Chapter 46: Painless Motherhood, 500 Points Reward
Luo Xinxin happened to be bored and used a listening card. When she heard it, she couldn't help but sneered and deliberately asked, "You are not cursing me, Little Xishi, in your heart, are you?"
"How is that possible? I can't even begin to admire you enough. If my daughter were half as capable as you, Xinxin, no, one-third as capable, I would be laughing in my dreams."
Huang Jinxiang was so frightened that cold sweat broke out on his forehead. Could it be that this damn girl was like Sun Wukong, able to transform into seventy-two different forms and turn into a worm to drill into his stomach?
He swore to heaven and earth, and looked so wronged that it seemed as if he wanted to pour out his heart. If Luo Xinxin had not been able to listen to her heart, she would have been deceived.
He is indeed a profiteer, and his acting skills are much better than some actors in later generations.
Luo Xinxin looked at him for a few seconds with a half-smile on her face, and didn't pursue the matter any further. Anyway, she often cursed many people in her heart, and her curses were much more vicious than Huang Jinxiang's.
Huang Jinxiang wiped the sweat from his forehead. The little girl was young, but she had such a strong evil aura. She also wore a hat that looked very elegant. I'm afraid only the King of Hell would dare to marry her.
Huang Jinxiang smelled the tempting aroma of meat and happily picked up the meat bun. He put it under his nose and sniffed it again and again, unable to bear to eat it.
“It smells so good…”
Huang Jinxiang closed his eyes, taking in the aroma of the meat buns with his whole body and soul, his face filled with happiness.
I spent five minutes enjoying the meat bun without taking a single bite.
"Did a dog teach you how to eat? Then you didn't learn the whole thing. First, you sniff the tip of the shit, then you lick it, and then you eat it with big mouthfuls. You only learned the first step, poor student!"
Luo Xinxin couldn't stand it anymore and her sharp tongue came out automatically.
I have never seen such a persistent man. He made eating a meat bun more of a foreplay than having sex.
"vomit……"
Huang Jinxiang didn't react much, but Old Mrs. Luo couldn't stand it anymore and almost vomited everything again. Fortunately, Luo Weian gave her an acupuncture.
"You're a girl, and you're always talking about shit and toilets when you're eating. Where are your manners?"
Although Old Mrs. Luo did not vomit, her stomach still felt uncomfortable. In anger, she forgot that her granddaughter was possessed by an evil spirit and used her grandmother's authority to teach her a lesson.
"Okay, I'll talk about pee from now on."
Luo Xinxin deliberately angered her just to vent her anger on behalf of the original body.
"You can't even talk about peeing!"
Old Mrs. Luo was almost going crazy. She really couldn't stand hearing these things while eating. It was too disgusting.
"Then talk shit."
Luo Xinxin changed it again, it’s just shit, piss and fart anyway.
She remembered that in her previous life, there was a famous writer's daughter whose poems were pure shit and fart, much more straightforward than what she said. Yet the writer was able to publish a book, so what was wrong with her saying a few words?
"Are you deliberately contradicting me? What good will it do you to piss me off to death? I'm your grandmother!"
Old Mrs. Luo finally realized that this damn girl was deliberately trying to make her angry.
"Yeah, you just realized it? Don't worry, your ungrateful sons and grandsons haven't pissed you off to death yet. How could a mere bit of shit and piss have such power?"
Luo Xinxin rolled her eyes and prepared to boil water. The firewood picked up by the Daya sisters came in handy.
"Ouch, I feel dizzy and can't breathe..."
Old Mrs. Luo was so angry that she felt dizzy and leaned weakly against the table.
Luo Weian skillfully took out the cooling oil, unscrewed the lid, scooped a little and applied it on her philtrum, then ignored her.
Huang Jinxiang was delighted after watching such a great show.
The shit, piss and farts that Luo Xinxin talked about had no effect on him. When he was traveling around, he even slept in smelly toilets in order to save hotel fees. What was a mere bit of shit, piss and fart?
The meat bun was a little cold, so Huang Jinxiang sniffed it a few more times before he started eating. He took a bite and was filled with meat filling and fragrant gravy. It was so delicious.
He originally wanted to enjoy it slowly, but it was so delicious that he couldn't resist and finished it in three or four bites, even licking the oil on his lips clean.
“It’s so comfortable!”
Huang Jinxiang sighed with satisfaction, but it was a pity that one was too little. He glanced at the remaining half salted duck egg on the table, and his mouth began to water again.
"Your salted duck eggs must be from Gaoyou. I can tell by the red oil. I've even been to Gaoyou to buy them myself before, and they're really delicious!"
Huang Jinxiang took the opportunity to sit next to Luo Weian and chat with him.
Even though Luo Weian didn't talk much, he still chatted enthusiastically and there was no dull moment at all, and his words couldn't stop talking about salted duck eggs.
"Xiao Huang, we're going to the market together tomorrow. Have you arranged for the carriage?"
Luo Weian asked with a smile.
"I'll definitely make the contact, but we'll have to chip in for Ma Quan'er's cigarettes."
Huang Jinxiang made it clear that he had to deliver at least 22 cents a pack of Daqianmen. This was not a small amount, and it was impossible for him to do it alone.
Luo Weian just smiled without saying anything, picked up half a salted duck egg, didn't eat it, and glanced at him.
Huang Jinxiang understood immediately and quickly said with a smile, "While that's true, we're not close enough to talk about money. Don't worry, Master Luo, I'll take care of Ma Quan'er!"
"As soon as I saw Xiao Huang, I knew he was smart and capable. So, I'm leaving it to you. We can't finish these salted duck eggs. Xiao Huang, please help me eat them up!"
Having achieved his goal, Luo Weian placed half a salted duck egg in front of Huang Jinxiang and patted his shoulder with a smile.
"I will definitely help you with this. Master Luo, you can rest assured that I will do my job!"
Huang Jinxiang's eyes were smiling. He scraped the salted duck eggs clean with a spoon, not wasting a single bit. He finished the barnyard grass porridge and sorghum buns with the salted duck eggs and pickles.
"Burp~~~"
After burping loudly with satisfaction, Huang Jinxiang took out a thin wooden stick from his pocket, covered his mouth with his left hand, and began to pick out the meat from between his teeth, not wanting to waste it.
Luo Xinxin picked up a few bricks and prepared to build a simple stove to boil water.
Daya and Erya both went to help. They often roasted field mice and sparrows in the mountains and had experience.
"Let's go get some more firewood."
Erya was worried that there was not enough firewood, so she pulled Daya to go collect some. They had eaten so much today, so they had to work harder to justify the delicious food.
Luo Xinxin skillfully lit a fire, filled a pot with water, and went to the system space to look for the old clothes she had worn.
Before she came, she stuffed all the old clothes in the house into the space. Even if they were used as rags, they would not be cheap for those people.
Not long after, Daya came back carrying a bundle of firewood that was taller than her. From a distance, one could only see a bundle of firewood moving by itself, and no one could be seen at all.
Erya carried a smaller bundle of firewood. The two sisters piled the firewood neatly at the door and prepared to pick up some more.
"Stop picking it up and come get your hair cut!"
Luo Xinxin called them and said that she had bought a dagger that could cut through iron like mud in the mall. She spent 100 points on it, which was extremely expensive.
[The host uses tenderness and love to influence the Daya sisters, allowing them to grow healthily, learn skills, and become the host's right-hand men. The mall will randomly open five products and reward 500 points.]
The system suddenly appeared like a ghost.
Luo Xinxin suspected that he jumped out because he heard her saying bad things.
"Tongzi, why is the reward so big this time?"
Last time I saved the scientist, I was only rewarded with 300 points.
[Being a mother is the hardest job in the world, come on, host!]
The system disappeared after saying this.
Luo Xinxin twitched the corners of her mouth... What a painless motherhood!
The system must be deliberately retaliating against her by calling it a moron!
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