"Are you a boy or a girl?" Li Ming asked, staring at the white radish.
"Eeya..." White Radish cried out.
“I don’t understand at all.” Li Ming stretched out a finger and reached out to poke the white radish.
"Eeya!" The white radish also stretched out a leaf and poked at Li Ming's finger, "Eeya ya..." and laughed even more happily.
The black dog lay lazily on the ground and said leisurely, "I think if she were to take human form, she would definitely be a little girl."
Li Ming asked, "Is there any basis for this?"
The black dog said meaningfully, "Little girl, just what you want."
Li Ming couldn't understand what the black dog meant by "spelling". The black dog chuckled and wrote four characters on the ground: "Jade Maiden Heart Sutra".
If the white radish were to transform into a little girl, the black dog thought Li Ming's "Jade Maiden Heart Sutra" would come in handy.
Li Ming suddenly realized: "So that's what you meant, you bastard, you're worse than an animal."
Pick up the white radish, put it aside, then pin the dog to the ground and beat it mercilessly, letting it know how much it deserves a beating.
"Ya ya yi ya..." The white radish patted its two leaves, as if clapping its hands in approval.
"Woof woof woof..." The black dog struggled on the ground, but Li Ming was a beast and actually hit it. In an instant, Li Ming beat it until it was foaming at the mouth.
"Why don't you give it a beating too?" Li Ming picked up the white radish and said, "Don't worry about beating it, this dog has thick skin and can take a beating."
The white radish tried to take action, using its two green leaves to hit the dog.
"Don't hold back, don't worry, it won't die. Hit harder." Li Ming coaxed patiently, believing that you have to start beating a dog from a young age.
"Clap clap clap..."
As the white radish made its move, the sound of slapping echoed, and the black dog, which had been foaming at the mouth, came back to life, baring its teeth and barking wildly at Li Ming.
Li Ming slapped it to the ground, and the black dog obediently stayed still, letting the white radish beat it.
The black dog bared its teeth, its heart filled with despair. It felt that Li Ming was a real dog, not only beating it every day but also corrupting White Radish, making it learn to beat it too.
He felt that dogs had no fun in life and always lived in misery.
I really want to turn the tables and take control of my life by singing.
After a while, the white radish folded up its two green leaves and started babbling again.
Li Ming stared at the white radish, finding it quite adorable as it had only recently become a spirit. He said, "Big Black Dog, how about we give it a name? I don't think it's appropriate to keep calling it White Radish."
He felt it didn't matter what the black dog's name was.
But white radishes need a name, and a nice-sounding name at that.
"Now we'll write a few names on the ground, and you can jump onto the name you like."
Li Ming reached out and poked the white radish.
The white radish understood, stretched out its leaves to poke Li Ming's finger, and made little noises, looking very happy.
The black dog stood up, swayed its rear end, pushed Li Ming aside, and shouted, "I'm good at naming things, get out of my way, let me do it."
Without a second thought, he wrote a name with his buttocks.
"Wangcai".
The black dog wrote a crooked character and was very proud of it. The characters "旺" (wang) and "财" (cai) both carry good fortune and wealth. This name is absolutely perfect, and I guess no one would refuse it.
Unexpectedly, the white radish shook its head.
It doesn't matter.
The black dog wrote a name again with its buttocks.
"Lai Fu".
"..." White Radish shook its head.
"Double happiness".
"..." The white radish still shook its head, its two tender green leaves waving repeatedly; it was refusing.
"It's okay, I have more."
The black dog continued writing with its rear end, rubbing many words on the ground: "Mao Mao! Fu Xing! Tiao Tiao! Quan Quan! Dou Ding! Fu Zai..."
The white radish was shocked, staring blankly at the black dog. "I'm a radish! Are you going to raise me like a dog?"
If they had the strength, they'd all want to pin down the black dog and beat it up. Just hearing that name, even a dog would probably jump up and bite it.
Seeing the white radish looking dejected, Li Ming knew that his chance to "name" the white radish had come.
Because the black dog gave him such a terrible name, White Radish figured he would accept it if he came up with something even slightly better. That's why he didn't resist when the black dog pushed him away.
Because he understands this principle, he needs to use the illiterate black dog as a contrast to highlight his own level of education.
It's time to showcase the foundation he built through nine years of compulsory education and ten years of diligent study.
He was very serious. He picked up a stone and quickly wrote two characters on the ground, adding a special effect of immortal energy that made them shine brightly and look incredibly awesome.
"White Luo!"
That's right, the two names he wrote were Bai Luo.
The black dog stared at Li Ming, dumbfounded.
At least it used its dog brain.
But Li Ming, isn't this just removing the "bu" from "white radish"?
This name must have been chosen with a lisp.
Can't you be a little more serious? This is the third living creature of the Yunmeng Sect. Can't you put some effort into it?
What wonderful names it has, like "Wangcai" and "Laifu".
"Get out of my way." Li Ming pushed the stunned black dog aside, looked at the white radish, and said, "Do you think it sounds good?"
"Eeya".
It only made two sounds. The name was better than the one given to the black dog, but it was so perfunctory that even a dog could tell it was just a sham.
Dude, can you use your brain for once?
Use your brain.
Seeing that it didn't seem very satisfied, Li Ming felt that something was amiss. It seemed he still needed to think of another name. Looking at the white radish, he realized there was nothing special about it.
It's either white or green.
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