Latest Face Slapping Novel

[Complete Pampering, No Abuse + Group Pet + Multiple Identities] Father: "Qianqian, although he's paralyzed, if you marry him, our company won't go bankrupt!" Mother: "And your sister's heart disease can also receive the best treatment." Fiancé: "This way, you can not only help me secure resources from him but also keep your body and mind pure!"

Everyone felt that Jing Qian was truly miserable: her youth was ruined by a paralyzed man. Not only did she have to secretly write songs for her sister, creating a musical prodigy persona for her, but she also had to secure film and television resources for her fiancé. In the end, she was betrayed by both her fiancé and her wicked sister, getting completely cuckolded.

* Oh wow! When Jing Qian opened her eyes after transmigrating, she found herself a pitiful little thing. As a fearsome villainous big shot, reborn, she became a star, a divine doctor, started companies, blended red wine, developed cosmeceuticals... She played with life to the fullest, dazzling the titanium alloy dog eyes of all those who once looked down on her.

But... after getting rid of her "green tea" fiancé, why did a "white lotus" husband appear, constantly feigning illness to get her attention? "I've cured your paralysis, and the 'joy-inducing' marriage was a success. What more do you want? Let go, I want a divorce!" "Wife, I'm still feeling a bit unwell here." Glancing at the man who didn't even try to fake his illness convincingly, hanging onto her like a large ornament wherever she went, Jing Qian exploded: "Zhan Lichuan, do you still care about your image as a cold and aloof male god?"

Protagonist is the Gong (top)! 1v1, Quick Transmigration, Happy Ending, Both Leads Pure, Sweet Romance.

After kicking the bucket, Xie Qi embarked on his quick transmigration journey, traveling to various small worlds to rescue story plots disrupted by external invaders and help the world's male leads reclaim their original protagonist halos.

In order to return to being that slacker young master, Xie Qi could only strive to escape his cannon fodder fate and achieve a complete reversal step by step. While slapping villains and exacting revenge, he also incidentally fell in love with the world's male lead.

However, when everything was over, a concealed truth gradually surfaced.

"Daddy's girl" Zhong Miao and her father suffered a shipwreck and transmigrated into a period novel. Who knew it would be such a coincidence that she transmigrated right into a wedding scene. Who can tell her where this hooligan came from? "If you dare to have ideas about me, I'll give you a basin to the face, and if one isn't enough, I'll give you another." The hooligan was knocked out by the heavy enamel basin... What? Dad also transmigrated! The daddy's girl now has her pillar; whatever my dad says, goes. She and Pei Ze, this "bargain" couple, are the control group in the book. A control group, my ass, she's not in the mood for that. Spreading rumors? Bullying? If two come, hit two; if one comes, hit one. Use fists, not words. The rumors about her and Pei Ze in the village never stopped, and life just went on in a muddled way. She got into the art academy, her husband became more and more skilled at making money, her mother-in-law had ancestral property, and her dad's business was as booming as in his previous life.

The original female lead: "From a distance, she looks like she collects junk; up close, she's from the art academy." Zhong Miao: "Did you get into college? Didn't that last beating hurt enough?" The original female lead: "..." Zhong Miao: "Life's getting better, should we still get a divorce?" Pei Ze: "Cough, wife, there's no need for that."

Pei Ze was a university student. After his elder brother and sister-in-law met with misfortune, he gave up his assigned job and returned to the village to take care of his old mother and adopted nephew. His wife was a village girl who couldn't do any chores, only knew how to eat, eat, eat. She was definitely lazy and gluttonous. Later, he realized that he might never catch up to his wife and faced the risk of being divorced at any time. This heartless little girl only listens to her dad, so pleasing his father-in-law became a mandatory course...

[Refreshing novel, female lead is a super academic genius in the early stages, an infrastructure maniac in the later stages]

In her previous life, Lou Mingyue was a legend in the imperial capital, a "super big shot" at the peak of the pantheon by the age of twenty-two. Ultimately, she was harmed by her trusted confidants and died at twenty-five, becoming an insurmountable peak in countless people's hearts.

Opening her eyes again, she was reborn twenty years later as a slacker in the second year of high school at Linnan No.1 Middle School.

Then—

The "elementary school chickens" (juniors/peers) shivered: "Jiang Fuyue got full marks again, again, and again! The physics teacher came to her for answers again! The math teacher said she'd be in charge of making next month's monthly exam questions!"

Big Shot No. 1: "Only when she returns will there be light in my world."

Big Shot No. 2: "If she wants the stars, I'll pluck them. If she wants the moon, I'll catch it. I'll give my all just for her smile."

Big Shot No. 3: "Sis, please forgive me, okay? I'll give you money, I'll give you the company, I'll even give you my life."

...

Big Shot No. N: "Once your follower, always your follower. Drink this tea, and I'll be yours again, 嘤!"

All the younger generation were dumbfounded: "My grandpa/second uncle/third uncle/aunt/great-grandmother/great-grandpa... have they gone crazy?"

She is the moon in the sky, an unextinguishable light, a guiding lamp, cinnabar blood; she is everyone's faith.

...

Ninth Master Xie has been having quite a headache lately. His young nephew was beaten up shortly after transferring schools, and apparently, the culprit was a girl weighing less than fifty kilograms.

Two days later—

Young nephew: "Uncle, I want to pursue her!"

Ninth Master: "?" Hello? Is your brain sick?

Even later—

Ninth Master: "My brain is sick."

Zombies, cold waves, floods, earthquakes, acid rain, tsunamis, extreme cold, high temperatures, land pollution, seven days of darkness... From the year 2563, humanity endured such apocalyptic crises for a full decade.

During these ten years, plants mutated, animals mutated, food that humans once consumed became poisonous, and land once suitable for cultivation became polluted, endlessly compressing humanity's living space.

It was at this difficult time that a five-story tall supermarket suddenly appeared.

Here, you could buy piping hot Oden, delicious instant noodles, sweet White Rabbit milk candy...

Countless awakened ability users greedily desired to claim the supermarket for themselves.

And then... they were all kicked away by Su Yinhe.

Su Yinhe spread her hands: "I didn't bring an infinite supermarket just to have it stolen; I'm here to make money."

An ability user who bought a box of instant noodles and felt they made a huge profit said: "Miss Su is beautiful and kind; she only charged me ten gold bars for such a large box of instant noodles."

A female ability user, who hadn't eaten candy in ten years, had a piece in her mouth and tears streaming down her face: "Such sweet candy, and it only costs one gold bar. Miss Su is truly a great person!"

An ability user who ate the Oden from the supermarket and didn't want to leave said: "I'm twenty-five this year, 188cm tall, a gold-element ability user..."

Su Yinhe, who only wanted to make money and was holding a pile of gold bars, replied: "Keep it low-key, low-key."

The First Empress of Great Yan transmigrated. As soon as she opened her eyes, she found herself transformed into an 18th-tier female celebrity of the same name, participating in a wilderness survival variety show.

Netizens scoffed: "Is there no threshold for this variety show anymore? Any old rando can participate?" Su Yangyang meekly replied: "I truly lack ability."

However, the camera quickly shifted—revealing her reclaiming wasteland for farming, setting traps, building wooden huts, spearing fish bare-handed, climbing trees to pick fruits, tearing wild boars apart by hand, weaving fishing nets, and identifying medicinal herbs by scent... The show's entertainment value instantly soared! Netizen 1 exclaimed: "This is what you call lacking ability???" Netizen 2 cheered: "Sister Yang is the GOAT!!!"

Yet, on this journey of continuous impressive displays, she was accompanied by a sickly Film Emperor, who would often appear fragile and seek comfort in her arms. Su Yangyang mused: "Men are truly annoying." Until one day, Film Emperor Bo covered the camera, completely abandoning his usual sickly demeanor, and directly pinned her against the wall, kissing her. The next day, the bullet comments propelled Su Yangyang to the trending topics. Su Yangyang tried to explain: "It was a mosquito bite, a misunderstanding." Film Emperor Bo retweeted: "@SuYangyang. I heard my name is 'Mosquito' now?" That night, the entire internet crashed.

This book is also known as: "How I Turned Wilderness Survival into a Romance Variety Show", "What to Do When a Yandere Film Emperor Wants a Hundred Kisses a Day", and "Can a Man Who Acts Too Much Be Poisoned?"

Shi Xirou transmigrated into a book written by her roommate. She either earns 10 billion within five years or dies immediately. While she was diligently studying, her former roommate, equipped with a "Charmer System," gained countless fans in the entertainment industry.

Shi Xirou rolled up her sleeves, "I'm going to open an entertainment company and rectify the entertainment industry!"

While drawing cards to change her fate, the system brought big shots from other dimensions to help. Her younger brother from the apocalypse became a movie emperor at a young age; the twin sisters from a matriarchal country were hailed as gods in the idol world; an alchemist from the cultivation world brought a dragon cub and became a hit on a parenting variety show...

Working from 10 AM to 6 PM, with two days off a week and no adjustments, high salaries, free food and accommodation, and extra meals with delicacies from other worlds – Fire Phoenix's benefits were top-notch in the industry. The acting department's members all excelled in their craft, and self-produced films, TV shows, and variety shows flourished; a top-tier girl group and a visually perfect boy group, along with a fan-chasing app, shocked both domestic and international entertainment circles, with fans happily allowing themselves to be "fleeced."

Opponents want to destroy the bright future of Fire Phoenix artists? First, strike them with eighteen bolts of lightning, then give them a "Dare Card" and make them livestream their crimes to netizens! Someone wants to hype up a "CP" (couple) and gain popularity? A "Viewer Judgment Card" will strip them bare (expose their true nature). "You think you're worthy?"

The big shots wreak havoc in the front, while Shi Xirou laughs triumphantly from behind.

Wait a minute, that Beijing tycoon who's seeking cooperation with his holographic game, aren't you my roommate's "white moonlight" (first love)? What? The person you like is me? I stole your first kiss when we were little? I have to be responsible for you?!

Rong Jian: "I have 80 billion in my card. Let's exchange it for a 'Pursuit Card No. 1' to chase you." Shi Xirou was eager: Why didn't he come to her earlier to buy health products? She could easily swindle him.

Moral: As long as your heart is righteous, 10 billion is not a dream.

Fang Shan is a system. One day, while executing a mission, he drank fake alcohol and bonded with the wrong host.

As the future heir of the Wei family, Wei Sushen was ruthless and a revered big shot. Until one day—[Fang Shan: Although you're just a rookie today, tomorrow you can still soar through the nine heavens!]Wei Sushen: ...[Fang Shan: I guarantee that all those who once looked down on you and persecuted you will pay the price!]Wei Sushen: ...

Later, Wei Sushen, who was already at the peak of his life, was forced to stand at the peak of the world.[Fang Shan: In front of everyone, please shout our slogan, Host!]Wei Sushen: ...Don't, don't bully a young man for being poor.Everyone: Have! Some! Shame!!!

1v1In short, this is a story about a system bonding with the wrong person, and a big shot pretending to be a newbie.Lively and Chuunibyou System (shou) VS Fake Newbie, True Big Shot (gong).

Congratulations, you are born.Location: Private hospital in the capital.Mother: A noble, elegant, career-focused strong woman, a powerhouse.Father: A ruthless, protective, face-loving heir to a super-wealthy family, a multi-generation rich.Description: You will have a fated rival; your fiancé will love her, your friends will pity her, your relatives will help her, and you will be killed by her.Main Quest: Survive until age 20 safely.Side Quest: Win everyone's affection.

Yu Li knew she wasn't a good person. She didn't want everyone's affection; she only wanted to equally destroy everyone.

At a banquet, the champagne tower in the center of the hall was knocked over by Yin Yancan. The girl's eyes were red and she looked utterly pitiful.Yu Li's then-fiancé, Cui Zhengyu, stood in front of Yin Yancan and pleaded with Yu Li on her behalf: "For the sake of our engagement, please give me some face and let it go."Yu Li merely chuckled in confusion: "Strange, where do you get 'face' from me?"She spoke imperiously: "Whoever I choose to be my fiancé becomes the heir to the Cui family. So, the first thing you should do when you see me is not to ask for face, but to get down and bark like a dog. Understood?"Cui Zhengyu was stunned.Behind Yu Li, countless outstanding heirs from wealthy families eyed him covetously.

On a certain website, you often see people ask, if you were given one million, would you be willing to kowtow loudly to your sworn enemy?

Many people answer: I could kowtow until you go bankrupt…

But Zhang Li's answer was no.

…Because her system didn't happen to have this option, and one million was too little.

-

Zhang Li transmigrated into a book, becoming the vicious true daughter in an entertainment industry novel about true and false daughters.

According to the novel's description, the true daughter grew up in a poor family, becoming vicious and selfish. After returning to the wealthy family, she caused trouble everywhere, making her biological parents and everyone around her hate her to the extreme. In the end, she was driven out of the wealthy family and died in poverty.

Only Zhang Li, who received the original body's memories, knew the truth was merely the tragedy of a girl lacking love being bullied by everyone.

Unfortunately, when Zhang Li transmigrated, the plot had already reached its later stages. The original body had been driven out of the wealthy family and was about to face a ban from the entertainment industry.

Even more unfortunately, she, who always valued promises, had also agreed to the original body's dying wish to become the most popular star and make everyone regret it immensely.

While she was racking her brains, a system calling itself 'Humanity's Test' came knocking.

The system custom-tailored many options for Zhang Li based on the original body's extremely love-deprived personality, but it didn't know that this Zhang Li was no longer that Zhang Li.

-

The system, thinking Zhang Li couldn't live without a phone: "...What if I put you in a room with no mobile phones, computers, internet, or any entertainment facilities, provide you with ample food for every meal, and give you five hundred thousand for every day you stay? How many days could you stay?"

Zhang Li, being closely watched by paparazzi, with nowhere to go, and staring blankly at her single-digit card balance: "Are you serious??"

-

After successfully establishing herself in the entertainment industry.

The system automatically triggered: "...You cherish your fans the most. If your Weibo follower count could be exchanged for one hundred times the RMB, but for every one exchanged, you would permanently disappear from that person's follow list, how many would you be willing to exchange?"

Zhang Li, who had countless anti-fans and millions of Weibo followers due to her original body's wealthy family slandering her: "I can tell you clearly, one million is definitely not the upper limit of my Weibo followers..."

She deserves more anti-fans!

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During a variety show, she encountered the former fiancé whom the original body was madly in love with, but who was now engaged to the false daughter, the female lead.

The system asked: "I'll give you five hundred million, or the love of this man, which would you choose?"

Zhang Li looked at the 'former fiancé' who was talking to himself and sternly warning her off-camera, 'Don't try to use despicable means to get close to me and the false daughter, the female lead,' then she turned and feigned sincerity: "System, it's not that I don't want to choose love, it's just that you're offering too much~"

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There was also the 'good childhood friend' who seemed as close as brothers with the original body but secretly fawned over the false daughter, the female lead… the biological brother who silently devoted himself to the false daughter, the female lead, and treated the original body like dirt… and the biological parents whose biases skewed to the heavens…

In the system's options, their value was equal to that of a thousand pieces of gold.

Zhang Li said: "Sell them all! Sell them all!"

Finally, without anyone realizing it, Zhang Li, who was supposed to be disgraced, suddenly became the richest person one day, shocking the entire entertainment industry.

She then turned around and destroyed the original body's family and her former fiancé's company, successfully making everyone regret it immensely…

System: What about the lack of love you were supposed to have? Something feels off…