Chapter 11 Teen Movie Plot

Gu Yunsu has a psychological shadow about living with others.

In the early years, she shared a house with someone and encountered a roommate who was unhygienic. She was a little girl. Not only did she throw garbage everywhere, but she also threw her period on the bathroom door. The toilet was full of feces, like an anus had exploded. At that time, she fainted as soon as she entered the toilet and vowed never to live with others again.

So before she actually moved into Li Jianxiong's house and lived with these two men, she prepared herself for a long time in advance, brainwashing herself every day: "It's okay, you won't meet such a weird roommate again." "At least Wu Limei is backing me up." "As long as we follow the plan, we can move out within half a year."

During the adjustment period of several months, she found that apart from the fact that the cool pajamas were not comfortable to wear, her underwear had to be hung in the toilet in the attic, and the topics of her period and gender became taboos in the family, there seemed to be nothing that she couldn't overcome.

So she gradually felt relieved and no longer felt anxious about family life and daily trivialities.

But after taking over the housework, she found that she was still thinking too simply.

The worst thing is always the bathroom.

Because she had never used the toilet on the first floor before, she hadn’t noticed that there were always urine stains on the toilet and the surrounding tiles at home.

What hygienic boy could tolerate this?

A small step forward is a big step forward for civilization.

A real man should pee while sitting down.

But within a few days, Gu Yunsu was forced to wake up with nightmares about the small dots that kept reappearing and seemed to never disappear forever no matter how hard she cleaned them. She finally made up her mind to solve the problem left over from history.

And isn't it just a coincidence that she caught the culprit?

Although it is true that she is a little afraid of Li Yan on weekdays, he is just her younger brother after all. She doesn't believe that he can really turn the world upside down and create some perverted news such as murder and arson.

Li Jianxiong said that he divorced early and his son grew up with his grandmother in his hometown. It was only in his second year of high school, preparing for the college entrance examination, that he came to Li Jianxiong's city and lived with him.

With just a few simple sentences, the image of a love-deprived and lonely teenager comes to life on the page, and anyone with a bit of humanity would be moved by it.

When they got married, Wu Limei held Li Yan's hand with tears in her eyes and promised: "As long as you are willing, from now on I will be your real mother."

Gu Yunsu felt a chill down his spine at Ms. Wu's corny remarks and thought this move was an attempt to take advantage of others.

But even though she did not follow Wu Limei's instructions to care about and help her younger brother in everything, deep down in her heart, she had good intentions towards Li Yan.

She felt that she understood him, but she couldn't say to what extent. However, as a middle school student with a particularly long puberty, she still remembered the feelings of isolation, rejection, and being out of tune with the world.

So whether for Wu Limei or for her own Madonna love, she was willing to give her family a chance to understand each other.

Of course it was mainly because of anger.

So she pushed open Li Yan's bedroom door in a hurry and asked angrily: "Excuse me, are you dissatisfied that there is no golden toilet at home that is not worthy of receiving your excrement, so you insist on peeing on the floor?"

Then, the world stopped the moment she pushed the door open.

Li Yan was sitting on a swivel chair, holding a vital part of his body with his hand. His slightly bent elbow showed the regular movement it had been doing just a second ago. Tissues were scattered around him, like some kind of crime scene with conclusive evidence.

Gu Yunsu was completely paralyzed.

Li Yan was quite agile. The moment he heard the noise, he immediately closed the screen of his laptop, jumped up, and stood up. However, he accidentally spilled the water cup on the table, which poured directly onto his unspeakable part, causing the person concerned to blurt out a swear word.

He hurriedly adjusted his trousers and went to get some paper to wipe himself, without even having time to turn around and face Gu Yunsu.

It saves both parties from embarrassment.

Gu Yunsu: Goodbye.

She quietly left the bedroom and closed the door considerately.

Absolutely.

Comrade Xiao Gu controlled his heartbeat and brainwashed himself, saying, "It's no big deal. As long as I'm not embarrassed, embarrassment will not exist."

At the same time, countless sentences kept popping up in my mind, giving me a headache:

"Do boys masturbate with the door closed?"

"Just finished dinner, brother!"

"I don't know if the water is hot..."

"Will he be traumatized by this? Will he get so angry that he uses a chainsaw to cut me down?"

"Should I go out and hide?"

"Damn it! It wasn't me who made the mistake!"

“Though I certainly didn’t knock.”

"But there was a precedent for that! It's still his fault after all!"

Gu Yunsu's talkative brain produces millions of garbage ideas every moment, and it is difficult to pick out a few useful ones.

In the end, thousands of words were reduced to one sentence. She thought with a bitter face, what kind of cliché from a youth film is this!

After thinking about it for several minutes outside the door, she suddenly had an idea and realized that "what should I do next?" This question should obviously appear in the first step.

There weren't many choices: either she pretended that nothing had happened, and the two of them kept their grudges and hid their embarrassment and continued to get along as usual; or she talked it out and faced an unknown direction.

Neither is good, both have a painful process, and ultimately, the fuse that triggers the pain has already been lit, and no matter what choice you make, the facts that have happened cannot be changed.

Gu Yunsu finally chose the hard one.

She knocked on the door and asked, "Are you ready?" She leaned against the door and listened carefully to what was going on inside. Then she said, "If you're ready, I'll come in."

The door locked with a click.

Gu Yunsu: …

She continued: "Open the door, let's talk."

No response.

Gu Yunsu was very angry: "Open the door! Don't hide in there without making any noise! ​​I know you are at home!" - It's really not her fault for not being serious. After experiencing the era of post-Qiong Yao dramas, wouldn't the words "Open the door" be followed by something that would come out naturally, as if they had muscle memory?

She continued, "You know that your dad has a spare key for the whole family in his room, right?"

In less than five seconds, the door opened.

Li Yan appeared at the door with a face that was even gloomier than usual.

Gu Yunsu's body shuddered reflexively.

But think about it, she just unlocked the opponent's most important part, which should be like destroying the biggest tentacles of the big boss in the game. The storm has passed, so there is nothing to be afraid of!

So she straightened her back and asked, "Can I come in?"

Li Yan turned sideways reluctantly.

The only place to sit in the room besides the bed was a swivel chair. Gu Yunsu recalled what he had just seen, thought for a few seconds, and said, "Wait a minute." He went out and brought in a chair.

She put the chair against the wall and sat down sideways to Li Yan. She felt that this was less stressful than sitting face to face with him.

She didn't say anything, and Li Yan was determined not to speak. The two looked at each other for a minute, and Gu Yunsu had to pretend to be bold and said, "It's not a big deal!"

Li Yan looked at her expressionlessly.

Gu Yunsu also hated herself for shaking, but she couldn't help but tremble again.

And inexplicably, I had a bad feeling.

Sure enough, I heard Li Yan ask, "Have you ever masturbated?"

Gu Yunsu: …

She knew that her brother could not produce ivory from his mouth.

"May I ask the purpose of this question?" She asked Cangtian speechlessly.

"If you have never masturbated, what is the basis for your statement?" Li Yan asked again.

This was the first time that the other party spoke so much in front of Gu Yunsu. It was certain that he did not have a stuttering problem.

Gu Yunsu thought about it and couldn't help but say, "It makes sense."

She didn't give a direct answer, and Li Yan didn't ask any further questions - he was not the kind of person who liked to ask questions.

The air became quiet again.

As soon as she was quiet, Gu Yunsu couldn't help but recall the scene that just topped the list of her most embarrassing events of the year, and then began to doubt her entire life.

Why did she have to go through this torture?

Li Yan, who was sitting opposite him, looked calm and peaceful, which made Gu Yunsu, who was now restless, feel that he was the embarrassed person who was caught in the "scandal".

She wondered what kind of past experience had enabled an eighteen-year-old boy to develop such strong psychological qualities.

Finally, I couldn't help asking, "Do you know that other people look at you strangely?"

Li Yan nodded.

"So are you acting weird on purpose?" she asked again.

Li Yan: "I just did what every man would do."

Gu Yunsu: …

How come you can't talk about this little thing every three sentences?

"I'm not referring to this matter..." Gu Yunsu rubbed his forehead with a headache, thought for a moment, and waved his hands in frustration, "Forget it, let's not talk about this, I just want to say..."

Having said that, she finally remembered why she came.

"I just want to say..." She put on a serious face, but after starting to speak, she didn't know where to start, and she didn't know how to say it so that she wouldn't seem to care so much about other people's "dirty ways"...

This is a more difficult task than persuading Wu Limei to have an abortion. She actually thought it was easy just now. How naive.

Seeing her constipated face, rubbing her hands and feet, and unable to speak, Li Yan opened his mouth again and asked, "Is there anything bigger?"

I don't know if it's a mockery.

Gu Yunsu: Thank you. I was touched by your yin and yang.

But after being "stimulated" by him, she actually got some courage back, or maybe she was driven crazy by this awkward conversation. Who cares if it's appropriate or not? Please leave work with reason and take the embarrassment with you, okay?

Gu Yunsu: "I'm here to trouble you. Next time you go to the toilet, please aim at the toilet bowl and don't drip the liquid onto the tiles." After a pause, she added, "I told you as soon as I walked in, but you were 'busy' so you might not have heard it clearly." - When it comes to yin and yang, she also has some basic skills.

But she forgot that she was facing a perverted teenager who could remain calm in any situation.

Li Yan: “Oh.”

"What does 'oh' mean?"

"Got it." The other party answered obediently.

Gu Yunsu was a little surprised: Is it so easy to solve?

Doesn't it mean that her mental state is too poor that she is so desperately prepared for a big battle?

"Okay...it's good that you know." She replied, and after finishing her business, she thought about how to exit naturally.

But at this moment, there was some crunching noise coming from the living room, followed by Wu Limei's voice: "Next time I'll have to..."

I couldn't hear clearly through the door.

But it can make people realize that the couple has returned.

Gu Yunsu was startled, and he didn't know what he was thinking, but he reflexively rushed to the door and locked it.