A certain Meng and Han couple were smearing wall plaster on their faces at home
"Old Meng, is this really useful? It's exposed at first glance..." Han Muchen looked at Meng Qingtang, who was "looking at himself in the mirror", with a look of doubt on his face.
"Are you annoying? A grown man is dawdling and making so much noise. Look at your face, it's fair and rosy, you don't look like you have diarrhea or dehydration. Do you think the captain is so easy to fool?"
Meng Qingtang couldn't stand it anymore and retorted rudely.
Seeing that Han Muchen still looked indifferent, he continued to persuade:
"It's cloudy today, and the room is dark. He won't be able to see if you put a little on it. I can't lie down on your face and rub it, right?"
Seeing Han Muchen's hesitant look, he couldn't help but complain in his heart: Alas, it's not good to be too upright. In some ways, uprightness means being rigid and inflexible.
"Ancestor, hurry up, or the captain will kill us!"
Han Muchen had no choice but to imitate Meng Qingtang and paint his face. However, he was clumsy and painted himself up in patches, almost turning himself into a clown...
Meng Qingtang couldn't bear to watch it any longer, so he snatched the cotton from his hand and took it himself. After some work, the sickly Han Muchen came out fresh. He looked around and nodded with satisfaction:
"It's OK, let's leave it at that!"
Han Muchen took the mirror suspiciously to check his appearance. When he saw his face clearly... it looked as if he had been dead for a long time and then dug out again...
After holding it in for a long time, he finally said, "You do this often!"
With this level of proficiency, this is definitely not the first time!
Meng Qingtang smiled slyly: "Uncle Xiaoxie taught me well."
Wu Gong is autistic: ??? Huh? ? I don’t know how to do that! Who is this father?
"Alright, hurry up and lie down on the kang. Pretend to sleep inside, and don't talk for a while."
Meng Qingtang urged, saying that this guy must not be allowed to speak, as he would be exposed if he was too upright.
After Han Muchen lay down, he suddenly remembered something and ran out without saying a word. After a while, he came back smelling terrible.
Han Muchen quickly covered his nose and complained, "Did you go eat shit?"
Meng Qingtang glared at him fiercely: "What nonsense are you talking about."
While taking off his shoes and getting on the kang, he said slyly, "I went to stir the pit a few times. Now the whole yard is filled with fragrance. I'm sure you'll want to run away when the captain comes."
Han Muchen took a long time to come back to his senses: "Xiao Sheng is right, you are really black sesame filling!"
Meng Qingtang didn't care: "Just tell me if you are envious or not!"
Han Muchen: Don’t mention it, sometimes I really envy his brain…
Everything is ready, just waiting for the enemy to arrive!
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The captain, who was rushing here in a hurry, had no idea that Meng Qingtang had prepared a yard full of biological and chemical weapons for him.
What he was thinking at this moment was: I hope nothing happens to my two strong left and right arms!
In his heart, he had already cursed Li Sihai: "Li Sihai is a jerk who can't do anything good but always makes trouble. Why did he invite me to drink? If he makes me sick, he will be more than enough to pay for it!"
Ma Yingjie trotted after him: "That's enough, two is really enough..."
Li Fugui:!!!
"No, what are you doing?"
Lu Hao: Of course I just followed to watch the fun...
But I couldn't say this, I touched my nose guiltily and said, "Well, I'm afraid they will faint and you won't have anyone to run errands for you."
Anyway, it’s impossible for you to get dizzy, so just follow me quietly!
Li Fugui thought about it and felt that this made sense, so he didn't stop him: "Then hurry up and don't delay..."
Meng Qingtang: We have to leave quickly, otherwise the smell in the yard will disappear!
The closer they got to Meng Qingtang's house, the smell became stronger... It was hard to describe. Ma Yingjie quietly took out two small pieces of toilet paper from his bag and stuffed them into his nose.
This smell is too strong, it has to be Lao Meng!
As for why it wasn’t Brother Chen… Brother Chen didn’t have the brains for it!
Li Fugui looked at the thing stuck in his nose with a look of shock, not knowing what to say. People in his village still use bamboo strips to scrape their poop, and the better families are lucky enough to use newspapers.
This guy actually has toilet paper! What’s more important is that he also uses it to plug his nose, really! What the hell is going on? ? ?
Ma Yingjie smiled embarrassedly: "Hey, Captain, I stole this from my sister Lu, it's just this little bit..."
The underlying meaning is: I don’t have it anymore, don’t worry about me…
Li Fugui had a look of disgust on his face. He turned his anger into strength and fiercely pushed open the half-closed door: Damn it, he actually dared to misunderstand that I was thinking about his things!
"Oh my god, this smell!"
Li Fugui just stepped in and quickly took one foot back, looking towards the toilet with a hard-to-speak expression: "These two guys must have blown up the toilet!"
Ma Yingjie looked confused: "I can't smell it..."
"roll!"
Li Fugui took a deep breath, pinched his nose and rushed to the main room: Oh my God, I will faint if I smell this smell one more time, it not only stings my nose but also my eyes.
When Li Fugui opened the door, Meng Qingtang knew someone was coming. He turned to Han Muchen and said, "Pretend to sleep quickly and don't talk."
Han Muchen: "Boom... Boom... Boom..."
(snoring)
Meng Qingtang: ...
"Xiao Meng, Xiao Han, how are you guys doing?"
Li Fugui didn't dare to breathe until he entered the house, but... he felt that the smell in the house was not much better than outside!!!
But fortunately it is within my tolerance range.
"Captain... I'm fine. I think I can go to work. Shengsheng insisted that you are reasonable and would definitely not let us go to work while sick..."
Meng Qingtang was barely breathing and wanted to get up after hearing the sound, but after trying several times he still had no strength left and he held Li Fugui tightly.
"Lie down, lie down quickly, lie down, you look so pale, why are you still up? Forget about going to work, I won't allow you to go out even if you want to!"
Li Fugui hurried forward and helped Meng Qingtang lie down. He looked at Han Muchen who was lying motionless beside him, not knowing whether he was asleep or fainted.
"What's this, Xiao Han? Do you want to call Lao Ge over to show you?"
Meng Qingtang waved his hand quickly: "Don't bother, we both feel much better after taking the medicine, but we just feel weak, just lie down and we will be fine.
Don't bother Mr. Ge, he has been very busy these days with Li Chunhua's matter."
Li Fugui nodded his head and said, "Well, I didn't expect you two to be so conscientious. Then you two can lie down. Anyway, the team is not busy recently. I will give you two two days off and have a good rest at home."
Meng Qingtang's eyes lit up when he heard this: Hey! There's an unexpected surprise~
"Thank you very much, Captain. Shengsheng is right. The Captain is not only considerate but also reasonable. It is a blessing for our Ping An Team to have you."
Li Fugui was flattered by the compliment: "Well, go to sleep. I'll send Xiao Luzi back to cook for you later."
Hehe, it’s certainly a blessing for the team to have him!
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