Chapter 814 Dirty Jokes, All Seen
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He Tiantian was slightly surprised, then smiled and said, "I don't want you to spend money, so I'll treat you to dinner tomorrow."
“No, this is a farewell dinner for Teacher He, how can we let the teacher pay for it!” Yuan Hua said, “Teacher He, it would be better if you came tomorrow, this is the sentiment of our whole class.”
"Okay, I'll go over tomorrow at noon." He Tiantian agreed, thinking that she could pay the bill beforehand when she ate lunch tomorrow.
"See you tomorrow, Teacher He," Yuan Hua said with a smile, then happily left to make some preparations.
He Tiantian smiled with satisfaction, not because the students had treated her to a meal, but because of their kind intentions.
Back home, He Tiantian was all smiles.
Jiang Lifang asked with a smile, "What's making you so happy?"
"Haha!" He Tiantian said, "I said goodbye to my students today, and they're treating me to dinner tomorrow to see me off!"
“That’s good,” Jiang Lifang said. “They can feel your sincerity. However, the students don’t have much money. It’s fine for them to treat you to a meal, but don’t forget to pay for it.”
“Yes, that’s what I think too,” He Tiantian said. “I’ll find an opportunity to pay tomorrow.”
“That’s right, don’t let the students spend money,” Jiang Lifang said. “Our family doesn’t lack the money, it’s good to accept other people’s kindness.”
In the evening, He Tiantian put the child to sleep and began grading the test papers. It took her two hours to grade one-third of them. Anyway, there were still two days left, so she should be able to finish.
The next day at noon, I corrected some more papers. At ten o'clock, I rode my bicycle to Xiaohe Private Kitchen.
Yuan Hua had already booked a large private room in the building with his classmates. There were four tables inside, and with He Tiantian, it could seat three people.
"Teacher He, let's not say thank you. Let's talk about some jokes that happened among our classmates." Yuan Hua wasn't a sentimental person. Although he was sad, a smile could lessen the sadness.
With Yuan Hua's suggestion, everyone smiled.
He Tiantian sat down, took a sip of barley tea, and said, "Okay, tell me, I want to hear what weird things have happened in our class?"
A boy stood up and said, "Teacher, this is a bit suggestive, can I say it?"
A boy nearby immediately reached out and covered the boy's mouth, shouting, "Don't say it! Don't say it!"
Everyone burst into laughter when they saw the boy.
The men were laughing heartily, while the women's faces were flushed, but they were all grinning from ear to ear.
"Hehe, sure," He Tiantian said. "Jokes are fine, and flirtatious jokes are fine, but not vulgar ones are good."
A boy at another table stood up and said, "You guys hold Wu Hao back, I'll talk to him."
"I can't say it, Liu Hua, you bunch of bastards! Is my lifelong reputation going to be ruined here today?" Wu Hao said, both amused and exasperated, looking at the goddess-like He Tiantian.
He Tiantian said slyly, "Go ahead and tell me, since all the other students already know, one more person knowing won't make a difference!"
Tang Ping'an smiled and said, "It's not just our class that knows; people in our department probably all know it. It's been famous throughout the school for a long time."
"Huh?" He Tiantian exclaimed in surprise, "That's a huge impact!"
He Tiantian's good intentions were stirred, and she looked hopefully at Liu Hua, who had stood up.
"Hehe!" Liu Hua chuckled. "I'd normally go to great lengths for my brothers, but today, to make Teacher He smile, I've decided to stab them in the back first."
"Hahaha..." Everyone burst into laughter, and the girl was no longer as shy as before, making the atmosphere even more lively.
Liu Hua stood up and said, "Teacher, this is what happened. A month ago, the weather was extremely hot, and I couldn't sleep at night, covered in sweat. However, the other men were lazy, unlike Wu Hao who showered three times a day. That morning, Wu Hao went to the shower room as soon as he got up. Usually, the cleaning lady would come at 6:30, but that day, for some reason, she came at 6:00. Wu Hao was showering and thought it was a classmate, so he didn't pay attention. After showering, he turned to leave with his basin and saw the dumbfounded cleaning lady. Liu Hua was also stunned, not knowing what to do, and froze. The cleaning lady was kind enough to remind him, 'Young man, why didn't you use the basin to cover yourself?' Only then did Wu Hao use the basin to cover his private parts and run back to the dormitory like a pig being slaughtered, shamelessly shouting that he had been seen naked..."
"Hahaha······"
He Tiantian laughed along with him.
"That's hilarious!" He Tiantian laughed heartily. "This could definitely be considered one of the most sensational events of the year."
“Yes, we’re at the top of the list,” Tang Ping’an said. “Anyway, I’ll never forget this in my life, and I’ll never forget Wu Hao.”
Liu Hua chimed in, "Although it was just to make people laugh, it wasn't malicious. And everyone will remember it for the rest of their lives, so you won't lose out."
"I'm at a loss!" Wu Hao said. "The girl from the management department I've been pursuing for a year has stopped talking to me."
"Hehe, that's just not meant to be. There are better girls waiting for you later," Tang Ping'an said. Everyone knew about this, but even if it weren't true, that girl wouldn't have been interested in Wu Hao anyway.
It's all just an excuse.
"You bunch of rascals, if I never get a wife, I'll blame you guys," Wu Hao said shamelessly. He was a cheerful person who could take a joke.
Because of seeing naked, he became a celebrity; that's something else.
Afterwards, the others also shared funny stories about their classmates.
During the meal, He Tiantian excused herself to go to the restroom and went to the counter to pay.
"Hello, the bill for the Peony Hall has already been paid," the proprietress said. "These students are quite strange. They usually pay after they finish eating, but today they insisted on paying first. Now I know why—someone was vying to pay!"
He Tiantian smiled and said, "I was thinking of inviting them to dinner."
Since she doesn't need to pay, she won't. She'll prepare some gifts for her classmates later.
Yuan Hua, who was following behind, secretly ran back and said, "Teacher He really did go to pay. Luckily, we paid first."
"Oh, Teacher He is the best teacher I've ever had," Liu Hua said, adding that he's also very handsome.
“Yes, I think so too,” Yuan Hua said. “We should study hard and create well so that when others ask us which teacher we like the most in the future, we can say Teacher He and let more people know how good Teacher He is.”
"Yes, yes," Tang Ping'an said. The publisher sent over some questions to interview the author and then publish them in the magazine to promote his report.
Here's a question: On your creative journey, who do you most want to thank?
Tang Ping'an wrote without hesitation: "My homeroom teacher, my mentor."
Yes, without He Tiantian's encouragement and guidance, he wouldn't have had the opportunity to publish, wouldn't have been able to develop his thinking, and wouldn't have been able to write such a wonderful story.
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