Latest Variety Show Novel

[Slow half-beat laid-back slightly active female lead x Seductive big doggy CEO male lead]

[1v1, double clean, sweet pet + marriage first then love + kid-raising variety show + playing memes]

Office worker Xu Wandici dies from overwork.

Upon opening her eyes again, she actually transmigrates into the vicious fake-kind stepmom of the villain in the novel.

In the book, she has a contractual marriage with the villain's domineering CEO father. After failing to climb into his bed, she takes the kid to a variety show, not only becoming the suicidal contrast group to the male lead and his actress mother, but also trying to get rid of the villain.

Unfortunately, the conspiracy is exposed, and in the end, she ends up ruined and gleefully receives an 'iron rice bowl'.

Thinking of this, Xu Wandici quietly opens her phone and counts the balance in her bank card, deciding to lie flat on the spot.

Rich and idle, married with kids—this heaven-defying wealth has finally come to her!

As for things like love.

Xu Wandici sneers. After working a job, she became honest.

However, who can tell her why that man who was supposed to keep to his own side now appears on her bed?

And dressed in that way???

Simply unbearable to look at! (Cover eyes peeking version)

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After the kid variety show explodes in popularity.

Many netizens are gossiping about Xu Wandici's husband, wondering who the child's father is.

Some even spread rumors that she is a kept little mistress who can't see the light of day.

Until the always inactive Beijing circle conglomerate big shot impatiently throws out two marriage certificates: "It's me." (Big doggy proud.jpg)

The entire internet is shocked!

[Note: Contains true and fake daughter elements, but not a large proportion!!]

[Note: The kid variety show features 50-50 kid-raising and couple daily life; if you mind, don't enter.]

Blurb: [Full text completed, thank you for reading]

[New novel "Accidentally Married a Ghost" main text completed, welcome to collect]

(This novel is also known as "After Frying into an American CP with My Arch-Nemesis, the Business Becomes Real, Mirror Breaks, and in a Romance Variety Show, Rekindling Old Flames with My Arch-Nemesis")

This novel's blurb:

He Yan, a gentle, cool, mint-voiced beauty.

Zhu Shengting, a handsome guy with perfect body proportions, sword eyebrows, and starry eyes.

The whole Mengchuan company knows their relationship is terrible.

Then one day, He Yan and Zhu Shengting are directly called to the director's office and receive a CP business contract.

He Yan rolls his eyes and signs the contract: Business? With him? Hilarious, what an epic joke.

Zhu Shengting signs neatly: Disgusting the other party is also a success.

From "doing hate" to "only love", the onlookers turn into CP fans who ship them to death!

But the CP fans only shipped for less than a year, and the real people parted ways water-spiritedly.

CP fans cried and mourned for a full seven years.

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Seven years later, at a fashion gala, He Yan reunites with his ex after seven years—Zhu Shengting.

Seeing Zhu Shengting still handsome and chatting animatedly, the expressionless He Yan mercilessly rolls his eyes at him as before when he passes by.

But this time, Zhu Shengting directly takes him home.

Is there anyone who ignites with dry firewood and blazing fire on the first day of reuniting with an ex?

He Yan's mind is chaotic, rolling his eyes in pleasure, only realizing someone is staring at him intently, saying to him: "I always remember this mole on your chest; I was the first to kiss it."

The next day, He Yan pretends nothing happened, pulls up his pants and leaves, and Zhu Shengting doesn't chase.

Until—

On the seventh day of reunion, He Yan unexpectedly receives a romance variety show contract from his ex, and the confirmed attending guests include his only ex.

He Yan rolls his eyes and signs the contract: Romance show? Hilarious, even a dog wouldn't reunite with an ex.

The former American CP falls to exes; CP fans don't know whether to be excited that they once shipped the real thing or heartbroken that the two broke up for seven years.

With anxious hearts... they see in the romance show—

He Yan's dating task partner is someone else, but Zhu Shengting interferes and swaps to himself.

He Yan indirectly acquiesces.

He Yan rolls eyes at Zhu Shengting, but Zhu Shengting keeps smiling at him.

He Yan secretly blushes.

Shengyan CP fans: Wait, why is this not like the hate-filled romance I imagined?! Treating us as part of your play?

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"I've prepared for you never to forgive me in this lifetime, because of my self-willed choice."

"Thank you for being so soft-hearted and loving me so much."

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Zhu Shengting × He Yan

[Forbearing, restrained, pig-acting tiger-eating Bking handsome gong × seemingly gentle and distant but naturally skilled fishing beauty sweet spicy shou]

Arch-nemesis turns first love / broken mirror reunion / swap romance / no chasing wife or husband crematorium

Reading mine clearance guide:

1. Gong and shou from past to future, only each other physically and mentally, love each other to death, younger gong, one year apart, no splitting or reversing.

2. Story follows the timeline in the blurb,爽文 but sweet and sour, involves some fan circle elements, author's notes will explain some terms.

3. Romance show references "Transit Love", seven years later same-sex marriage allowed, no real prototypes.

4. ★First ten chapters refined and completed, basic plot unchanged, added/deleted some content details and foreshadowing positions, fixed minor plot bugs and some perspective narratives, apologies to readers who followed updates to reread★

5. Entertainment circle involves forum fan comments, those who don't like it please don't enter~

6. No prototypes so please don't mention real people three times in comments!! Bow

Blurb written on 2024.2.18

[Next novel "Accidentally Married a Ghost" pre-receive blurb, seeking collections~]

Ruan Xinyuan got hysteria at three years old, saved from the ghost gate by his divine calculator grandmother, but must find a man to marry before eighteen, or die without doubt.

This man must satisfy three conditions simultaneously:

1. Born on the first day of the first lunar month like Ruan Xinyuan

2. Ten years older than Ruan Xinyuan

3. Has a mole in the exact center of the back of his neck

As a firm materialist, Ruan Xinyuan doesn't believe at all that a lively him would die inexplicably just for not marrying!

Moreover, how could there be such a coincidence to find someone meeting all three conditions!

*

One week after freshman year starts, Ruan Xinyuan helps his buddy from the next school take an elective class. When the man at the podium turns to write his name, he sees a mole in the exact center of the man's neck.

Ruan Xinyuan starts frantically searching B University's official forum, figuring out the man's identity.

Qi Xun, the renowned associate professor in history at B University, handsome and talented, young and promising... most importantly:

1. Born on Lunar New Year's Day like him

2. Exactly ten years older

3. Mole in the exact center of the back of his neck

Ruan Xinyuan is stunned, but as a firm materialist, he absolutely—

On the fifth day when his heart inexplicably has sudden pain with no cause found.

The "cowardly" Ruan Xinyuan holds ninety-nine roses and proposes to B University's famous figure Qi Xun.

Ruan Xinyuan thick-skinned lies: "Professor Qi, I've actually had a crush on you for a long time; can you, for my sincerity, skip dating and marry me directly."

Ruan Xinyuan is prepared for a long battle.

One second later, Qi Xun says lightly: "Okay".

*

Two months after Ruan Xinyuan and Qi Xun marry, he always feels something off about his husband.

For example, Qi Xun sometimes has an appetite beyond normal, sometimes doesn't feel hungry even after a day and night without eating.

Another example, Ruan Xinyuan finds that Qi Xun's accidentally cut finger heals in less than ten seconds.

Yet another, he follows his grandma's method to cure the illness, gradually seducing Qi Xun to consummate their wedding night that evening.

Exhausted and aching, Ruan Xinyuan, eyes closed in daze, feels Qi Xun kissing his forehead, eyes, nose, and lips...

Even murmuring in a obsessed husky voice—

"This is the 937th year after my death; finally found you."

The not-so-firm materialist Ruan Xinyuan discovers.

His husband seems not human, but a ghost.

Clever, straightforward sweet shou × abstinent for 900 years, hiding gloomy crazy batch loyal ghost gong

Ruan Xinyuan × Qi Xun

Content tags: Urban, Unique Love, Marginal Love Song, Broken Mirror Reunion, Entertainment Circle, Face-Slapping

He Yan Zhu Shengting

Other: Completed sweet novel in column "After Being Pursued by Green Tea Moonlight" welcome to read

One-sentence summary: The CP I shipped became real, broke up, and got back together

Theme: In the glittering season, do not betray the love of true-hearted people.

Blurb: Check out the completed baby—"Salty Fish Goes Viral After Slacking Off in Baby Variety Show"New story has started—"Reborn as a 3.5-Year-Old Cub"The noble young prince of the Great Sheng Dynasty transmigrated into the body of a pitiful little guy. This little guy wasn't loved by his dad or mom, a total punching bag.On the first day after transmigrating, Ye Lingchen, who ended up on the streets, was tricked by the director with a cup of milk tea into joining a romance variety show. He was told the task was simple: just make friends on the show.The little prince thought, working a job is impossible, but luckily he met his tutor in this world, so the little prince became even more fearless.When hungry, the little crybaby feeds him.When bored, the sunny little puppy plays games with him.There's even a pretty "sister" who loves dressing him up.Ye Lingchen feels this life is not bad at all~He fooled around in there for a while,Until one or two came to confess to him,That's when Ye Lingchen realized in horror that this is a romance show!!B-Big brother, I was wrong!"Tutor, you're not one of them too, are you?" Ye Lingchen trembled."I am." Jing Jianchen handed over a confession letter.----Jing Jianchen picked up a diagnosis report from the trash can—delusional disorder?To prevent Ye Lingchen from exposing him, he decided to go along with it and accept the title of tutor.Jing Jianchen took a fancy to his roommate. After Ye Lingchen fell in the bathroom, he carried him out, his slender fingers sliding along the beautiful back to the tailbone—so pretty~From then on, Jing Jianchen started his life of pampering his little wife. While others were doing tasks, Ye Lingchen sat under the shade enjoying the cool breeze. While others were checking in to earn living expenses, Ye Lingchen was sleeping...But his little butterfly was too good at attracting flowers and stirring trouble; this won't do, he needs to be properly disciplined!Little Theater OneYe Lingchen pulled down his clothes to show his speckled shoulders to Jing Jianchen, "Tutor, there are bugs in the bed!"Jing Jianchen added another little strawberry, "This is the hickey from yesterday."Ye Lingchen's face turned beet red as he pulled up his clothes—he didn't know before!![Forgot to turn off the camera hahaha~][Is this free to watch?!][Didn't expect Brother Chen to be so wild in private!]Little Theater TwoImperial brother: Jing Jianchen, you better never get exposed!!Jing Jianchen: Mind your own crybaby wife and don't harass my wife.Fans: Family, who understands? Rival turned sister-in-law hahaha—"Reborn as a 3.5-Year-Old Cub" Blurb—Luo Yiyang spent over a decade living under someone else's roof in his previous life. Only before dying did he learn the truth. When he opened his eyes, he was reborn as a 3.5-year-old chubby baby with a milk bottle in his mouth.Little Luo Cub decisively got to work: deal with the trash relatives! Get rich! Roll up his old dad, make him reclaim wasteland, plant crops, raise sows, and drag his dad down the road to prosperity at full speed.While others ate radishes and cabbage every meal, he was already living the life of grilled meat, grilled fish, and stewed big goose. Luo Yiyang patted his stuffed little belly: wasteland turned farm, raising pigs, chickens, big geese, picking veggies and fruits, fishing—this is the retirement life he wanted in his previous life!Luo Yiyang met a young master from the big city in the village. The young master was aloof and gloomy. Luo Yiyang recognized him as a future big shot, so he decided to hug the thigh of course~So he sent flowers every day, stones, woven grass puppies, and with coquetry and cuteness, successfully hugged the thigh, living days of milk candies, biscuits, and meat buns~He found Qin Shu so easy to fool—as long as he called him brother, Qin Shu would give him anything, hehe, recruit a little brother, scam food and drink!In the future, after achieving success, rich and powerful!!Luo Yiyang didn't know that what comes around goes around...Decades later, all the big shots in Jinghua City knew that the ruthless Qin family head had a reverse scale—that pretty boy named Luo Yiyang was an existence no one could touch.[Farming, mutual redemption, raising cub, growth, the cub period might be written quite long~]Little TheaterQin Big Bad Wolf: Little bunny, be good, open the door.Luo Little White Rabbit: Okay~Qin Big Bad Wolf: I'll give you candy.Luo Little White Rabbit: He's a good person~Content tags: Entertainment circle, sweet, lighthearted, group pampering, heartthrobSearch keywords: Protagonists: Ye Lingchen, Jing Jianchen ┃ Supporting: Meng Zhanyang, Lu Yijin ┃ Others:One-sentence summary: No one told this prince it's a romance show!Theme: Bravely face life, be positive and optimistic.

The famous black-red top influencer Gu Chi is about to appear on a national parenting variety show! As soon as the news spread, it immediately faced resistance from all viewers. "A whole internet blacklist and universally hated person can still get on the show?" "Probably here as a control group, just watch for fun." Gu Chi was persuaded by his newly met, cute and exquisite little dumpling sister who had just saved his life to join the variety show. Gu Chi advised kindly: Following me won't end well. Little Yu nodded: Your hall of fate is dark, bad luck clings to you, you're a jinx... But I like it! Gu Chi: ??? After the show started, Gu Chi drew the worst lot at the beginning, having to cross the sea in a broken boat. As usual, he wanted to slack off, but unexpectedly, Gu Xiaoyu calmly reached out and asked him to sing a few lines. One minute later, the singing surprisingly attracted a large group of dolphins, who played with the siblings while pushing their boat, directly making them first place?!! Viewers: Is there such an operation? During the forest adventure, the brother hadn't walked two steps when he slipped and fell into the lake, flailing as he was about to be swept away! At the critical moment, the sister suddenly ran to the water's edge, reached out, and chanted something. Under everyone's surprised gazes, a large turtle carried the brother out of the water, the elderly turtle slowly extended its neck, placing its head in the sister's small palm. The brother sitting on the turtle's back, completely dumbfounded: ??? The wildlife protection bureau rushed over upon hearing the news; this turned out to be a rare endangered species once in a millennium, directly appointing the siblings as environmental ambassadors! And at this moment, the sister was already getting along well with the animals in the forest! Netizens: Is this the power of human cubs!? The siblings were thrown into the primitive forest. Originally thought that without supplies or a map, the two would be the first to be eliminated, but unexpectedly, Xiaoyu turned around and led her newly met big lion deep into the forest, finding a huge amber gem. The big shots in the live stream immediately offered tens of millions, sending helicopter supplies to trade! Viewers: Koi! This is a living koi! Gu Chi discovered that the longer he stayed with the little dumpling, the further his bad luck retreated, and in the end, his luck exploded, discovering various precious plants, space meteorites, millennium fossils, earning a fortune, and becoming famous throughout the entertainment industry! He seriously asked Xiaoyu: Who exactly are you? The sister said proudly: "I really am a koi!" Xiaoyu, who just discovered their identities: I think I'm your sister, the real kind. Gu Chi: !!! ◆ Urgent! What to do if my sister is a real spirit mountain koi? ◆ ◆ Doesn't that make me a koi too? ◆ Reading Guide: 1. The female lead is really a little koi with superpowers, hurry and collect it to see if you can change your luck!! 2. The female lead is always cute and small, there will be childhood sweethearts, but no romance. 3. Mainly about family affection, raising cubs. Content Tags: Era Romance, Inspirational Life Search Keywords: Protagonist: Gu Xiaoyu ┃ Supporting: Gu Xiaoyu's family and the mommies who like her ┃ Other:

Yin Mu transmigrated into a book.

In the book, the original host, in order to gain popularity on the romance variety show, hyped up scandals with male guests and competed viciously with female guests. After all these operations, she finally became famous, but only for being scolded. Even so, the popularity didn't last long; just a few days after the show ended, she disappeared from the public eye, truly a case of loss outweighing gain.

Yin Mu couldn't act out this kind of plot and planned to be a professional and down-to-earth guest: go on dates when there are dates, act as an audience member when there aren't, without causing trouble or courting death.

Midway through the show, a new female guest joined, said to have some personal grudges with the original host.

The moment the female guest appeared, Yin Mu stared in shock at the best friend she would recognize even if turned to ashes, blurting out: "Mimi Rabbit!"

Zhong Mengyuan then pounced over and gave her a bear hug, shouting: "Guai Guai Rabbit!"

Netizens: ??

From Zhong Mengyuan's mouth, Yin Mu learned that as long as she smoothly follows the plot, she can return to her own world, immediately filling her with confidence.

Isn't it just being a good person? She can do that!

In the following days, the two were almost inseparable.

When choosing dating partners, Zhong Mengyuan pointed and commented, feeling no one was good enough for Yin Mu; when Zhong Mengyuan was left single, Yin Mu was also willing to let her be the third wheel.

Netizens all said, it's definitely me and my best friend!

At the same time, a certain male guest who prefers not to reveal his surname became increasingly dejected.

He just wanted to go on a date with the person he likes, why is it so difficult?

The next book is "After Being Bound to the Truth-Telling System", begging for support...

Content tags: Female side character, Sweet, Book transmigration, Lighthearted, HE, Variety show

[Main story completed, extras updated daily~]

Journalism student Yi Jingchen was bound to an unethical system that forced him to participate in an idol survival show to debut as the center.

Yi Jingchen: "Can you help me debut as the center?"

System: "No, I'm just a gossip system. I can let you get shocking entertainment industry gossip anytime, anywhere!"

Yi Jingchen, who was terrible at both singing and dancing: How can I debut as the center by just gossiping!!!

When Yi Jingchen gossips, the whole world can hear his inner thoughts.

During the initial evaluation, Yi Jingchen pretended to be a stage backdrop, secretly gossiping.

[I heard that the multi-national mixed-race top idol mentor has always maintained a single persona, but actually has two illegitimate children.]

[Moreover, his illegitimate children look exactly like him before his plastic surgery.]

[Even more exciting is that the two illegitimate children are not from the same mother...]

The top idol mentor's face changed dramatically: "A!! You go to Class A immediately!!"

Yi Jingchen took his seat in Class A and saw a fair-skinned, trainee from a nurturing system come onto the stage.

[WTF! What medical miracle? He's actually pregnant!]

[Oh, he's intersex, then it's fine.]

[I really want to know who the child's father is. There are hundreds of people in their group, could it be 108 babies in one pregnancy?]

The production team panicked, quickly escorted that trainee off the stage, and announced his immediate withdrawal from the competition.

At the performance venue, other trainees were busy flattering fans, seeking camera time, and engaging in "bromance" (selling 'BL' vibes).

Yi Jingchen hid in a corner, relishing all the gossip in the world.

[Last night, popular trainees A and B slipped into the same restroom, and 'uh-huh ah-ah' sounds came from inside...]

Halfway through his gossip, Yi Jingchen noticed an eerie silence around him.

He looked up—

Wait, why is everyone looking at me with expectant eyes?

On the final night, gossip-loving netizens across the entire internet were voting for Yi Jingchen, helping him debut as the center.

"Yi Jingchen is a chosen idol!"

"Send the God of Gossip into the entertainment industry, becoming a walking 'house-collapse' appraiser!" (House-collapse refers to idols' scandals).

"Tremble, domestic entertainment!"

This novel is also known as "What Should I Do With My Scapegoat Younger Brother and Scapegoat Boyfriend?"

Lin Zhaojin woke up to find that she was actually cannon fodder, a control group character in a family variety show novel. In the book, the original female lead and her step-brother were amicable and respectful in the variety show, while Lin Zhaojin and her top-tier step-brother Lu Ge were at odds. After the show aired, the original female lead's deep sibling bond and warm persona remained unshaken. Lin Zhaojin and her brother, however, were mercilessly cursed by the entire internet, and their traffic and resources were all taken over by the original female lead and her now-popular step-brother. The awakened Lin Zhaojin twitched her lips, "Heh, a control group? Cannon fodder?"

...

From then on, the variety show's style took a drastic turn. Initially, netizens chased after the original female lead and her step-brother, exclaiming, "What a perfect pair of siblings!" During the haunted house exploration, the original female lead and her step-brother encouraged each other. But Lin Zhaojin decisively pushed her brother inside, then swiftly shut the door. Inside, Lu Ge howled like a ghost, "Damn it, Sis, you really are my blood sister!" Lin Zhaojin said with a cold expression, "Brother, I'm counting on you." Netizens: "Damn, this is so real! Isn't that just me, pushing my brother out? *looks up*"

During a wilderness survival challenge, several pairs of siblings were about to run out of food. The original female lead and her step-brother began to politely defer to each other in front of the camera, portraying an image of loving siblings. But Lin Zhaojin, looking at her dried food that was now just an empty bag, shot a deadly glare: "Lu Ge, where's my dried food?" Lu Ge quickly fled the scene, provocatively yelling, "Haha, I ate it all! What's up? Come and hit me!" Lin Zhaojin smiled, "Very good." Soon after, a sound like Lu Ge's wail: "Sis, I was wrong!" Netizens: "Just dump this scapegoat brother! Big Sis, I support you locking the door and beating your brother."

Finally, it became a trending topic across the entire internet:

#Big Sis and My Scapegoat Brother's Daily Life Again#

#Did Big Sis Beat Master Ge Today?#

#Yan Ruo and Her Brother Are Too Fake, Big Sis and Her Brother's Daily Life is Simply a Carbon Copy of Mine and My Brother's#

#The Show is Also Known as My Ancestor Sister and My Scapegoat Brother#

[Scapegoat Male Lead Version]

In Country X, Chi Huai returned to his hotel after a competition. The person who promised to be with him if he won the LOL World Championship was nowhere to be found, leaving only a note: "Hope we never meet again." "Heh, hope we never meet again." Chi Huai clenched the note, twitching his lips. When he saw that woman again on the variety show, she looked natural, as if they were meeting for the first time. Chi Huai watched her quietly, his expression subtly unreadable. "Caught you."

P.S.: Both family affection and romance are present; with the brother, it's only family affection! A joyful, silly style? Probably. The male lead's presence might not be very high initially. The female lead is the most beautiful in the entire book; if she's beautiful, everything she says is right. It's a brainless, feel-good novel; logic is out the window.

Synopsis: Shang Que accidentally awakened to a plot, only to realize that her short-tempered top-tier idol younger brother was the villain in a book.

In a variety show, he was verbally abusive, troublesome, and bad-tempered, constantly causing trouble for the male and female leads. Ultimately, against the backdrop of the protagonists' halo, he became hated by the entire internet, and was eventually run over and killed by anti-fans' cars.

However, Shang Que and he didn't have a good relationship. Two minutes ago, they had just cursed at each other on Weibo.

Her manager pushed open the door: "The 'Friendship Boat' extended an invitation, but Ji Jingchuan is among the guests. I think you probably won't--"

"I'll take it."

The manager was stunned: "But Ji Jingchuan will also be there. Don't you two start fighting on the variety show."

Shang Que sneered. She was going to let everyone see what pure bloodline suppression was like!

Ji Jingchuan was known in the industry for his bad temper. One day, he suddenly bound a system and learned that he would be a control group for the male and female leads in the upcoming variety show, become hated by the entire internet, and end up miserably.

Not only that, Shang Que, the sister Ji Jingchuan always thought didn't love him, was also tragically killed after being manipulated by others when trying to seek justice for him.

[Host, are you angry? Being angry is good, we--]

Before the system could finish, the handsome young man angrily roared: "If you have the guts, come at me! What kind of skill is it to touch Shang Que! I'll kill, kill, kill!!!"

System: ?

Everyone knew that the rising star Shang Que and the top-tier idol Ji Jingchuan were at odds. There was no need for their respective fans to start tearing each other apart; they'd already finished their own feud.

And any show with one of them would definitely not feature the other.

When netizens heard that the two were going to participate in the same variety show, they were shocked: Oh my god, won't the two fight till blood flows?

On the variety show--

When making breakfast, Shang Que had just entered the kitchen when Ji Jingchuan pushed her out.

"What are you, someone who can't do anything with your hands or feet, doing in the kitchen? Don't blow up the kitchen."

Netizens: See, I told you they'd argue.

Then Ji Jingchuan quickly cooked a bowl of seafood noodles and slammed it in front of Shang Que: "Eat!"

Netizens: ?

When solving tasks, Ji Jingchuan made things worse and was about to explode when Shang Que kicked him: "Idiot."

Netizens: Shang Que is indeed impatient with Ji Jingchuan.

Then Shang Que unhurriedly solved the puzzle step by step, pointing and saying: "See? Next time you encounter a question like this, do it like this."

Ji Jingchuan: "Oh, got it."

Netizens: ?

Halfway through the variety show, there was a segment where partners could be swapped.

Netizens thought that people who had long grown tired of each other would now go their separate ways.

But then--

Ji Jingchuan: "Swap what? Are you as beautiful as Shang Que? Are you as smart as her? Are you as capable as her?"

Shang Que: "Although he's an idiot, others aren't much better."

Netizens: ?

Later, when it was revealed that the two were biological siblings, netizens finally understood.

I told you, they're not from the same family for nothing!!!

Content Tags: Female Protagonist, System, Comedy, Variety Show, Plot Twist

Shang Que, Ji Jingchuan

One Sentence Summary: Ji Jingchuan: My sister is the best in the world!

Theme: Sister is the best in the world

The former ten-time champion, Momo, chose to retire at 22 after winning the FMVP while transitioning to a support role.

The internet instantly exploded, yet Momo, standing at the eye of the storm, immediately went offline after retiring. Leaving behind the phrase, "To experience a different life," he went abroad, changed all his phone cards and contact methods, becoming unreachable to anyone, as if he had vanished without a trace.

The next time he was contacted was three years later, in an esports variety show. A group of retired veterans received invitations from the show's production team. It was an esports all-star-like variety show specially planned by the game's official developers to revitalize old users and attract new ones. They purposefully invited all the star players from 'Myriad Realms' peak era.

These esports top idols, who were at their zenith during 'Myriad Realms'' golden age, became coaches, commentators, or streamers after retirement. Most remained in the public eye, contributing to the advancement of the esports industry. Upon receiving the official invitation, they were forcibly dragged into a group chat. These busy retired top players were unwilling to spare time to be free labor for the officials. The response in the group chat for participating in the variety show was lukewarm, instead filled with curses and sarcastic remarks.

The coordinating assistant, drenched in sweat, felt the oppressive aura of the esports players even through the screen, thinking—these truly are ancestors!

Just as she was at her wit's end, the director team's WeChat profile picture appeared in the group chat. A plain black profile picture simply and directly stated a few words—"Momo will also be here."

The group chat instantly fell silent. A few seconds later, the group poll that had been ignored was overwhelmed by the esports players' incredibly fast hands. And along with these esports players, big shots from various fields also began to stir.

As soon as word leaked that Momo would participate in the variety show, top idol stars, popular singers, revered film emperors, directors with several hit productions, and screenwriters from the entertainment industry fought fiercely for a guest spot, even resorting to using Weibo to express their admiration for Momo, just to play a game with God Chi. Meanwhile, sports stars and Olympic champions also secretly began to exert their influence. Even entrepreneurs and scientists who had contributed in various fields stepped in, stating their intention to participate.

The netizens, watching the drama unfold, were bewildered. Some wondered, "It's understandable for people from the entertainment industry, but why are you big shots from outside the industry joining the fun?" This remark was met with unanimous驳斥 from these big shots: "What's wrong? Can entertainment stars play games, but we (sports stars/Olympic champions/scientists/entrepreneurs) can't? Please, don't be so old-fashioned! We're people too!"—'Myriad Realms' is a game for the world, and Momo is the world's treasure.

[Humorous Version Synopsis]

Chuunibyou Declaration—Ah! What is it that makes esports men, who usually dislike physical activity, willing to fight fiercely offline just to grab an opportunity to play games with someone online?! It's him! It's the man who dominates the game!!! Momo—the esports white moonlight, an esports Daji suitable for all esports players. Wherever he goes, his passive skill activates directly—'Fatal Attraction'. No CP, everyone is a single-arrow admirer of strength. The entire novel revolves around the protagonist and his 'toxic solo fans'/'simp dogs'~

[Protagonist's Persona: Admired and worshiped by billions without realizing it, gentle and powerful, wherever he goes, he's surrounded by male and female fans, everyone respects him. He has a beautiful appearance with a touch of fragility; he's beautiful and strong, only lacking the tragic part.]

Original game. Usage Guide: 1. A brainless wish-fulfillment novel, the protagonist is the strongest, no explanation needed. His career has a total of ten world championships, four grand slams, and he has obtained FMVP skins for all positions, making him the undisputed number one. This game was born for him. 2. Both male and female characters appearing in the text are the protagonist's 'toxic solo fans' and 'simp dogs'. Everyone has an initial absolute good impression of the protagonist due to their admiration for his strength. Everyone is a 'Momo brain'. 3. Because there is no romantic storyline, readers can ship whatever they like while reading; it doesn't matter. This novel is purely for enjoyment. Everyone who wants to ship CPs can do so freely, anyway, it's normal for esports players to have 'fan-created' CPs~ The reader's enjoyment is most important, there aren't so many rules. Highlight: [No real-life prototypes, purely for my own enjoyment. Don't project reality onto the text; real-life esports won't be this beautiful. Regret and tears are the main themes of esports; you'll quiet down once your main team loses.]

[Main story completed]

[Dual Male Leads + Cute Kid Group Favorite + Kid Variety Show + Rich Family + Relaxing and Healing]

Su Youli, as a three-year-old cub, is about to face the first major event of his life—

His dad is going to find his biological dad and send him away!!!

How could the little cub bear such a grievance? He learned from the kids on the same street to go on a hunger strike, using all his tricks like acting cute and playing the victim.

Unexpectedly, his dad was so iron-hearted that he stuffed him into his biological dad's arms and turned away.

Good baby Su Youli wailed loudly, throwing a tantrum for the first time in his cub life.

…

Rumor has it that the top wealthy Shen family in Beicheng suddenly has a three-year-old young master.

It's an open secret that the wealthy Shen family has internal discord.

Three years ago, Shen Minyan's relationship with his wife broke down. They each took one child and lived separately, not interfering with each other.

Outsiders are all waiting to see the drama of the three young masters fighting for the family inheritance.

But who knew, a kid's variety show brought the little young master into everyone's sight.

The camera focused on the small bundle of a cub in the crib, and netizens were instantly overwhelmed with maternal love.

——Holy crap, what a beautiful sleeping baby, so cute, so cute, I want to rub his soft little cheeks!!!!

Not only that, but netizens also discovered that the newly crowned Best Actor, Young Master Shen, had changed his usual refined and aloof demeanor and turned into a doting older brother.

??? What about the promised fight for the family fortune?

…

Youyou happily shared his joy of being on TV with his two adoptive fathers who were receiving medical treatment overseas.

Not only that, but he also made a good friend in Beicheng—Brother Qiqi.

Brother Qiqi is very good-looking and amazing, just a little quiet.

…

[No one can resist a pure and clean heart.]