Latest Urban Fantasy Novel

Synopsis: [Main text concluded] Also recommending completed novels "Death Spiral" and "Someone in My Heart".

[This novel is set in a fictional world, fictional, fictional! Please do not associate with reality, begging you QAQ]

Lin Jianyuan, 27 years old, an office worker. Ever since he fainted from overwork and late-night shifts and was sent to the hospital, he started seeing many strange things every day.

For example, vines crawling out from his colleague's pupils.

For example, frogs spewing from his boss's ruptured trachea during meetings.

For example, after a 2-hour commute, he finally got home, dragged his weary body through the door, only to find a set of pinkish-flesh independent digestive organs smiling at him, opening and closing its mouth, saying:

"You're back."

"Do you want to shower first, eat, or... me?"

Lin Jianyuan: "Isn't this plumbing raw? How can I eat this?"

Lin Jianyuan suspected his brain was fried. He went to the hospital, and the doctor said he might be having hallucinations due to overwork and too many late nights.

Doctor: "Don't put psychological pressure on yourself, just relax."

Lin Jianyuan breathed a sigh of relief: "So I'm mentally ill!"

After being diagnosed with a mental illness, Lin Jianyuan became much more energetic.

His colleague complained that their eyes were getting blurry looking at the computer and they felt like they were going blind. Lin Jianyuan, with a flick of his wrist, pulled out the squealing vines. The colleague's eyes, which previously occupied half their face, sparkled again, and they could passionately work on the computer with 31 fingers.

After work, his boss still had meetings, and the small mouth on his throat continuously spewed frogs. Lin Jianyuan simply scooped them up with a net, taking the frogs home for an extra meal, treating them as overtime pay in kind. The digestive system loved eating them, and at night, it would rub against him with its windpipe, wet and cold like some kind of reptile pet. Cute.

...Yes, even that unfamiliar digestive system at home, he found it cuter the more he looked at it. One day, he even started thinking, "Hmm, it at least has a mouth. Should I kiss it?"

Lin Jianyuan gradually came to terms with his "mental illness," and his life got better and better.

Until one day, the Special Anomaly Bureau came knocking, asking him in shock:

"You ripped apart the A-rank anomaly [Eye Vine]?"

"You contained the S-rank anomaly [Frog Rain]???"

Lin Jianyuan: "Anomalies? What anomalies? If you're saying my colleagues and boss are anomalies, then what's my digestive system wife?"

Lin Jianyuan pulled out his shy digestive system wife, who was hiding behind him.

Bureau: "..."

"Ultra S-rank alert! Requesting high-level combatant support! Severe contamination warning for the area! Evacuate civilians! Evacuate civilians! Evacuate civilians!!!"

Lin Jianyuan: "?"

"So I'm not mentally ill after all."

But Lin Jianyuan thought about it, and a wife is still a wife, especially after they'd kissed. He shielded his wife behind him, saying: "Baby, don't be afraid. I'll protect you."

A giant, fleshy-red shadow, currently revealing its true form: "...Mmm." (Shyly)

And so, the Bureau watched helplessly as the off-the-charts contamination readings instantly vanished.

Bureau: "?"

"No, 'wife'???"

"You call that ultra S-rank anomaly [Evil Domain], 'wife'?"

1. The wife is the seme.

2. This novel is also known as "My Digestive System [Heart]".

On the day before his cat cafe opened, Shen Cheng found a cat-eared girl who had fainted from hunger at his shop's entrance. From then on, his world underwent earth-shattering changes.

A soft and cute cat-eared girl, a clingy dog-eared loli, a scheming owl lady... a group of demi-humans, known as "Phantasy A-humans" (幻亚), who only exist in fantasy, burst into his daily life.

There are also Adaptors, Ability Users, Awakened ones, Special Investigators, the Biogenetics Institute, the Dawn Research Institute, the Sakura Council Society...

Moreover, during this period, Shen Cheng discovered that he possessed the ability to merge with the genes of all "Phantasy A-humans".

In Shen Cheng's eyes, the true face of the world is gradually being unveiled.

As a guide in the Underworld, You Yunyi's job is to listen to the grievances of souls every day and help them resolve their obsessions. Recently, the Underworld introduced modern office practices, setting up a live-streaming room in You Yunyi's office, making it visible to all souls in the Underworld and those on the verge of death in the mortal realm. You Yunyi thought, "It's even harder to slack off at work now.jpg" Although he could "eat melon" (gossip), after thousands of years of gossiping, mortal affairs were long since nothing new... yet the audience in the live-stream room seemed to really enjoy watching.

Ghost One: "It wasn't easy to save up some money at home, so when I got sick, I didn't get treatment. I had to save the money for my husband and children's future lives. I've been queuing in the Underworld for three years, and I don't know how my husband and children are doing. Sir, please help me check, and ideally, send them a dream telling them not to miss me and to live good lives." You Yunyi comforted her, "Don't worry, you died at the beginning of the month, and your ex-husband remarried at the end of the month. He had a new child before the New Year. Your children are also doing well; they're working like oxen and horses instead of going to school, so they won't starve to death, and they don't have time to miss you." In a hospital ward in the mortal realm, a woman about to give up treatment exclaimed, "...I'll get treatment! I'll get treatment even if it bankrupts me!"

Ghost Two: "My boyfriend actually dared to cheat! I jumped straight from his balcony, he must be regretting it bitterly!" You Yunyi nodded, "He regrets letting you into his home, causing his family's property value and that of the entire community to fall. That's why he made a huge scene at your funeral, making your dad suffer a cerebral hemorrhage from anger and your mom cry her eyes blind. He even regretted not making a bigger fuss, so he continues to spread rumors online that you were the one who cheated." On a rooftop in the mortal realm, a heartbroken person about to step off retreated, "...I immediately pulled my leg back and gave that scumbag a big kick."

Ghost Three: "I died so unjustly! I saw a fresh fish next to the trash heap and thought it was a waste, so I picked it up and cooked it. Who knew that thing was a pufferfish! Was I wrong for being thrifty?" You Yunyi chimed in, "No, you weren't wrong. To retrieve that fish, you even deliberately climbed over someone's yard wall. You weren't just thrifty; you were practically living a life of hardship." In the mortal realm, a hand reaching out to secretly grab some meat from a neighbor's house, rumored to be soaked in rat poison to kill mice, silently withdrew.

You Yunyi was frail in life, and after death, his soul was too weak to be reborn, so he could only work as a guide to accumulate merit. However, merit was hard to earn, and You Yunyi, after a thousand years on the job, had long given up. Yet, one day after a live stream, he was suddenly notified that he had accumulated enough merit! You Yunyi was pleasantly surprised, "Can I finally get off work and be reborn?" The King of Hell kindly said, "No, you've been promoted to a permanent employee of the Underworld." You Yunyi, an outsourced worker for a thousand years, was speechless. The Underworld has limited positions, and becoming a permanent employee meant being able to consume incense offerings to strengthen one's physique, which was much harder than getting a chance at rebirth. The King of Hell encouraged You Yunyi to continue working hard and shine in his role!

After becoming a permanent employee, You Yunyi could hear sounds from the mortal realm, and only then did he realize that many dying people who had watched his live streams had burned a lot of incense for him. [Hello, Lord Death of the live-stream room, thank you for stopping me before I jumped off the bridge...] [Please, Lord Death, show your divine power, is my dog who passed away years ago down there? Can I connect with him on a live call?] [Lord Death, when will you live stream checking the Book of Life and Death? Please, please!] His colleagues in the Underworld all expressed their support for You Yunyi's live stream room: "With the 'Lord Death' live stream room, our workload has significantly decreased!" You Yunyi was speechless.

In his previous life, because of his love for gossip, Lu Xingzhou became an entertainment reporter. He ended up getting hit by a car and dying while saving someone during a stakeout. One day, he reopened his life. When he recovered his memories at sixteen, he realized he had transmigrated into a "CEO universe" novel… The moment he opened his eyes, he found he could understand and talk to plants and animals. Lu Xingzhou was delighted—wasn't this a "melon field" (gossip paradise)? He, Lu Chacha, would eat, eat, eat! Although the gossip was delicious, there was no one to share it with. His elder brothers (Big Brother, Second Brother, Third Brother, Fourth Brother, Fifth Brother) were still just stepping stones for other people's "melon fields." Lu Chacha looked at his brothers with a complicated expression. Who knew that suddenly, his brothers would rise up and press all the CEO protagonists into the dirt!!!

The Lu family discovered that on their youngest brother's sixteenth birthday, they could suddenly hear his inner thoughts! Listening to their little brother babble about gossip and complain, secretly glancing at them with his little eyes…

Big Brother: "I heard I'm a demon-possessed villain in a CEO novel? Trampled underfoot by those two? How unlucky!!"

Second Brother: "Huh? I'm a white moonlight cannon fodder? After the CEO gong found a small substitute and then fell for the substitute, he started ruining my career? Get lost! I'm even worse off than Big Brother!"

Third Brother: "Huh? I'm cannon fodder in a soldier king novel? A former soldier king? Had my leg tampered with during training, got crippled, and was forced to retire home to make way for that guy? Hehehe… Third Brother is blackening…"

Fourth Brother: "I became the deeply devoted male second lead in a campus novel? And after making various concessions for the female lead, giving her all sorts of honors, she still fell in love with the campus bully rich second generation? Bah!"

Fifth Brother: "Because his own brothers had no good outcomes, he got his leg broken while seeking revenge???"

After hearing all this, the brothers looked silently at their inconspicuous younger brother… They had originally thought he was Old Man Lu's illegitimate child, occupying the place of their lost biological brother… But wait! He *was* their biological brother???

As a transmigrator, Cheng Yishu was bound to a matchmaker system—as the name suggests, a match-making system. Before Cheng Yishu could even accept it and prepare to lie down and wait for death, he discovered that his system was different from others. It was rebellious; not only did it dislike matchmaking, but it also loved to break up couples, and the rewards for breaking up couples were exceptionally generous… Speaking of which, Cheng Yishu wasn't sleepy anymore. Wasn't it just breaking up couples? He could do it. They weren't good matches anyway. It really wasn't the rewards that tempted him!!!

Recently, the Emperor of Xia Kingdom was very troubled. As a valiant and capable emperor, he always inexplicably heard all sorts of strange things. He wasn't scared, but it was very annoying. So, at the suggestion of his personal eunuch, he decided to establish the position of National Preceptor. Just as he was preparing to meet the new National Preceptor, he suddenly heard a voice from somewhere else…

"He's the Emperor? *Hiss*, his red strings are quite messy. How about we first remove the red strings between his personal eunuch and this new National Preceptor?"Emperor of Xia Kingdom: "????""Hahahahaha, this little eunuch really went all out for love. He secretly tickles the Emperor's feet every day when he's asleep, then pretends to be asleep when the Emperor wakes up, and even tricked the Emperor into establishing the National Preceptor position for his lover!"The Emperor of Xia Kingdom narrowed his eyes and accurately found the person among the crowd who looked quiet, full of immortal aura, and hadn't spoken a word. Excellent, he would be the National Preceptor!

Cheng Yishu, inexplicably, went from an eliminated candidate to the National Preceptor. Before he could even be happy about how intimidating the National Preceptor title was and that he could start his missions, he found, "Hey? My mission is complete?? And I got a lot of matchmaker points???"

"Oh, this man? He's impotent, and he's also mentally ill; he likes to play S.M."Miss Chen: "???? Wait, I'm going to break off the engagement right now!""Hahahahaha, this person is so funny. He's so narcissistic that he thinks no one in this world is worthy of him, so he carries a mirror with him every day. No need to break them up, he won't get married!"Young Master Wang: "???? Then what am I?"

Cheng Yishu always thought his mind was clear and unhindered, until after he transmigrated… As a new Daoist disciple and the current National Preceptor, he understood one thing: 'May my fellow Daoist die, but not this poor Daoist.' If you provoke me today, I will deal with you, otherwise, this poor Daoist's Dao heart will be unstable! Besides, I've already transmigrated, can't you just indulge me a little?Xia Zhang: "The Empress is right!"

Synopsis: An unlucky female university student who can understand cat language VS a cold, aloof painter who is suspected to be a cat.

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On the eve of graduation, the counselor was busy urging students to find jobs. When she saw Chang Xile, an English major, submit "Supernatural Communicator" as a job application, immediately followed by "Cat Language Version," the counselor thought: "?"

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Chang Xile was a staunch materialist. One day, however, she suddenly discovered that she could understand cats.

"It's her!"

"She's our boss's wife!"

Chang Xile opened the art studio door, clearly hearing someone call her name, but there was no one inside. Only a fluffy cat's tail flicked lightly on the windowsill before it disappeared. Her boyfriend, An Ping, also seemed a bit strange.

That day, Chang Xile found a blue-eyed, long-haired cat napping by the roadside at school and clipped a pink bow onto its head. Later, she saw a matching bow pinned in her boyfriend's hair in the art studio. Something was wrong, extremely wrong.

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An Ping was a painter, but he always seemed detached from the mortal world, not understanding the rules of human interaction. Chang Xile told him:

"An Ping, remember, when you ask someone to do something, you should ask 'Is it okay?' to get permission; that's polite."

"Also, if you do something wrong to someone, you must apologize, understand?!"

A year later, when Chang Xile had already closed her eyes, the white-haired, blue-eyed young man leaning close to her suddenly asked politely:

"Is it okay?"

[Is it okay if I kiss you?]

Chang Xile sighed heavily in her heart, wondering why she hadn't taught this cat about the subtlety of Chinese people and "everything is understood without words" back then. She opened her eyes, her tone provocative: "What if I say no?"

An Ping examined her intently, like observing prey in his palm. Then, as if announcing a hunting signal, he lightly apologized: "Then I'm truly sorry." The next second, he kissed her.

Bai Ningning, a timid girl with a ghost-attracting physique, unexpectedly entered the Metaphysics University. Due to her cowardice and inability to catch ghosts, she became the academic bottom-feeder, mocked as a useless beauty and a "vase" who got in through the back door. From the moment she could see bullet comments, everything began to change.

Bullet Comments: [Aotian is about to crush the Evil-Warding Pearl. Did Ningning predict it in advance?]Ningning: ? Thanks, now I know.When she rushed to the scene and kicked open the door, a chilling wind brushed her face—Bullet Comments: [Who would have thought that a thousand-year-old fierce ghost was sealed inside the Evil-Warding Pearl? But it's okay, Ningning can handle it!]Ningning: ...??? She cannot! She's afraid of ghosts!She swung her blade according to the bullet comments' guidance, and the yin energy disappeared.Bullet Comments: [The fierce ghost was killed by Ningning with one strike? Is Ningning really that strong! That was a thousand-year-old Ghost Ancestor!]Long Aotian suddenly realized: "You even exposed your true strength to help me exorcise a ghost. Your great kindness is something I will never forget!"The fierce ghost doubted its ghostly existence: This seemingly frail young girl could actually suppress him with the power of 'word spirit.' This person is unfathomable.Bai Ningning: "?"What are you talking about? I'm just an ordinary little noob.jpgFrom then on, she understood: bullet comments love to talk nonsense, so she could only believe half of it.

Bullet Comments: [Three big shot brothers are here! They'll spoil Ningning to the heavens =w=]Only half can be believed, so that's 1.5 brothers.Bai Ningning's gaze towards her brothers became subtle: "Why is there half...?"The Metaphysical world's second brother, in a wheelchair, was overjoyed: "As expected, you are exceptionally gifted to be able to see through my half-human, half-ghost constitution."Bai Ningning: ???Bullet Comments: [???]

Later, Bai Ningning solved a fierce ghost problem that even many top figures in the metaphysics world found baffling. With that one battle, she achieved godhood, and it became widely known in the metaphysics world: there was no ghost she couldn't catch, and no divination she couldn't perform.Countless wealthy individuals lined up at her door, spending lavish sums just for a single divination.Bai Ningning: "...I really can't tell fortunes, and I'm still afraid of ghosts."Wealthy individual: It must be that I haven't offered enough. Would you consider it if I offered ten times more?Bullet Comments: [She's being humble again. I don't believe she can't figure it out.] [Being afraid of ghosts is just Ning's camouflage.]Bai Ningning: "..."Although I rely on bullet comments for divination every day and "extort" ghosts to catch them, I am a three-good youth who firmly believes in materialism.#As long as I can't see them, there are no ghosts in this world#

-The female protagonist starts off timid and a bit mischievous, a truly scared little noob who gradually grows stronger.CP: The fierce ghost. The protagonist has 'word spirit' suppression over him. Their relationship goes from enemies to lovers.

Before binding the system: A law-abiding good citizen.

After binding the system: Regularly visits the police station for statements.

Jiang Zhiyuan: "I am a law-abiding good citizen!"

Fans: "She's an outlaw psychopath!"

Old netizens: "There's a wanted criminal here!"

Netizens after being "poisoned" by her: "What a walking fifty million yuan bounty!"

Digging holes and planting trees is too ordinary; let's add some white bones for excitement. Is that not enough? Don't panic, just send the murderer straight in!

Visiting a cemetery is too terrifying? Don't worry! Transform into a red fierce ghost, or a cat demon, and send all the bad guys packing!

Encountering a thug during a hotel part-time job? A piece of cake; kick him out and incidentally expose a vice den.

While relaxing at a bar, encounter a mysterious contact, and a gun! Seriously, thank you, you should also go in for some re-education!

Fan A: "Because I want to ask her to send my rival in."

Fan B: "Because she sent me to the station, and I just got out, I want to see when she sends herself in."

Fan C: "Because I want to see if she can send me in."

Jiang Zhiyuan, the "legal outlaw," a person so ruthless she doesn't even spare her own fans.

"This really was another accident! I am a law-abiding, five-good citizen!"

Certain people: "The person I like in this life is an absolute tomboy/straight woman! It's truly exasperating."

I said: "I love you."

She replied: "You're after my money!" (I only have this meager amount, don't even think about it, I'm not giving it to you!)

I said: "1314 (One life, one world / forever)."

She replied: "Political ideology."

Wu Daosheng cultivated for twenty years, his Daoist magic profound. His master, Daoist Changmei, divined his future and learned that he would face a life-or-death tribulation.

His master sent him into the mortal world to cultivate and enlighten his Dao heart, but unexpectedly, evil forces seized the opportunity to attack, pulling him into an alternate world!

From then on, he embarked on a new path of cultivation, exorcising anomalies and slaying demons in the alternate world!

He condensed a Golden Body of Merit and achieved true enlightenment! From then on, he transcended the Three Realms and was no longer bound by the Five Elements...

During a ritual to summon demons, Aihuas finally recalled memories of his previous life.

This was supposed to be an online game developed and operated by his own company for six years. Now, his adoptive father was the leader of the villainous organization in the latest version.

And he himself would be exposed six years later, hesitantly defecting from the protagonist's side. In the end, because he decided to take a fatal blow for a player character, he was killed by the 'pure-blood' older brother in a cutscene before even getting a chance to enter a dungeon.

—But actually, it wasn't a big problem. Because Aihuas also knew many secret advancement routes exclusive to player characters, as well as the principles of various paths as hidden knowledge, which would surely allow him to reverse his unfortunate fate…

So now there was only one problem left.

“According to the original plot, shouldn't I have been rescued by the protagonist before this terrible ritual began?”

Aihuas, tied as a sacrifice on the ritual platform, fell into deep thought.

Bian Senlin felt extremely unlucky. He celebrated his birthday only to inexplicably arrive nine years later, crashing right in front of his 29-year-old self.29-year-old Bian Senlin: ∑(O_O；)20-year-old Bian Senlin: (⊙…⊙)Well, since he's here, he might as well make the best of it.Unexpectedly, a spatial anomaly placed them in danger.Good news: they were rescued by the Future Temporal Anomaly Processing Center.Bad news: a temporal accident was closely related to him, and if it wasn't resolved, he wouldn't be able to live peacefully.Thus, Bian Senlin cooperated with the big shots from the Temporal Anomaly Processing Center, traveling through various future timelines to fix bugs, and in doing so, met his future selves from different timelines.Later, Bian Senlin had to admit that his selves from different ages truly had their own distinct personalities.The silent and scheming forty-year-oldThe thirty-year-old whose whereabouts were a mysteryThe lazy twenty-nine-year-old who had grown into a mountain of a manThe gloomy and sharp twenty-eight-year-oldThe arrogant and reckless twenty-seven-year-old...Bian Senlin: Don't ask, just assume I'm exhausted o(╥﹏╥)o