Zhou Ying grabbed one and Qian Youfu grabbed one.
The moment they took off their pants, they were liberated.
Old Mrs. Qian and Qian Zhuangshi, who were unable to hold it any longer, stood with their legs turned inward, banging on the toilet door and calling for help from time to time.
"Zhou Ying, are you okay? I can't hold it any longer!"
"puff"
"Mom, it's not healed yet."
"Youfu, come out quickly, let dad go first!"
"Puff puff"
"Dad...I'm already pooping."
In an instant, the stench spread from Compound No. 14 to several other surrounding compounds, and even the entire Tianwen Lane was filled with the smell. That night, it became one of the top ten rumors in Tianwen Lane: children who didn't eat their vegetables obediently would be caught by the old man in the toilet and would be covered in a stench that could kill people.
In the compound, people who came out of several families looked at each other.
Jiang Baizhou tore two pieces of toilet paper from home, made them into cotton balls for Song Jiayu, and then stuffed them into her nose.
In that era, toilet paper was also a scarce commodity. Except for women during their period, who could go to the Women's Federation to get toilet paper coupons, it was difficult to get toilet paper coupons at other times. After going to the toilet, people either used newspapers or picked up leaves. In short, people did whatever they could to save money.
As a loving wife, Gu Siyi also went back to the room and gave his wife Lin Xue a roll of toilet paper.
Old Mrs. Wang mumbled "spendthrift woman" and covered her face with a piece of cloth. Others used cloth, small wooden plugs, and some simply pinched their noses.
Facing Qian Youmei, the only one in the old Qian family who was not in trouble, everyone began to ask questions, but their voices were just buzzing.
Gu Siyi, the only doctor in the compound, asked, "Youmei, did your family eat something bad today? Why do you all have diarrhea?"
Fifteen-year-old Qian Youmei covered her face with a piece of cloth, her eyes filled with panic as she shook her head vigorously: "I don't know. I went home at night and ate the food my grandma cooked."
Xiong Cuihua was more concerned about the children and asked, "Do you have any wealth at home?"
Speaking of this, Qian Youmei's face was filled with disgust. "He, whenever he has a stomachache, he takes up the urinal at home, making the room smell. I can't stand it."
Just when everyone was at a loss as to how to deal with the Qian family's disgrace, a voice came from Song Jiayu's system.
[Complete the mission to find the person responsible for the stench in the compound. Successfully check in with Old Lady Qian, Qian Zhuangshi, Qian Youfu, Zhou Ying, and Qian Youcai. Rewards: ten rolls of toilet paper, a set of lotion and skincare products, two pairs of cotton shoes, ten kilograms of rice, and two kilograms of pig's trotters.]
Is this based on the fact that more people check in, more rewards are given?
Song Jiayu was still thinking about the character check-in system when someone finally came out of the toilet.
Zhou Ying was the first one to rush to the toilet. His steps were unsteady and his originally healthy and rosy face became much paler because of this accident.
As Zhou Ying approached, everyone in the compound took a few steps back.
The subconscious action without any discussion was even more hurtful. Zhou Ying said helplessly: "Is it necessary for you?"
Xiong Cuihua said, "Yingzi, it's not that we need to, it's just that it stinks. The whole yard is filled with smoke."
"I don't want to either!" Zhou Ying's pale face was so tearful that she wanted to cry. Soon, her stomach spoke for her. The yellow fart bullets launched another charge, forcing her to cut to the chase: "Xiao Gu, do you have any anti-diarrhea medicine at home? Give us some. Also, I think there's something wrong with the water in my thermos. I don't know which bastard did it. I, I need to go to the toilet again."
Gu Siyi responded from behind: "Aunt Zhou, I have antidiarrheal medicine at home. When any of you feel better, you can come to my house to get it."
"puff--"
A fart sound replaced Zhou Ying's answer.
If this were a comic, it would definitely be a giant yellow fart cannon attacking everyone.
Those who failed to dodge in time suffered from this attack. For a moment, the word "no" was written on everyone's face. Even though Zhou Ying was forty years old, he could not afford to lose face this time. He covered his stomach and walked away quickly.
Everyone: ...
No one was in the mood to deal with the Qian family's affairs in the compound.
The Wang and Li families retreated to their rooms and closed all the doors and windows.
Wu Li, who was on a business trip and returned home to rest today, walked towards the door reluctantly, his eyes falling on the figure from time to time. Although he was disgusted by the Qian family, he did gain something after all.
The remaining two new couples, two good brothers who had grown up together, introduced their wives to each other.
"This is my wife, Song Jiayu."
As soon as Jiang Baizhou finished speaking, Gu Siyi spoke up: "I know, I've seen it. On the day that Xiao Zhou next door gave birth, it was your wife who brought the pregnant woman here on a cart. By the way, let me introduce you, this is my wife, Lin Xue. She's now a technician at the steel mill."
Lin Xue looked at the new female comrade opposite her seriously because of Gu Siyi's words and said coldly, "Hello."
"Hello to you too." Song Jiayu only replied with one more word.
The two women's dislike for each other made the two men present touch their noses awkwardly.
Back into the house.
Song Jiayu looked at her pots of vegetables and fruit trees, while Jiang Baizhou moved a chair and sat next to her. "What's wrong? Are you in a bad mood?"
Song Jiayu shook her head and observed Jiang Baizhou carefully before asking, "I thought you would be in a bad mood."
"Okay." Jiang Baizhou put his shoulder against his wife's and said, "Old Gu and I have been brothers since childhood. I really hope that our wives can get along well."
"But she's so cold. I can't expect you to put your best foot forward for me!" Song Jiayu wouldn't do that. Good friends should have similar interests.
Jiang Baizhou raised his eyebrows: "Am I that kind of person in your heart? That's too sad. I always thought I was a good husband."
"What are you thinking? Don't change the subject." Song Jiayu reached out and pinched Jiang Baizhou's cheeks, pulling them apart, forcing him to show a "smile", but he was still so handsome. When God created him, he must have been like some modern grandmothers, chasing after their grandchildren to feed them.
"If you two get along well, you can be friends. If you don't, it doesn't matter. Lao Gu and I won't be affected by these things. To me, you just need to be yourself." Jiang Baizhou never asked Song Jiayu to do anything. He liked this girl who had a sweet smile and was optimistic every day.
"At this moment you are a good husband." Song Jiayu grinned, revealing a smile with eight teeth.
“…”
Elsewhere, Gu Siyi and Lin Xue returned home. Gu's mother had already taken their one-year-old child to sleep in the left room. As the couple sat down, Gu Siyi said, "Lin Xue, can't you give me some face in front of my brother?"
Having said that, this person also offered a glass of water.
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