Chapter 217 Stupid as a Pig
Before Bai Lu could speak, Xiao Cheng's brothers turned their faces away and clenched their fists: "Aren't you an idiot?"
"Stupid as a pig, you can't learn and yet you have the nerve to get angry?" Luo Shiliu mocked openly.
“A fool is a fool.” Xiao Dazhuang clenched his fist in confirmation.
"If you want to learn, then learn; if you don't, then get lost. Stop acting crazy here. If you say another word, I'll knock your teeth out!" Wang Hao was quick and impulsive, throwing a shovel of sand into the pot.
Xiao Wei, who was helping to tend the fire, glared at Xiao Zhenwei with his large, fierce eyes. He was at least five parts as ruthless and cruel as Xiao Cheng, if not eight parts.
Xiao Zhenwei gritted his teeth and cursed Bai Lu, Luo Shiliu, and the others a thousand times in his heart before he could finally hold back.
Bai Lu is a kind and good teacher. Not only does she not scold people, but she also kindly answers: "If you don't learn how to roast sand, how can you roast delicious sugar-roasted chestnuts? You don't want to close down on your first day of business, do you?"
What kind of answer is this? They're saying someone's business is going out of business before they've even opened. Xiao Zhenwei was even more furious. Without saying another word, he grabbed a shovel and started stirring the sand.
The spatula made a loud "clanging" sound as it hit the pot.
"You'll have to pay for the broken spatula," Xiao Wei said quietly. "Eight hundred yuan each."
Having lived with two big business tycoons for a long time, the little guy has become very clever and set a price in one go.
Luo Shiliu and Wang Hao praised him for his business acumen.
Xiao Zhenwei wanted to slap Xiao Wei with a spatula, but he had to reduce the intensity of his stir-frying.
A little patience brings peace, and taking a step back opens up a vast expanse. We can settle all scores after we learn how to make roasted chestnuts!
While cursing inwardly, Xiao Zhenwei told himself to be patient. They only dared to say a few words, and it would be over soon.
However, the subsequent study time only intensified his frustration, and he was unable to contain his anger.
Luo Shiliu exaggeratedly mocked his pot, "My God~ Is this something a normal person could cook?"
Xiao Dazhuang and Wang Hao took turns speaking.
"You can't even fry sand? How can there be such a stupid person in the world? Don't go out and say you're in the same class as me. Don't tarnish my teaching reputation. I still need to make money."
"You couldn't make this crap without a stroke every ten years. You're a fucking genius!"
"I finally understand what Cheng-ge meant by 'useless person'. It turns out there really are people who are physically strong but mentally weak, and can't do anything except eat, drink, and relieve themselves."
"You burned it again, you old bastard! You can burn even sand when you're frying it? Is your brain full of shit? You might as well quit selling chestnuts and go back to the countryside to collect cow dung to sell!"
"Screw you, if you're not happy, then stir up a pot of normal sand! What's the use of glaring at me like that!"
"I've never seen such a stupid person in my entire life."
"Oh, you've finally met him today!"
"Look at these limbs, they're as clumsy as a dog's legs. I don't know what's the point of keeping them. Just chop them off and feed them to the dogs!"
"No, even a dog wouldn't eat that."
Xiao Zhenwei: "..."
Bai Lu finally understood why Xiao Cheng, such an arrogant and aloof person, would become brothers with Luo Shiliu, Xiao Dazhuang, Wang Hao, and Xiao Zhongbiao.
When I'm in a bad mood, listening to these guys chat is more enjoyable than watching a movie.
It's hard to imagine how much self-control Xiao Cheng must have to maintain his aloof and detached character in such a joyful and amusing atmosphere.
With his composure at its peak, Xiao Cheng had already sped back to his front door. Upon hearing the loud laughter coming from the kitchen, his handsome face darkened.
Bai Lu would certainly not laugh out loud, nor would she mock others in public, even her enemies.
She only uses a very standard, representative smile to make people realize how pathetic and ridiculous they are, unable to get even a word of advice, only a sympathetic smile.
The only ones laughing so unrestrainedly were those few foul-mouthed brats.
Just as Xiao Cheng had expected, as soon as he approached the kitchen, he saw Luo Shiliu and Wang Hao gathered around the stove, giving Xiao Zhenwei sarcastic instructions on how to stir-fry sand.
Xiao Dazhuang didn't mock him. Instead, he said, "Your sister-in-law said the syrup should be added after the sand is evenly heated and the mixture is at its highest temperature. Didn't you hear that?"
He said, "Your sister-in-law said to keep stirring the sand, didn't you hear? You're bound to fail if you stir it like that. I corrected my method after I failed just now, why haven't you corrected it yet? Why don't you listen to your sister-in-law?"
As Xiao Cheng had expected, Bai Lu, standing opposite him, did not mock or ridicule him, but instead wore a sympathetic smile.
Xiao Cheng had only ever seen Bai Lu smile at Wang Cuihua like this once, during the start of a class.
This shows how useless Xiao Zhenwei is.
Xiao Cheng put the things on the table and walked towards Bai Lu: "Is there anyone else who hasn't learned how to stir-fry sand?"
Bai Lu suspected that the big boss did it on purpose, because when he walked over, he gave Xiao Zhenwei a cold glance.
Her sharp eyes were very effective; she had to cooperate: "There's only one person who hasn't learned it yet."
Luo Shiliu shook his head decisively: "It wasn't me."
Xiao Dazhuang and Wang Hao shook their heads simultaneously, denying in unison, "It wasn't me."
After saying that, the three of them said in unison, "Scraping sand is such a simple thing, anyone can do it."
Xiao Zhenwei, who was not human, could no longer tolerate it: "If you hadn't been pointing fingers and giving me all this nonsense, would I still be struggling to learn? I've already paid tuition, and you're still using these low-class schemes and tricks to prevent me from learning how to make roasted chestnuts. I don't know what kind of black heart you're plotting!"
"Tsk—"
Luo Shiliu clicked his tongue: "This is the first time I've ever seen someone so stupid and shameless."
Wang Hao nodded in agreement: "This is the first time I've seen one like this either. He's a real talent!"
Xiao Dazhuang spoke frankly: "My sister-in-law said that one should have one's own opinions and not follow the crowd or listen to others' opinions. Why don't you listen to her?"
"If you don't want to listen, fine, but why blame us for giving you bad advice? You have your own hands, and we didn't hold a knife to your throat and force you to do this. You're such an ungrateful wretch."
Bai Lu always wanted to laugh whenever she saw Xiao Dazhuang seriously exposing other people's shameless behavior.
Honest people always have a reasoned and well-founded way of telling the truth, making it impossible for others to refute them.
Unless you're shameless to the extreme.
Clearly, Xiao Zhenwei is shameless and has given up entirely: "So what if I can't learn it? I've paid tuition, are you going to kick me out?"
Luo Shiliu, Wang Hao, and Xiao Dazhuang didn't intend to drive them away; they just wanted to beat them up.
But Bailu has already collected tuition fees for teaching, and beating someone would ruin the reputation of roasted chestnuts, which is a real dilemma.
"Go back to training." The boss dismissed him directly.
Luo Shiliu, Xiao Dazhuang, and Wang Hao stared at Bai Lu in disbelief. This... could it work?
Bai Lu not only thought it was okay, but she did it exceptionally well.
Xiao Zhenwei's aptitude is the same as Wang Cuihua's; it's not that he can't learn, but that he's not qualified. Let him go back and practice on his own until his hands are worn out, then he'll be qualified.
But Xiao Zhenwei thought that wouldn't work: "I don't have any sand, how am I supposed to practice when I get back?"
"If there's no sand, why don't you find it yourself? Your sister-in-law already told you where the sand came from, didn't you hear her?" Xiao Dazhuang thought Xiao Zhenwei was somewhat deaf.
I never hear what Bailu says.
(End of this chapter)
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