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Socially Anxious Person Wins Palace Wars by Lying Flat After Hearing Thoughts Completed

Synopsis: Upcoming: "Guide to Managing a Duke's Mansion," "A Minor Official in the Ming Dynasty." Synopses below, please collect!

This Novel's Synopsis:

1. Jiang Ling transmigrates into a palace maid character in a palace drama novel. In the original book, her character was merely a background extra, with all the concubines being top-tier experts in palace intrigue and formidable individuals.

Jiang Ling herself: A severe social anxiety patient. Speaking in front of others makes her heart race and her breath short. Her mouth moves faster than her brain, and her thoughts are abstract.

She decides to just lie flat and let everything be destroyed!

Who knew that Jiang Ling would manage to escape every danger and rise steadily through the ranks.

Jiang Ling is utterly bewildered.

2. Emperor Yuanming one day heard a voice, "So many beauties! What a waste, like flowers stuck in dung." Dung. Emperor Yuanming: ...Very well, he develops a killing intent.

Later, he found himself addicted to listening, believing it was a power unique to him as emperor.

Until one day, her inner voice suddenly disappeared.

Emperor Yuanming panicked.

Before his death, Emperor Yuanming finally heard Jiang Ling's long-absent inner voice.

Empress Jiang says, "Don't love, don't love, don't love! That crazy sicko! Who would fall in love with the emperor in a palace drama? It's not Hua Fei!"

Empress Jiang happily adds, "No one loves you!!!"

This novel is also known as: "Surviving in the Shura Field of Palace Dramas" & "Hearing the Emperor's Thoughts and Soaring to the Top" & "Their Goal is to Become the Powerful Empress Dowager."

Reading Guide:

The setting is extremely fictional; please do not scrutinize the details.

Unconventional palace drama.

The female lead has social anxiety, prefers to live alone, secretly complains, and has erratic, abstract thoughts.

The emperor's love is unrequited.

A dog-blood, satisfying story.

Upcoming Novel 1: "Guide to Managing a Duke's Mansion," synopsis below:

Meng Xiyi transmigrates into a young lady from a family that runs a funeral supplies shop in the capital. Her family is greedy but exceptionally united.

As she grows up, her parents are reluctant to marry her off and plan to find her a live-in husband.

Unexpectedly, a matchmaker arrives with gongs and drums, proposing marriage on behalf of Zhou Zhaolin, the young master of the Duke Wei's mansion, to wed Meng Xiyi.

A high monk's prophecy states that Zhou Zhaolin's legitimate wife must be born on the fifth day of the fifth lunar month at noon, otherwise, her life will be in danger.

The Duke Wei's mansion and Zhou Zhaolin's reputation are on par; they are known throughout the land.

Zhou Zhaolin: A combination of Duan Zhengchun and Jia Baoyu, the golden phoenix of Duke Wei's mansion, amorous and sentimental, unlearned and unskilled.

Duke Wei's Mansion: A place of extravagant decadence, filled with scoundrels. They specialize in bullying the market, oppressing the locals, and are the historical creators and record holders of the infant boom during mourning periods.

Meng Xiyi is considered to have had the worst luck due to her birth date but has no choice but to marry.

Duke Wei's mansion is in a state of fiery turmoil. Zhou Zhaolin's aunt is a noble consort, and his cousin is the Crown Prince.

The Crown Prince is the old emperor's only son, and Duke Wei's mansion is the future emperor's maternal family.

Meng Xiyi to Zhou Zhaolin: No talk of feelings, no mention of marital relations, we're still good friends.

To Zhou Zhaolin's various beloveds: I'm not here to break you up, nor to join you. I'm just here to make money.

However, Meng Xiyi discovers that Duke Wei's mansion is truly unbearable, practically a prime potential client for a coffin shop.

Even making money by watching the show makes her wary, for fear of her family being purged and her head chopped off.

When the responsibility of managing the household falls upon her, she has no choice but to take on this mess to survive.

Meng Xiyi's address when she takes charge of Duke Wei's mansion: As everyone knows, the Meng family runs a coffin shop. Only the dead receive absolute exemption.

Reform is painful. I can only guarantee that I won't be in pain; I cannot guarantee it for you.

Under Meng Xiyi's management, which consists primarily of bloody purges and secondarily of modern corporate operations, Duke Wei's mansion becomes a rare beacon of prosperity and integrity, earning the title of the Great Yong's Moral Household.

Reading Guide:

Fictional setting, please do not scrutinize the details.

The female lead is not kind-hearted. She is ruthless, has an iron fist, and is skilled in singing, acting, reciting, fighting, throwing tantrums, rolling on the ground, pretending to be a god, and other such arts.

Upcoming Novel 2: "A Minor Official in the Ming Dynasty," synopsis below:

Ning Xun transmigrates into a constable in the Shanyin County yamen during the Ming Dynasty.

Constable's treatment: Barely enough for basic sustenance.

Job description: Simply put, high intensity and high risk, working all year round without rest.

Social status: Low caste. Three generations of ancestors are barred from imperial examinations, and intermarriage with commoners is prohibited.

Actual power: Familiar with both the underworld and the legitimate world, a local bully.

Ning Xun: This is quite peculiar!

Ning Xun sets three small goals for himself.

First, to ensure he doesn't become psychologically twisted.

Second, to try not to engage in the following activities: collecting protection fees, embezzlement, smuggling kickbacks, extortion, harboring criminals, prosecuting the plaintiff while also prosecuting the defendant, and so on.

Third, to escape the low caste status and become a commoner.

These three small goals consume Ning Xun's entire life's energy, ultimately securing peace in the region.

Reading Guide:

Fictional Ming Dynasty, please do not scrutinize the details.

Scenes of daily life, the struggles of ordinary people at the bottom, will not become an official.

There is a female lead, and the plot is the main focus.

Content Tags: Marquis, Palace Intrigue, Transmigration, Satisfying Story, Sarcasm, Mind Reading

Jiang Ling ?? Emperor Yuanming

One Sentence Summary: Socially anxious person mistakenly enters a game of palace intrigue masters.

Concept: Life should be more relaxed.

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Heard the Dao in the Morning, Ate a Chicken Drumstick in the Evening?? Completed

Synopsis: [A cultivation and leveling-up story] [The new generation's Dragon King is none other than me!] The long road of cultivation. Some are trapped by the mortal world and forget to cultivate; some are infatuated with love and delay their path. But Song Yin is different; she has only one goal upon entering the immortal path: to ascend!

Song Yin was born into a dynasty she didn't recognize, facing a patriarchal family and a strong desire to leave. Before she could even grow up to enact her escape plan, her village was robbed by bandits, resulting in the death of her entire family and her sole survival. Song Yin rejoiced: 666. In the morning, the six-year-old Song Yin, whose entire family had been wiped out, packed her bags, ready to go to town to work and support herself. Passing by a famous large village ten villages and eight townships away, she heard that immortals were descending to select disciples. Song Yin turned her footsteps and squeezed herself in. The chosen Song Yin's expression was stunned, but her eyes gradually lit up: So I've got the script for a reincarnation as a Dragon King on the path to cultivation! Initially, Song Yin, a mortal starting anew, just wanted to live well; later, she entered the immortal path, cultivated into an immortal, and ascended! ^v^/

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At seven years old, Shi Heming, despite being chosen by the immortal sect, couldn't hide his grief. His parents were killed by bandits, and he shut himself off. Unexpectedly, the frail Song Yin forcefully entered his vision. Shi Heming, annoyed by the disturbance, yelled at her to leave and poured out all the pain in his heart. After expressing his bitterness, Shi Heming felt regret. He felt he had failed his parents' teachings and took his anger out on an innocent person. Who would have known that she, munching on a chicken drumstick, bathed in the golden sunset, said words that interrupted his sorrow.

Song Yin: "Hah, that's all? My whole family was also killed by bandits last night. Don't be sad, just eat something. Life is long, eat and drink as usual, and don't dwell on things." Shi Heming: ........ Later, Song Yin learned that Shi Heming's original family was loving and his life was perfect, while she, at six years old, was so immersed in the joy of escaping suffering that she forgot that others were different. Song Yin felt awkward: My bad!

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[Small Anecdote] Shi Heming had always been attached to Song Yin since childhood. After growing up and realizing his feelings for Song Yin, his clinginess intensified. To make this blockhead Song Yin open up, Shi Heming acted upright in front of others but employed various methods to seduce Song Yin in private. After a sparring match, Shi Heming stripped off his white robes, changed into flamboyant attire, and pulled open his collar, leaning close to Song Yin.

Shi Heming showed his wound: "Yinyin, the wound on my chest still hurts. It's not your fault for hitting me hard; blame it on my insufficient cultivation. But even though the wound hurts, with Yinyin by my side, I don't feel..." Song Yin, with a righteous expression, stepped forward to examine: "Really? Shall I apply some more topical ointment for you? If that doesn't work, I can smelt pills to heal your heal your injuries." Shi Heming, having failed to tempt her again: ........ Hates you for being a blockhead! Never mind, can't bear to hate you. Song Yin, who had long known his intentions, felt the rise and fall of his chest under her hand, thinking: Hiss, what a beauty, so spicy!

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How Disciple is Raised Completed

Synopsis: The main story has concluded. Please collect my next book "The First Year of My Deceased Wife's Return."~

Qing Xing is the last disciple of the good-for-nothing Jiu Quchen.

She has a secret that only she knows – she has been reborn three times.

On her third rebirth, Qing Xing found a blank scroll. The spirit of the scroll gave her missions: to level up, defeat monsters, and save the world.

She agreed.

Then–

Disciple A: "Did you hear? Jiu Quchen's disciple is purely a formation cultivator!"

Disciple B: "Not only that, she actually fought the sect leader's disciple to a draw!"

Disciple C: "And that senior brother, the great figure in the path of slaughter, actually follows her around like a lackey every day!"

After exchanging information, everyone concluded – it turns out the senior sister wasn't showing off her true abilities before, she was just pretending to be weak!

After the inner sect test, Qing Xing stood out with her myriad of formations, leaping from being a "good-for-nothing disciple" to a popular cultivator on Taihua Mountain.

The junior disciple who attended cultivation classes with Qing Xing heard the rumors and thought: "..."

He glanced at Qing Xing, who was obediently waiting to sign autographs for her fans without even knowing why: "What 'pretending to be weak'! Which of your eyes saw her as deeply calculating!"

Qing Xing herself was unaware of the outside rumors; in fact, she didn't care.

Her previous three lives were peaceful, fostering a stable and indifferent personality within her.

She thought this life would be the same, living through it all with no emotional waves, but every time her master dangled the prospect of finding her a mistress, why did she feel that her master was so… an eyesore?

Capybara-type emotionally stable female lead × Comedic male lead

#Female lead becomes the strongest later, mainly leveling up in the early stages (this doesn't mean she's not strong)

#Romance is sparse at first, then increases later

#The male lead is called good-for-nothing because he's lazy

#The cultivation realms don't need to be too strictly adhered to

Content Tags: Fantasy Space, Love Denoted, Lighthearted, Master-Disciple Relationship

Qing Xing, Jiu Quchen

One-sentence summary: An underdog's rise to marry her handsome and wealthy master.

Concept: Great people can come from anywhere.

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The First Sword Upon Landing, First Stab At The One I Love Completed

The synopsis: 【Main text completed! All extra chapters are bonus chapters!】

Bitao was the most notorious character in the entire Immortal Capital. Her sole focus was the Immortal Emperor's youngest son, naively dreaming of a swan eating the flesh of a dragon. She never touched him, yet she was imprisoned in the immortal jail over three hundred times.

So, upon her release once again, Bitao finally cornered Mingguang Heavenly Immortal and directly asked: "What exactly will it take for you to be with me?"

Mingguang Heavenly Immortal merely wanted to extricate himself and casually replied: "...When you become a Profound Immortal."

There are hundreds of thousands of divine positions in the Immortal Capital, with fewer than a hundred Profound Immortals among them. For her, a mere wild immortal spirit condensed from the Bitao Immortal Tree, aspiring to reach the Profound Immortal rank was a pipe dream.

Bitao pondered for a moment: "...Alright."

Coincidentally, the second-generation immortals had uneven aptitudes and precarious immortal statuses. The Heavenly and Underworld Realms jointly organized an Immortal Selection Competition to select important public officials for both realms, to aid in the smooth operation of the myriad realms.

Bitao registered amidst the mockery of the entire Immortal Capital and headed to the Star Realm to participate in the Immortal Selection Competition. However, because her immortal essence was so pitifully low, when she was led into the first lower-realm competition arena—she lost her memory due to the unbearable transmission shock.

The second-generation immortals, who still retained their memories, watched as she thrived in the lower realm, employing all sorts of tricks. Not only did she take a divergent path and charge ahead, but in order to win, she also impaled Mingguang Heavenly Immortal, who was competing with her for first place, with her sword...

Synopsis written on 2023.4.10, screenshots have been taken.

Reading Guide:

An amnesiac love-brained protagonist goes on a killing spree!!!

The background involves research + fiction + a completely fictional world.

This is an ensemble story, essentially about a group of darlings honing themselves into gods (Heavenly Realm civil service exams). Love, family, and friendship are all present.

Immortal realm ranks from high to low (from "Yunjí Qīqiān`Daoist Three Caves Sects Records` `Tai Zhen Ke`"): High Immortal, Supreme Immortal, Grand Immortal, Profound Immortal, Heavenly Immortal, True Immortal, Divine Immortal, Spirit Immortal, Ultimate Immortal.

Content Tags: Rising to prominence, time travel, satisfying revenge, leveling up, overcoming obstacles, lighthearted.

Bitao, Mingguang, and many others!

One-sentence synopsis: The first sword upon landing, first stab at the one I love.

Concept: A smile meets the Penglai Road, worldly affections are like dust.

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The Supporting Female Character Wants to Avoid Entanglement with the Male Lead [Transmigrated Book] Completed

In Jiang Chen's eyes, Jin Chuwan was merely a foil who grew up by his side. Although they grew up together, his impression of her remained vague. She was cold, gloomy, rarely smiled, and seldom spoke. Every time, she would only confess her feelings to him like a machine. Although he felt she didn't understand emotions at all, he had grown accustomed to accepting such adoration. After all, he would never reciprocate her feelings. A girl who could never be likable, even if she confessed to him her entire life, he wouldn't even spare her a second glance.

But that day, he saw Jin Chuwan holding a bouquet and smiling happily. It was an expression he had never seen before. However, what surprised Jiang Chen even more were the veiled, jealous glances from his friends. "I was wondering why I haven't seen Jin Chuwan lately. Turns out she's been keeping a puppy on the outside behind our backs --"

VB: Chun Chong Bu Jin

Note: This author is a bit of a lout and writes freely. This novel is a large-scale, happy stock-picking novel, a melodramatic novel, and a transmigration novel. Note: This story is purely fictional, please do not apply it to reality. Note: This article adheres to correct values, all plots are for plot needs, please do not imitate inappropriate behavior. Note: 1v1

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Great-Grandma Reborn at Eighteen: Filial Descendants All Kneel Completed

The ancestor, reborn and returned, discovered her family was rotten beyond repair. With a flick of her sleeve, she decisively took action! Talking to me about rules? I, am the rule! Talking to me about seniority? I, am the ancestor of all of you! Grandson is useless? Just beat him up!

Granddaughter has a love obsession? Heh, let's talk about leaving the father and keeping the son! Collateral branches dare to cause trouble? Immediately disown them and kick them out, and also make them spit out everything they've eaten!

The whole family knelt and begged for mercy. Great-grandma calmly said: Now you know to cry? Now you know to beg? Too late! Since this family is already rotten, I don't mind finding a new heir!

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After Transmigrating and Lying Flat [Era] Completed

Copywriting: [Relaxed + Daily Life, Next, "The Daughters of Old Song's Family" will be released, thank you all for your support~]

Tang Mingli transmigrated into a book.

She is an orphan who lost her parents at a young age, lived with her grandparents, and was later entrusted to her uncle.

When she transmigrated, her cousin was willing to go to the countryside rather than marry the man her parents had arranged for her.

Don't think she was crazy; it's because her cousin had been reborn.

In her previous life, her cousin followed her parents' arrangement and got married. However, being a daughter-in-law in a prominent family wasn't easy, and she died of depression after only four years.

Meanwhile, her cousin, although reluctantly sent to the countryside, caught up with the resumption of the college entrance examination two years later, eventually got into university, and started her own wonderful life.

The reborn cousin, unwilling to repeat her past mistakes, even proposed that her cousin take her place in marriage, wanting her cousin to walk the same path she had in her previous life.

Her uncle and his wife couldn't refuse their daughter and didn't want to lose this advantageous marriage opportunity, so they eventually adopted the cousin's suggestion.

Tang Mingli, who had transmigrated into the book, understood what was happening and did not struggle at all.

No one knew better than her how good this marriage was.

As expected, after marrying into the Fu family for two years, and with her careful management, the entire Fu family treated her like a treasure.

Tang Mingli lived the happy, laid-back life she desired.

However, the variables began two years later when her cousin, who failed the college entrance examination, begged to return to the city...

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[Next possible releases]

① "The Nine-Ties: The Daughters of Old Song's Family," please collect.

Everyone knows that the old Song family in the North City family compound has many daughters.

The eldest daughter is fresh and elegant, the second daughter is beautiful and charming, and the third daughter is cute and lovely.

Old Song didn't mind being laughed at for not having a son, because in his eyes, having daughters was much happier than having sons.

However, when his daughters grew up and faced the pack of wolves coveting them from outside, Old Song finally understood what it meant to have his heart gouged out and embarked on a battle of wits and courage with the pigs trying to snatch his cabbage.

A heartwarming family novel, mainly focusing on the Song family's story, with the family compound's story as a supplement.

② "Goose Town Small Eatery [Era]"

Upon waking up, she transmigrated from the 21st century back to the early 1980s.

Knowing that opportunities for prosperity are everywhere in the future of the motherland, and it will be prosperous and flourishing.

Jiang Taohua rolled up her sleeves...

And could only earnestly use her own strengths and get to work.

From setting up a stall to opening a shop, she knew that life could only get better, and it was all thanks to the era.

*A slow-burn novel about small characters managing their businesses, with a daily and heartwarming tone.

*Finding one's own ordinary happiness in ordinary days.

Content tags: Transmigration, Era Novel, Relaxed, Daily Life, Ensemble Cast

Tang Mingli, Fu Ci, Tang Mingmei, Fu family members, Tang family members

Others: Era, Daily Life

One sentence summary: Practicing the assignment for "Lying Flatism."

Concept: Live life with a positive attitude.

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[Wuxia] Game Planner Always Calls Me a Bug Completed

When a Jian San (JX3) player enters the wuxia world.

World One: Encountered a bug with romantic items. “Ah, the mandarin duck handkerchief in my bag is about to expire, I’ll give it to an NPC!” The heir apparent to the King of Pingnan’s favor increased: “Thank you, this is a new outfit I made for you.” Planner: Fixed the bug where players could use favor items on NPCs. Favor items will no longer work on NPCs.

World Two: Encountered a bug with resurrection skills. “Eh, can ‘Beautiful Dance, Divine Might’ revive NPCs?” Qiao Feng: “I’ll pay 500 gold per person. Please help me revive Vice-Sect Leader Ma, my parents, Master Xuanku…” Planner: Fixed the bug where players could use resurrection skills on NPCs. Resurrection skills will no longer work on NPCs.

World Three: Encountered a bug with skill transfer. “You want to improve your power? Come to me for skill transfer! Once a day, become a top expert in a month without pain!” Lei Chun: “Thank you, Master. I can finally practice martial arts too.” Planner: Fixed the bug where players could transfer skills to NPCs. Skill transfer can no longer be used on non-player characters.

Encountered a bug with “…”

Damn planner, you can’t handle losing, can you?

New pre-order [JX3] How are pets not considered summoned beasts?

Treasured ones who like it, please support it.

Jiang Zhenglou was only serving time in the Taiji Palace when she transmigrated.

She transmigrated into herself on a parallel timeline.

At this moment, she was facing the first hurdle in her life: the college entrance examination.

“New account, don’t mess around! I graduated from university years ago.”

“So it’s a game-based college entrance exam, obtaining summoned beasts by completing dungeons?”

“Then it’s nothing.”

“Why is the starting dungeon Daohua Village?”

Looking at the familiar village chief, the veteran JX3 player, a mini-account enthusiast, and a Daohua Village expert, Jiang Zhenglou showed a confident smile.

“Isn’t this a piece of cake?”

Later, other summoners who dueled with Jiang Zhenglou:

You say this elephant that ran into the crowd and used ‘Furious Trample’ is a ghost-type? Jiang Zhenglou: “It came from the void and returned to the void. How is it not a ghost-type?”

You say this little sheep that can cast healing spells is a rock-type? Jiang Zhenglou: “Actually, my summon is the stone under its butt. The little sheep is just its friend.”

The turtle carrying a stone table isn't water-type, the lantern floating in mid-air isn't ghost-type, and the round little pig isn't animal-type.

Other summoners: “Jiang Zhenglou, what other surprises (crossed out, scares) do you have in store for us?”

Tag: Wuxia, Jianghu, Lighthearted, Jian Wang 3 (JX3), Xiu Chu Qi Yu Huan (Show Encountered a Bug), Kun Yu Xuan Jing (Jadeite Black Crystal)

One-sentence synopsis: Receives both the peerless sword and the gold brick.

Concept: Live seriously, and effort will be rewarded.

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Bound to the Virtuous Husband System, My Rival is Pregnant With My Child Completed

Also known as: After Breaking Up, My Rival is Bound to the Virtuous Husband System.

As a game engineer, the female lead, Pei Wu, was questioned by players for never having been in love. So, she took on the script of a female CEO falling in love with her male secretary, lay down in her self-designed game pod, and was bound to the least technical dating system.

Meanwhile, the male lead, Shen Yunan, after being tormented by the original Pei Wu for three years, finally wished to leave her side. However, his soul transmigrated into a robot given to the female lead by someone else, and he was bound to a "Virtuous Husband System." His mission was to make the female lead fall in love with him... Even the method for a brief return to his own body involved intimate contact with the female lead... making her mistakenly think he was a... contraceptive product.

How could the female lead, Pei Wu, have imagined that the target she was trying to conquer was inside a robot, calling her "master" the whole time? Not only did he have to win her over, but he also had to help her win him over.

Just when the male lead realized that the female lead was not the original Pei Wu and fell in love with her, and when the female lead was ready to abandon her game plan and properly be with this robot, the male lead completed his mission and returned to his original body as he wished. However, he couldn't tell her about his past as a soul-transmigrated robot.

After returning to his original body, the male lead found the female lead again, who was also stuck in a bug and couldn't return to the real world, holding a child who looked about three or four years old... He then discovered that the man who used to be incredibly virtuous had turned into a jealous husband...

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Return to the Noble Family, Eight Brothers Exclusively Dote On Me Completed

Xiao Xi is a pitiful little girl who was abandoned. She could only survive by scavenging tr*sh and living in a shack.

One day, a distinguished and aloof CEO, with red eyes, said: “You are my younger sister. Older brother will take you home!”

Xiao Xi returned to the large manor, only to find out: What? She actually has eight older brothers? Happiness came so suddenly!

Her CEO older brother decorated a cozy room for Xiao Xi, filled entirely with high-end custom-made pretty dresses.

Her Professor older brother brought back countless toys and books for Xiao Xi and sent her to the best elite school.

Her top idol older brother in the entertainment circle took Xiao Xi onto her favorite livestream variety shows.

“Older brother, Xiao Xi is amazing at Traditional Chinese Medicine, she’s also a painter, an antique appraiser, and…”

Older Brothers: …

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