways? She wasn't a crab, so naturally she wouldn't look down on him. Meanwhile, standing at the back was a little kid with a carrot-like head. Looking closely, the child's features bore some resemblance to hers. The child was holding a box of pastries and said, "Mom, Dad asked me to give them to you! He also said he's already prepared dinner and is waiting for you at home!"

The little carrot head stood on tiptoe, while Jiuxi squatted down, held the child in his arms, and said lovingly, "Let's go home!"

The child turned around at this time, rolled his eyes at the three men who were staring at him, and even curled up a sarcastic smile at the corner of his mouth.

At the end of the road, Ming Ye's crimson-purple clothes were still full of elegance. He was holding a lantern in his hand. On both sides of the road, maids from the zombie tribe were holding flower baskets and scattering flowers along the way. From a distance, it looked like a rain of flowers, which was beautiful beyond words.

It turns out that the best reunion festival is the one with you all the way.

At the end of the road, you are always waiting for me.

PART3

The table was large and round, but only two people were seated there. Cang Ming was holding a child in his arms, and from time to time he would put a piece of mooncake into the child's mouth, saying lovingly, "My dear grandson! Is it delicious?"

The child nodded silently, looking at the bright moon in the sky, which was round and a little strange, and said quietly, "Grandpa, aren't Xiao Hei and Xiao Bai coming?"

The child blinked his watery eyes and asked.

Xiao Hei and Xiao Bai are naturally Black Impermanence and White Impermanence.

Cang Ming wiped the biscuit stains from the child's mouth and patiently explained, "Xiao Hei and Xiao Bai have their own things to do."

The child pointed to a house not far away. Through the window, he could vaguely see two figures leaning against each other. The child asked puzzledly, "Are mother and father busy too?"

At this moment, Cang Ming said somewhat embarrassedly, "Your father and mother are busy giving birth to a little brother for you! Don't you want to have another playmate like Xiao Hei and Xiao Bai?"

But Cangming was heartbroken. They had just finished the reunion dinner, and those two guys were so impatient.

But what Cangming didn't know was that Jiuxi was tying Mingye up and throwing him on the bed, holding a dagger in his hand, saying, "Mingye, I heard that the vixen next door has been looking for you quite often recently!"

Mingye was tied up all over, with a child's diaper even stuffed in his mouth, making him speechless. Amidst the shrill screams, the child shook his head and replied, "I don't want to. Xiao Hei and Xiao Bai are too ugly. Every time I play with them, the little boys in the neighboring village laugh at me!"

At this time, Xiao Hei and Xiao Bai, arm in arm, were holding two jugs of wine and stopped at the door. They heard the young master mocking them. However, Xiao Hei and Xiao Bai did not get angry at all. Instead, they put the two jugs of wine on the table and said angrily, "Young master, which child is so blind?"

The child said, "It's the rabbit spirit and the turtle spirit next door."

Black Impermanence nudged White Impermanence and said, "Brother, let's go and throw that old bastard's apprentice into the cesspool and see if that old bastard dares to save him!"

However, at this time, the man known as Old Zamao appeared. This man was Cui Jue, holding the Soul-Evoking Pen, with a hint of anger on his face, and said, "Xiao Hei, Xiao Bai, who is Old Zamao!"