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Jin Yining, a Grand Slam film emperor in the entertainment industry, boasts an exceptionally handsome appearance, exquisite acting skills, and a background in a prestigious family, leading a smooth and fortunate life.

However, the film emperor has recently been troubled: his wife constantly tries to push him into other people's arms!

Shang Ning, the number one CP fan of film emperor Jin Yining and popular star Qin Wei, unexpectedly transmigrated into Jin Yining's secretly married wife after a car accident.

So, Mrs. Jin has also been very troubled lately. A CP fan would never give up, but why does her idol always cling to her? All she wants is a divorce to continue shipping her favorite CP. What should she do? Waiting online, urgent...

"Yan Xici, I've already divorced your sister, why haven't you left yet?"

After divorcing his wealthy wife, Xiao Ran began to drive away his ex-wife's younger sister.

The girl rubbed her sleepy eyes. "Divorced? Why divorce so early in the morning?"

Xiao Ran was so annoyed he laughed. "What, is there a rush hour for divorce too?"

"Go find your sister, quickly!"

The girl was dismissive. So what if they divorced? Why should she have to leave?

"I'm not going, you go if you want, but I guess you probably don't want to..."

Not only did she refuse to leave, but she also wanted to help him escape his bitter sea. So, the girl took the initiative: she cooked, helped him organize a divorce party, and even worried about his future marriage.

A dumbfounded Xiao Ran: "???? Who told you I was sad? I really just want to make money, okay!!!"

Qin Xi, the daughter of a prime minister, was proficient in all the arts, from music and chess to calligraphy and painting. She had a bright future ahead of her, but no one expected the Emperor to decree that she be married to Lu Huai, the second son of the Minister of Rites, who was known only for his debauchery, gambling, and drinking. This announcement not only stunned Qin Xi's suitors but also Lu Huai himself, who even suspected the Emperor was getting old and making a misguided match. So, he gathered his good friends and prepared to scale the wall of the Prime Minister's mansion, only to be caught red-handed...

"Miss Qin, I really am not worthy of you. Let's call off this marriage."

Qin Xi sized up Lu Huai. He was over eight feet tall and dressed in white. Although his face was smudged from climbing the wall, it couldn't hide his dashing good looks. Thinking of the young man in white who had appeared in her dreams last night, Qin Xi smiled and gently told him, "No."

As a seasoned novel enthusiast, Wen Shuqiao never expected to catch the transmigration trend herself. The bad news is that she transmigrated into a healing-oriented Long Aotian novel, becoming the villainous aunt who abused and starved the male protagonist when he was young. Her fate was to be locked in a mental hospital by the protagonist's uncle after he saw the protagonist's pitiable state, and then to be tormented to death by the grown-up Long Aotian.

Just having transmigrated and knowing everything about the plot, Wen Shuqiao looked at the Long Aotian in front of her, who was barely taller than her knees, extremely thin, and trying hard not to cry.

Wen Shuqiao: Don't worry, I can still save you.

*

Long Aotian had a system in his head. The system told him that his aunt would scold him, hit him, and not give him food. His main goal now was to find his uncle and have him beat the cruel aunt, thus paving the way for Long Aotian's growth!

The now chubby and well-fed Little Long Aotian innocently touched his bulging belly and let out a burp: Huh? Is it my aunt?

*

Wen Shuqiao cautiously raised Long Aotian. When she finally waited for Long Aotian's uncle to pick him up and was ready to retreat victoriously, Long Aotian's uncle pulled her aside and asked,

Yan Ruoruo, turned into an orphan, was locked in a thatched hut to have her blood extracted for alchemy, starving and freezing.

Her Divine Lord father appeared out of nowhere, rescued her, and brought her to the immortal realm, cherishing her and doting on her day and night.

"Where do you like to have as your fief? Father will give it to you."

However, before meeting her, her brothers were very dismissive: "We don't want a wild sister competing for favor, send her away!"

Later…

The cunning White Dragon eldest brother: "Are my scales pretty? I'll make them into a wind chime for you. Will you stay with your brother for a while?"

The fun-loving, playful second brother: "I will cultivate to become the top god to protect you. Little sister, let me touch your tail again."

The sleepy Phoenix third brother: "You can use my phoenix true fire to refine pills. Will you let me sleep with you tonight?"

The irritable White Tiger fourth brother: "Sister was the first one I met. Let me protect her. You guys go away!"

Constantly being fought over by her brothers and having to take care of her dejected old father, Yan Ruoruo puts her hands on her hips: "No disturbing my alchemy!"

The Demon Realm Lord: "I heard you dislike Ruoruo, so I'll take her away!"

The Longevity Realm Lord: "Little Princess Ruoruo, what color sack do you like?"

Big shots from all sides couldn't wait to steal little kitten Ruoruo home to raise her.

Her brothers, with dark circles under their eyes, guard their precious sister, becoming increasingly irritable: "Whoever dares to lay a single paw on our little Ruoruo will be ground into paste!"

In her previous life, Shen Ning exhausted all her efforts to protect her younger siblings, vowing never to marry. However, after a lifetime of toil, she ended up raising two ungrateful wretches. Her younger brother was foolish and ignorant, marrying a wicked woman who pushed him to seize the family fortune. Her younger sister was brainlessly devoted to love, willingly sinking into depravity but hating Shen Ning for not supporting her romance.

Forced to leave home, her old illness relapsed due to overexertion, and she died on the coldest winter day. Reborn at eighteen, she looked at the pack of ungrateful wretches and burst into laughter. This time, she would play with them slowly. The family business she desperately protected would not be cheaply given to the ungrateful; she would recruit a son-in-law.

She was overwhelmed by the choices among the young talents, but the Empress herself packaged and delivered her perverse, wicked, and universally disliked dissolute younger brother to her.

She wanted to refuse, but the Empress gave her far too much.

On their wedding night, as she lifted the veil, she looked at her exceedingly beautiful husband.

Ah, this... seems like she actually gained...

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Calm, lazy, rational female lead VS outwardly reserved but inwardly passionate, scheming, love-brained male lead

On her wedding day, Jiang Xuelin, who had eloped, received good news – her fiancé, the heir of Prince Ping, Fu Hanlai, was also dissatisfied with the marriage and had eloped.

Jiang Xuelin immediately turned her horse around, returned to her boudoir, and waited in her wedding dress to be picked up.

Without a groom present, the marriage would surely fall apart, and her parents could not blame her!

... ...

Unwilling to marry his childhood nemesis, Fu Hanlai successfully eloped on his wedding day. Halfway along, he heard his servant say that the eldest daughter of the Jiang family had also eloped.

Carrying such good news, Fu Hanlai rushed back to the prince's manor, changed into his wedding attire, and rode out to fetch the bride.

Without a bride present, the marriage could never happen, and his father and mother could not blame him!

... ...

In the bridal chamber, Jiang Xuelin, in her wedding dress, and Fu Hanlai, in his wedding attire, looked at each other in shock.

"Why are you here?!" x2

"Didn't you elope?" x2

-- I heard you eloped, so I came back.

Little Xin Yan was born with a special destiny. The villagers drove her away, calling her a harbinger of doom, unaware they had lost a little bringer of good fortune.

By chance, she met the wealthiest man, the Li family, and transformed into the cherished little princess of the entire Li household.

Her seven 'Gourd娃' (a reference to a Chinese animation) brothers are all doting older brothers, with only one word for their sister: dote! Dote on her! Spoil her rotten! Spoil her to the heavens!

The Li family's enemies are all waiting to see the show, anticipating the downfall of Little Xin Yan, this natural disaster...

Qin Yue is the white moonlight in many people's hearts, as if everyone is fascinated by her, but only she herself knows that she is just playing the role of a cannon fodder supporting female character.

The white moonlight must be sacrificed to the heavens to show that the female lead and the male leads are true loves.

Looking at them, one by one, all looking affectionate and deeply moved.

After awakening, Qin Yue smiled.

She mercilessly shattered their fantasies.

The national film emperor, guarding brief and beautiful past memories, tries every means to please her after their reunion.

—Sorry, I don’t really remember you.

The top idol brother outwardly obeys her every word, but constantly makes small moves in private, trying to seize an opportunity to take the lead.

—I am your forever sister.

The former poor boy transforms into a wealthy young master, entangled in love and hate, still desperately wanting to get back together.

—Don’t rush, I will attend your funeral.

A big shot who has become love-struck, wanting to offer his entire fortune, holds his most sincere heart in both hands, saying piously: They are all no good, how about taking a look at me?

“Ding! Detected potential bound user, Super Rich System 099 is intervening. Do you wish to bind?”

Poor college student Shi Xing is bound to the Super Rich System, gaining cash daily just by signing in, thus beginning her journey to become a world-class beautiful and wealthy woman.

[Sign-in successful, reward: RMB 100 million]

[Sign-in successful, reward: Mastered All Martial Arts Package]

[Sign-in successful, reward: A Building in Jinxi Garden]

Spending money also accumulates system points, which can be exchanged for various skills and items.

Top-tier sports cars? Buy! Luxurious villas? Buy! Downtown apartments? Buy! Countless luxury goods? Buy!

Gene modification potions, mental enhancement supplements, beauty serums – all mine!

A handsome, gentle, attentive personal butler, a sunny, puppy-like e-sports player, a devilishly handsome race car driver, and a cool, introverted, struggling little star are all captivated by her.

Later, with industries spread globally, Shi Xing remarks: