70 Ch四歲,但在戀綜選爹
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Lin Zhi is four years old this year. In his previous life, his dad was fined a lot of money for refusing to go on TV, so he had no choice but to take Lin Zhi back to their old home. They then encountered a landslide, and his dad held him as they fell asleep together.
When he opened his eyes again, he was back in the big house, and his dad was once again refusing to go on a TV show called a "dating show," saying he wanted to take him back home. Lin Zhi was anxious; they couldn't go back to the old home!
He seized the opportunity to ask his agent auntie, "What's a dating show?" She replied, "It's like a blind date." Lin Zhi knew what a blind date was. He could go on a blind date for his dad! They absolutely couldn't go back to their old home.
Lu Wang was scammed online during college. The little swindler was even coaxed into living with him, but then suddenly disappeared one day. He searched for the person for five years, and when he finally found them, the person had a three-year-old son!
Seeing the dating show contract the person had signed, Lu Wang gritted his teeth, determined to make them pay. However, the person would rather pay the penalty for breach of contract than appear on the same show as him. Lu Wang was almost driven mad.
That night, he called the person's new number, but the voice on the other end was not who he expected. "Hello, who are you?" a milky voice asked. Lu Wang didn't need to think to know who it was. He impatiently said, "I'm a creditor."
There was a long silence on the other end. Just as Lu Wang was losing patience, the voice spoke again, "Hello, creditor, can I go on a blind date for my daddy?" Lu Wang was just about to refuse when he had a change of heart: if he missed this opportunity, would he really have to go to their door and tie them up?
He closed his eyes and agreed, "Fine."
By the time Lin Wu realized what Lin Zhi had agreed to, it was too late. The production crew was already at the door. He could only say, pale-faced, to Lin Zhi, "Baby, remember, no matter who asks you, say you're only three years old."
Lin Zhi made an 'OK' gesture, kissed Lin Wu, and said, "Dad, don't worry, I'll find a daddy to take care of us." That way, they wouldn't have to go back to the old home! Lin Wu despaired, thinking, "Your real dad is right inside."
Years ago, to raise expensive surgery fees, he took on a very high-paying online scam job, ultimately losing both the person and his heart. The day he found out he had a child, the client happened to return to the country and exposed everything to Lu Wang. In a panic, he ran away. Now, he didn't dare to imagine how Lu Wang would retaliate against him.
"12 Days of Heartbeat" is a gay dating show, but this year it was the most dramatic. Not only were there big shots everywhere, but there was even a participant who was only three and a half years old. Had they gone crazy? Three and a half participating in a dating show?
On the show, the production crew live-streamed an interview asking Lin Zhi if he knew what a dating show was. Lin Zhi answered very firmly, "I know! It's a blind date. I'm here to find myself a daddy."
Audience: "...That's not wrong. Finding a family member is also a blind date." "I've lived to see it all, the first time seeing someone go on a blind date for their father!" "I just don't know what kind of celestial beauty your dad is. This dating show is different from before, everyone's big shots, does he even qualify?"
Yet, on the second night of Lin Zhi's participation in the show, he had a toothache, cried all night, and refused to sleep, wanting his dad. In his urgency, Lin Wu, unprepared, appeared on camera. Barefaced, with a pair of charming peach blossom eyes, fair skin, and a slender waist, he looked like a peach blossom shrouded in mist, both pure and alluring.
Audience: "!!! Zhi Zhi baby, you didn't say your dad was really a celestial beauty!" "This face, these hands, this waist! Zhi Zhi, have you found a dad? I can sign up!!!" "Ahhhh, *swoons*, this is my wife who went missing years ago! Can I be your dad, Zhi Zhi baby!"
Of course not! Lin Zhi had his own standards for finding a dad. First, he had to be gentle, which excluded the creditor; second, he had to be good at cooking, which excluded the creditor; finally, he had to be rich, which excluded the creditor.
Lu Wang and Lin Zhi had been on "dates" for three episodes. Lu Wang, watching Lin Zhi cross him off again right in front of him, couldn't bear it any longer and asked, "Why do you have to exclude me for the last one too? Am I not rich enough?"
Lin Zhi shook his head in a mature manner: "A creditor can't be a dad, just like a fish can't fall in love with a cat." Lu Wang: "..." What was that supposed to mean? "What does a three-and-a-half-year-old kid like you understand?"
Lin Zhi naturally retorted, "I'm four years and two months old, not three and a half." Lin Zhi didn't notice that after he said this, Lu Wang froze in place, and his dad also froze behind the screen.
That night, under the live camera, all the viewers watched as Lu Wang, the show's investor, one of the top ten on the rich list, and someone who looked incredibly shrewd, called his family doctor and asked, "Can men give birth?"
Audience: "?" "!" Elaborate!!!
★Opened 50% anti-theft, thank you for your support. ★In the main text, Zhi Zhi has no romantic feelings typical of adults; he is simply building his own understanding. His liking for adults is not love! Not love! Don't overthink it!
★This is a love story of Zhi Zhi's two fathers reuniting because of Zhi Zhi, a child-rearing novel where the child's scenes are very important!