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After her past life's memories awakened, the first day Su Yao was discharged from the hospital and returned to the Su family, she had to open a coffin for an autopsy to find the real murderer of her wrongfully deceased grandmother, putting righteousness above family ties.

The next day, after her grandmother's body was cremated, Su Yao announced to the Su family that she wanted to relocate the ancestral graves, not wishing for the Su family to die out.

The day after, Su Yao emptied all the ancestral tablets and converted the memorial hall into a cultivation room... One rebellious act after another, Su Yao led her entire family to cultivate and become immortals... She secured the benefit of an extra five hundred years of life for her family; wouldn't she be considered a hero?

Su Yao originally wanted to hide her achievements and live a low-key life in this world, but then her good "big son" jumped out to recognize her as his mother, and a demonic handsome man came to recognize her as his wife, only then did she realize that in her previous life, there was also a father-son duo from the demon realm running a "pig-butchering scam" (a type of romance scam)...

The Demon Lord wasn't thinking about destroying the Three Realms, but rather wanted to drag her into eternal love... The household protector spirit wasn't doing its proper job, instead washing hands to make soup, constantly urging Su Yao to come home for meals on time...

The world is so crazy, but she doesn't want to be crazy. Can't she just be a normal, ordinary, hardworking person??

Synopsis: [Paragraph comments are open; collect to comment.]

[It's not written very well; I completely understand that my long-form writing ability is quite poor... qaq]

[Reading the "Fourth Calamity" arc alone does not affect understanding, as it has almost no relation to the first save file.]

The simulated universe created by four geniuses revealed new business opportunities to the Interastral Peace Corporation.

The joint effort of Professor Veritas Ratio of the Genius Society and Screwllum to create a differential universe made the realization of these business opportunities possible.

"Although their collaborative submission showed us that some malicious events in the differential universe might also occur in reality, preparing countermeasures is a matter for other departments! I only know that this is an unparalleled technology; it will turn the entire universe into a personal playground!"

—A member of the Technology Research and Development Department said with fervent enthusiasm.

Thus, spearheaded by the company's Technology Research and Development Department, and jointly crafted with the Interastral Internet and Interastral Peace Entertainment, the cosmic-level cultural brand "Simulation: Multidimensional Lives" was born with great fanfare.

You, an ordinary member of the Luofu Xianzhou, opened this game on an unremarkable day.

After turning off online mode, the universe truly became your personal playground.

Simulate life, activate!

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《First Save File: The Lighthearted Comedy Daily Life After Reincarnating as the Bat-Family's Eldest Sister》 (Completed)

The year I turned 8, my mom dumped me on my dad.

After ten seconds of silent staring, he cautiously offered me a slice of blueberry mousse.

I never imagined that after eating this blueberry mousse, I would end up helping him raise five Robins, one Batgirl, one Spoiler, and one Black Bat.

Seriously, if I had known earlier...

"Jason, put down that crowbar, don't even think about hitting Dick with it."

"Steph, don't steal Cass's milk tea. Wait, don't you two like the same flavors?"

"Tim, get back here! You're banned from the coffee machine for three days... And don't throw vegetables at Damian, he won't eat them!"

"And you, Bruce, you haven't touched your bitter gourd juice, why are you walking away? Damian, don't try to destroy that bitter gourd juice, I saw that!"

Only Barbara is the least troublesome...

"You just snatched my chicken drumstick, didn't you, Barbara?"

"Did I? My apologies, I didn't notice."

This family would be done for without me.

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《Second Save File: Player Has Arrived in Her Loyal Neon》 (Ongoing)

The player lands in Tokyo.

Along with her, wondrous items, blessings, equations, and events are scattered everywhere.

"Why are most of them in Neon? Didn't shuffle the deck, huh?"

[A scroll imbued with the scent of strange ink, upon which slumbering yokai await an artist to dot their eyes, name them, and awaken them. The entities of "Illusion Creation" will manifest in reality, enacting the most terrifying revenge upon traitors. —Wondrous Item: The Present Tense of a Story]

[A candy store in the shopping district, run by a half-human, half-snake owner, frequented by various yokai. Humans who enter can challenge the owner to the 99th No-Blink Contest! The winner will receive the boss's special candy as a reward. —Event: Shopping District Showdown]

[Only by living can one experience joy. The healed will always laugh uncontrollably at any time, in any place. You see his newly grown skin laughing, his prosthetic limbs laughing, his replaced heart laughing, even his clipped strands of hair are laughing! You travel across thousands of stars, bringing equal joy to life. —Equation: Bizarre Medical Tales]

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1. Immersive game experience, but with a maxed-out Xianzhou character panel, following a family/friendship light comedy in the Bat-family (First Save File).

2. Pure player perspective, with "Di Hua" (player overthinking NPC actions), "Chuang Fei NPC" (player antics messing with NPCs), bug exploitation, save-load exploits, and players daily seeking death (Second Save File).

3. Absolutely no reverse transmigration.

4. Not having played the games does not affect reading the novel.

One-sentence summary: Simulate life, activate!

Intent: Everyone deserves to be treated seriously.

Duan Ke was a succubus born at an unfortunate time, having experienced all the hardships of his era. Just as his top-tier charm magic awakened, an autocratic and tyrannical Inquisitor took office at the Monster Management Bureau, ordering all monsters not to use magic on humans indiscriminately, with violators to be killed without mercy. Other monsters might just be annoyed if they couldn't use magic, but Duan Ke would starve to death if he couldn't use his charm magic.

After passing out from hunger yet again and being sent to the hospital, Duan Ke woke up in a hospital bed, vaguely smelling an incredibly rich, sweet aroma. "Such delicious, fragrant food! How can a human possess such strong 'X' power... His bodily fluids must be incredibly tasty..." This was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity; Duan Ke bravely reached out, grabbed the corner of the person's clothes, and with trembling eyes, stammered, "You... can you be my feeder? Just feed me once a week!"

Qin Huai, the most formidable and coldest Inquisitor in nearly a century, killed demons without batting an eye. The Bureau recently detected the awakening of the demon realm's strongest succubus. If he were allowed to use his charm magic on humans, the consequences would be unimaginable and extremely dangerous. Qin Huai looked at the photo in the file and said indifferently, "I'll handle him." Qin Huai agreed to become Duan Ke's feeder, solely to lie in wait beside him. Once the greedy succubus exposed his malice, he would be decisively executed.

Duan Ke was truly satisfied with this

Mr. P is a good employee. Ms. M is a bad boss.

So, for ten years, she has said to him day after day: "Little P, nail polish, do my nails for me." "Little P, high heels, help me match them." "Little P, salary card, buy me a bag."

Later, she simplified it to: "Little P, hands." "Little P, shoes." "Little P, bag."

Mr. P felt she was training a dog. But he had no proof, so he could only obey. Moreover...

"Ms. M, please get off my lap." "Hehehe, no, not unless you give me a kiss." "Allow me to refuse." "Ah, then, Little P, do you prefer a French kiss or formaldehyde?"

...Moreover, he had never seen such a lunatic train a dog.

"No, Ms. M." The good employee gently told his bad boss, his tone as soft and harmless as it had been hundreds of times before: "I would rather soak in formaldehyde than touch your lips."

Note:

1. The female lead's brain is a bit problematic; please do not project this onto reality.2. The male lead isn't exactly normal either, but overall he's a good person (probably).3. This is a strange love story between two lunatics, leaning towards a lighthearted daily style. Aside from the protagonists' mental state, it's an absolute sweet treat; feel free to enjoy it.4. It's a pseudo-horror style that is absolutely not scary! Cowards can watch without worry!

In her previous life, Qi Ling, as the ancestral master of the Xuanmen sect, died to save the world. Upon opening her eyes, she found herself transmigrated!

The original host, to save her father, had accumulated a mountain of debt. Upon transmigrating, Qi Ling was penniless, couldn't afford food, and had no place to live, so she had to return to her old profession: live-streamed fortune-telling!

On her very first day of live-streaming, she encountered a wealthy man who intended to dig out his adopted daughter's heart to save his biological daughter. With a flick of her wrist, she sent him straight to prison.

Viewer: "My daughter was infertile but recently got pregnant. However, she loves to eat raw meat. Is this normal?"Qi Ling: "Of course it's not normal. There's something wrong with the child."

Viewer: "Every night I dream of a beautiful girl in Republican-era clothing. Have I encountered a 'yin peach blossom' (ghostly romance)?"Qi Ling: "Pfft! That's your great-grandma. She's getting remarried and is calling for you to burn dowry items for her!"

Others: "I have to admit, the streamer's stories sound quite convincing."Finally: "Holy cow, holy cow, it's actually true! The police showed up at the door."

Tao Yan went to Shanhai Entertainment Company, rumored to have a fierce Fire Qilin guarding it, in order to help his brother win back his "ex-fiancée".

On the first day, facing a building permeated with the powerful spiritual energy of the Fire Qilin, Tao Yan, as a growing cub, only dared to secretly remove the batteries from the company's front desk lucky cat.

He timidly thought: "First, I'll sabotage his fortune."

Later, he successfully infiltrated the company and became a food streamer, helping Ao Bing sell seafood, Sun Wukong sell fruit, and competing with fierce beasts in eating whole roasted lambs in his live stream.

The little Taotie was well-behaved and adorable, with soft white curly hair that warmed hearts, and his eating always effortlessly stimulated appetites.

The old monster, who had been watching the live stream, found his post-injury loss of appetite cured at that very moment.

Through the live stream, he gradually developed an interest in the little monster.

At the company's request, Tao Yan and the old monster Qi Lin temporarily formed a family to participate in a parent-child adventure variety show.

Sun Wukong, with many years of adventure and challenge experience, served as off-site assistance.

Guest 1: The Ox Demon King's family. Guest 2: The Weaver Girl's family. Guest 3: Ao Bing and Nezha's temporarily formed "Brotherly Harmony" duo.

The production team required them to complete daily exploration tasks. On the second day, "Nezha Conquers the Sea" was staged, and on the third day, it was the Silver Horn King's "Call of Love,"...

During the variety show, the little Taotie gradually developed feelings for Qi Lin, who was always caring for him. One rainy night, upon seeing two intertwined snakes, he suggested he wanted to see Qi Lin's tail.

Qi Lin immediately released his tail, wrapped it around Tao Yan's calf, and whispered in his ear, "If I'm your boyfriend, only you can touch it."

Shen Yijin failed her tribulation and accidentally possessed the body of a love-struck fake young miss who had just been rejected from her engagement. Only by fulfilling the fake young miss's wish could she return to the Mystic Spirit Realm.

After cultivating for five hundred years, she suddenly became a mortal again. Shen Yijin had no choice but to rely on live-streamed fortune-telling to make a living.

"Streamer, I haven't been able to contact my husband for ten days. Please help me find him!" Shen Yijin frowned: "You're still single, are you sure you want me to calculate this?"

"Streamer, I think I've met a 'snail girl' (mythical lover). Can you help me calculate when we'll get married?" Shen Yijin's face showed disapproval: "The 'snail girl' you mentioned is actually a man. I suggest you move immediately."

...

After Shen Yijin became a viral sensation across the entire network, the Shen and Nan families, who had abandoned her, regretted their actions and tried various ways to curry favor, hoping she would change her mind. Before Shen Yijin could speak, a man gently wrapped his arm around her waist and spoke coldly: "Don't come near her."

In her previous life, Tang Yu was originally an ordinary person who unexpectedly transmigrated to the cultivation world for two hundred years. However, she died while searching for treasure in a secret realm, and returned to modern times with a wealth of metaphysical abilities.

As a result, she failed her tribulation again and was struck into dust by heavenly lightning.

Reborn once more, Tang Yu began live-streaming fortune-telling to support herself, earning money and accumulating merit.

"Master, my boyfriend has been missing for half a month."

Tang Yu: "He isn't missing; you've forgotten him."

"Master, my boyfriend is being entangled by something unclean."

"That's malevolent energy, specifically designed to drain a person's vital essence."

"Master, my son often locks himself in his room to secretly put on makeup."

Tang Yu: "Because your son has been possessed by a female mountain imp."

"Master, when I sleep at night, I feel someone blowing air into my ear."

Tang Yu: "Try moving a corner of your mattress..." (For more details, welcome to read the main text.)

Jiang Muyao failed her tribulation and transmigrated into the body of an abandoned wife from a wealthy family. The moment she opened her eyes, she was confronted with divorce papers. The original host, a love-struck fool, wildly warned her with deep resentment: "If you can't save Pei Linyuan, you and I will both be annihilated!"

Her mother-in-law was cursed by her best friend and became paralyzed? Her father-in-law raised someone else's child and signed a sinister contract? The second son "worked overtime" with a seductive ghost every night? Jiang Muyao crunched on melon seeds while performing her divinations.

The live stream's atmosphere suddenly shifted—

Netizen: "My boyfriend sends me strawberry cakes every day, it's so sweet! He loves me so much!"

Jiang Muyao: "Double the love? Double the poison! Replicating the 'white moonlight's' death script – isn't that enough love?!"

"Streamer, why has my boyfriend been avoiding me lately?"

Jiang Muyao: "Should you call him your lover-brother or your biological brother?"

Netizen: "I feel like my dad might have someone else outside."

She raised an eyebrow: "Not outside, but inside the house. Calling 'Xiao Zhang' during the day and 'darling' at night, emphasizing frugality by even saving on hotel room fees."

While the entire internet knelt, begging for fortune-telling, President Pei, who had previously thrust divorce papers at her, now cornered her in front of a Bagua array: "Madame, you've changed the fate of the entire family; why not change my destined romance as well?"

After graduating from university, Lu Cijiu passed the civil service exam and became the head of an orphanage. The orphanage was old, dilapidated, run-down, and poor, housing four snot-nosed little children crying for care. After settling in, Lu Cijiu often marvelled at how cute, smart, and well-behaved the children were. How could parents abandon their children? Until one day, a child got sick and sneezed, and suddenly two little horns popped out on their head. Lu Cijiu: ???

Gong Xichao arrived at the entrance of an orphanage, searching for his nephew. The door opened, and a human came out. "Were you abandoned too? Don't be afraid, from now on I'll be your dad, my good little cub." Gong Xichao's gaze was dangerous: Dad? Later, to get this human's kisses, hugs, and piggybacks, Gong Xichao shamelessly used his "cub form" to perfectly blend in with the real young cubs. "I'm just a 4,800-year-old cub, that's all." Lu Cijiu: "Call me 'Dad' first, let me hear it."