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This is a very important question because there are almost no fat people in the village. Everyone is so lucky to have enough to eat every day that it's impossible for them to gain weight.
That's why Huang Qinqin and the others taught Dundun to tell if a woman was pregnant by how big her belly was.
Their original intention was actually to encourage Dun Dun to stay away from pregnant women to avoid collisions.
This little trick for identification has always been very useful.
It wasn't until today, when Dun Dun met Manager Gao, that he suffered a crushing defeat.
Therefore, Huang Qinqin felt that she needed to find a method that was applicable in both urban and rural areas, and that could distinguish between men, women, and children of all ages.
After this experience, Huang Qinqin felt she needed to be extremely cautious.
Got it!
Huang Qinqin said to Dundun with great confidence, "Dundun, now Auntie will teach you a way to tell the difference between boys and girls."
"Uh-huh!"
Dundun nodded very seriously, then reached out his hand to Huang Jianmin: "Uncle, hug me~"
Because Huang Qinqin was quite far along in her pregnancy, it was difficult for her to squat down, so she had to stand and talk to Dundun the whole time.
At first it was fine, but after a while, and because Dundun was always looking up, his neck started to ache.
So Dun Dun planned to have Huang Jianmin pick him up so he could look Huang Qinqin in the eye!
Huang Jianmin picked up Dundun, puzzled. He wondered why Dundun would choose to be held by him over Huang Qinqin.
He secretly thought with a touch of narcissism: Could it be that Dun Dun hasn't seen him for so long that he has finally realized that his uncle is the most handsome and charming one?
Feeling that his status in Dun Dun's heart had been elevated, Huang Jianmin happily picked Dun Dun up and hugged him.
Then he saw that Dun Dun and Huang Qinqin were chatting, and neither of them even glanced at him.
Huang Qinqin was happy to see Dundun being picked up, because although she didn't squat down, she kept her head down the whole time.
Dundun smiled sweetly at Huang Qinqin: "Auntie, Dundun is ready~"
"Okay, then Auntie will now teach you how to tell the difference between boys and girls."
Huang Qinqin cleared her throat: "Ahem, Dundun, from now on, just look at other people's hair. If their hair is as short as your uncle's, then they are boys."
"If the hair covers the ears, or is longer, then it's a girl."
"Then you call younger boys 'brother,' older boys 'uncle,' and if they have white beards, you call them 'grandpa.'"
"The same goes for girls. Young girls are called 'sister,' older girls are called 'auntie,' and if their hair is white, they are called 'grandma.'"
"Did Dun Dun remember that?"
"Dundun has remembered!"
Huang Qinqin nodded in satisfaction, believing that if Dundun followed this method to distinguish, he would definitely not make any more mistakes.
Who would have thought that it was precisely because of her theory that Dundun would soon make another small but not insignificant joke.
When Dun Dun saw that Huang Qinqin had finished teaching him, he happily prepared to share with her what he had recently learned.
"Auntie, DunDun has learned so many things lately~ Can DunDun tell you about them?"
Huang Qinqin looked at Dundun with surprise and gently rubbed his face: "Has Dundun already started studying?"
"DunDun is so great! Show Auntie what DunDun has learned!"
Dun Dun suddenly twisted his body, almost causing Huang Jianmin to lose his grip on him.
Just as Huang Jianmin was about to tell Dundun not to move around, Dundun pouted and said, "Uncle, you have to hold Dundun tight!"
"Don't let Dun Dun fall! If you fall to the ground, Dun Dun will be in pain!"
Huang Jianmin laughed angrily. Whose problem is this?
It was all because Dun Dun was moving around on its own that he almost lost his grip on it, which made Huang Jianmin so angry that he immediately patted Dun Dun's bottom.
Dundun wasn't angry when his bottom was patted. He turned to Huang Qinqin and smiled brightly: "Dundun can count now!"
Then Dundun performed for Huang Qinqin, counting from 1 to 20.
Clap clap clap!
Upon hearing Dundun count from 1 to 20 so fluently, Huang Qinqin immediately clapped excitedly for him.
"DunDun is so great! You're amazing. When I was your age, I couldn't count."
Dun Dun covered her face with her hands, squirming shyly, and said, "It's alright~ Dun Dun is only so-so~"
Then Dundun added, "Auntie, I've learned other things too, listen up!"
Nod for "yes," shake your head for "no," and say "hi!" when you greet someone.
"Dad sent it (father), Mom scolded it (mother)~"
"Beautiful girl, biu te fo~ (beaytiful)"
Huang Qinqin and Huang Jianmin: ...
Huang Jianmin asked Dundun, somewhat exasperated, "Dundun, where did you learn all this nonsense?!"
"And what the hell is that, 'Hey, what'?! Who taught you that?!"
Because Huang Jianmin doesn't speak American English, he found Dun Dun's words particularly strange.
I think that Dundun might have picked up some bad things from some hooligans because his family has been busy lately.
Song Mincheng, who was not far away, was somewhat surprised that Dundun had learned a little bit of American English in such a short time.
Just as he was about to go over and explain to Dundun that it was American English, he heard Huang Qinqin say, "This is American English."
So Song Mincheng didn't go there again, but he was a little surprised that Dundun's aunt could speak American English.
Huang Qinqin doesn't speak American English, but she can still understand these simple ones.
Huang Qinqin remained silent because of Dundun's last words: "Beautiful girl, is that right?"
She was shocked. What kind of vulgar language was this? What decent person would teach a four-year-old such words?
However, Dun Dun's few words of American English were a timely help for Huang Qinqin.
Huang Qinqin looked at Dundun with a serious expression: "Dundun, who taught you these words? Do your great-grandfather and the others know that you've learned this?"
Dun Dun gripped his hands, somewhat at a loss, wondering why Huang Qinqin had suddenly become serious.
The beautiful girl at the very back was someone Dundun specifically asked Grandpa Zhong to teach him, because Dundun wanted to compliment Huang Qinqin on her beauty.
But after Huang Qinqin and the others heard this, instead of praising him, they took turns questioning him seriously.
Dundun felt a pang of sadness, as if she were giving a carefully prepared gift to her beloved with all her heart.
He not only dislikes it, but he also questions you: Where did your gift come from? Was it obtained illegitimately? It's really upsetting.
Dundun lowered his head, tugged at his hands, and said in a muffled voice, clearly unhappy, "Great-Grandpa knows, doesn't Auntie like it?"
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