Jerry's home is cleaner than ordinary rat holes, which makes Xiaozhi like Jerry.
Ever since it followed Xie Wan, it has been bathing in the spiritual spring every day, and gradually, it has developed some mysophobia.
It will no longer be able to adapt to the dirty and messy rat nest it used to live in.
Jerry has a sofa at home that is made of a pencil case stuffed with cotton wool.
It invited Xiaozhi to sit on the sofa.
Xiaozhi was very interested in this sofa, and thought to himself that when he returned to the space, he would definitely ask the boss to give him a pencil case.
Jerry enthusiastically took out a thin piece of yellow food and handed it to Xiaozhi.
Xiao Zhi smelled it and found it quite fragrant.
Seeing Jerry's flattering expression, Xiaozhi understood that this must be something delicious.
He took a light bite and heard a crisp "crunch" sound. The thing was crispy and crunchy in the mouth.
"Crunch, crunch..." Xiao Zhi finished his food in no time, still feeling unsatisfied.
"This is called potato chips. Do you have this in China?"
Xiaozhi understood that potato chips are actually a kind of food made from fried potatoes.
He thought to himself that when he returned, he would better ask Jerry for two slices and bring them to the boss to try.
There are a lot of potatoes in the space. Ask the boss how to make potatoes into such delicious food.
Xiao Zhi got straight to the point and asked:
"Jerry, where are your brothers? How are you going to help me find them?"
Jerry sat down next to Xiaozhi, still resting his front paws on its shoulders, and said in a somewhat ambiguous tone:
"We just met, let's talk first and get to know each other. Don't worry, I will take care of your matter."
Although Xiaozhi was a little impatient, he thought to himself that he came from China, a great country with a culture of etiquette, and he didn't want to lose his manners in front of a Western mouse, so he had to bite the bullet and continue to be polite to Jerry.
Jerry moved closer and closer to it, and even started to hug Xiaozhi's waist. Only then did Xiaozhi realize that something was wrong.
It pushed Jerry away, furious, and yelled, "Have some respect!"
Jerry got up from the ground with a feeling of grievance, and muttered: "Little cutie, you promised to go home with me, why did you turn against me so suddenly?"
In Jerry's Western concept, if the opposite sex agrees to go home with him, it means that both parties agree to further develop the relationship.
After Jerry explained everything to Xiaozhi, Xiaozhi became even angrier.
With a slap, it slapped Jerry on the forehead and shouted angrily: "Bullshit, I'm a man!"
Jerry's eyes widened. He couldn't believe it was true.
Where can you find a male mouse that looks so cute and adorable?
Jerry's gaze shifted to Xiaozhi's lower body, but due to Xiaozhi's thick hair, he couldn't see anything there.
Xiao Zhi hurriedly covered his crotch, wishing he could torture the rogue rat to death immediately.
But its fighting ability was just average, and it was too embarrassed to call its son Xiaowu in to help solve such an embarrassing problem.
It could only stare at Jerry in shame and anger.
"Male?"
Jerry seemed a little distraught. This was the first time he experienced love at first sight. How could the other party be a male mouse?
Jerry covered his painful chest and complained, "Why did you agree when I called you cutie?
It was you - you made me feel the taste of love just now, and the next second you made me feel the heartbreak of losing love... woooo."
Xiao Zhi then realized that this misunderstanding could not be entirely blamed on the other party.
It was because I had not learned English well enough that the misunderstanding occurred.
Seeing Jerry's eyes reddened and it seemed like tears would fall at any time, Xiao Zhi felt a little guilty for some reason.
It thought to itself narcissistically: "It's not its fault. If there's anyone to blame, it's my beautiful face..."
Xiao Zhi sighed and said to Jerry, "Forget it, put away your dirty thoughts and help me find someone, and I won't bother with you."
How can a rat from the West be able to compete with the Rat Emperor from China in terms of scheming?
With just a few words, Xiaozhi calmed Jerry down.
Jerry walked out of the rat hole and whistled outside.
Soon, more than a dozen mice gathered in front of the rat hole.
"This is a friendly mouse from China, and it's looking for an injured Chinese man.
Xiao...zhi, tell them about the appearance of this man..."
The order to find Qin Muye was quickly issued.
Xiaozhi and Jerry returned to the mouse hole.
Jerry collected many local delicacies and presented them to Xiaozhi in a flattering manner.
Xiao Zhi asked worriedly, "Can your dozen men find the person?"
Jerry said: “Don’t worry, they are only a dozen or so backbones of this area, and each of them has hundreds of brothers under them.
As long as the man you're looking for is in the area, I can find him quickly."
After the misunderstanding just now, there was still a little awkwardness between the two mice.
But Xiaozhi is good at controlling the situation.
It quickly led the topic to the discussion of the living conditions of mice in Country M.
The rat eradication campaign in Country M has been going on for many years.
Several pharmaceutical companies have developed highly effective rodenticides.
Except in places like Brooklyn and Chinatown, the living conditions of rats in other areas are not optimistic.
Jerry complained: "Humans are very cruel!
The rat poison they have developed in recent years is like the plague. Once one of our species is infected, it will spread from rat to rat and a large number of them will die.
If our immune systems had not evolved, we would have probably become extinct.”
Xiaozhi leaned back on the sofa and took a sip of a drink called "Coca-Cola".
After a pause, it said in an unfathomable voice: "Over-reproduction of a species is actually a disaster.
The war between humans and our rat race is largely related to the excessive fertility of our race.
In this world, every species is competing for living space.
If there are too many mice, they will become a pest.
Humans will naturally strike back at us.
I have a suggestion. You, the rat world of Country M, can promote eugenics."
Jerry was a little skeptical, "Will this work?"
Xiao Zhi said with foresight: "Keep the population within a reasonable range.
This way we won't anger those humans.
And with fewer rats, the profits from producing rat poison will be less.
Your country, M, is a capitalist country, and it is the nature of capital to pursue profits. This is what my eldest brother said.
As a result, pharmaceutical companies will give up the research and development of rodenticides.
When their research and development of rat poison cannot keep up with the evolutionary ability of our species, rats are safe."
Xiaozhi's insightful analysis shocked Jerry.
Jerry had thought himself to be the smartest genius in the rat pack, but he never expected that this fellow from the East was smarter than him.
It couldn't control its heart anymore, it was beating fast, it felt like it was about to fall...
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