Chapter 157: Release the snake, imitate the owl's cry, Lao Lai almost became a eunuch



Zhong Weixin tried hard to pee in the toilet for more than ten minutes, but not a drop of water came out. He was sweating profusely and returned to the office with a dark face in anger.

In order to expel the water, he drank another cup of tea. His lower abdomen became even more bloated and he felt the urge to urinate.

Zhong Weixin rushed to the toilet with joy and couldn't wait to pull down the zipper. Before flushing the toilet, he looked around the toilet and didn't see Manzi, so he felt relieved to pee.

As the sound of water rang out, Zhong Weixin squinted his eyes happily and hummed a song: "Honghu Lake, waves are rolling..."

But after only half of it was released, he suddenly felt a chill in his calves, and the cold feeling was still moving upwards.

Zhong Weixin couldn't help but roll up his trouser legs, exposing his calves. He was shocked to see a unique little snake crawling up along his leg hair.

"ah……"

Zhong Weixin's scream resounded through the sky, and the urine flowed back smoothly.

The frightened little snake crawled away quickly. Although the snake was small, it was very fast. Before Zhong Weixin's scream stopped, the little snake had already crawled to the door.

"good!"

Ruan Qiqi's voice came in.

Zhong Weixin strode out angrily, and indeed saw the culprit, Ruan Qiqi holding the little snake in her arms, and Manzai standing next to her with a grin on his face.

"Manager Zhong, pee, pee!"

Ruan Qiqi waved and greeted him politely.

"You...are you still human? You are either pretending to be a ghost or releasing snakes. Isn't it just that I owe you some money? I didn't say I won't pay it back. I will definitely pay it back when I have money in the future. Why do you have to do these scary tricks?"

Zhong Weixin was so angry that he started cursing.

Twice, both times it was ruined by this crazy woman!

For people who have frequent and incomplete urination, this is such a painful thing, even more painful than not having sex at night!

"Manager Zhong, you are a staunch materialist, how can you be afraid of a small mask? And this little snake is my pet, so cute. I didn't expect you to be so timid!"

Ruan Qiqi took out a ghost mask from her bag and put it on Manzai.

It’s actually not scary if you look at it for a long time. Zhong Weixin was frightened because it appeared unexpectedly.

Ruan Qiqi gently patted the little snake in her hand, "Be good, apologize to your Uncle Zhong, and don't scare people anymore!"

The little snake actually raised its head and stuck out its tongue.

Zhong Weixin's scalp was numb. Although he was a grown man, he was really afraid of these reptiles and would get scared when he saw them.

"Manager Zhong, the bird has flown out!"

Ruan Qiqi kindly reminded and pointed.

Zhong Weixin lowered his head, his face changed drastically, and he frantically pulled at the zipper, but because he was too anxious, it got stuck several times. He gasped in pain and almost became a eunuch due to work-related injuries.

There were a lot of people crowded around the toilet watching the fun, both men and women, and everyone was having a hard time trying not to laugh.

"Don't have to go to work anymore? Do you want to deduct your bonus?"

Zhong Weixin was enraged and roared angrily, and the onlookers dispersed, except for Ruan Qiqi and Manzai.

"Even if you force me to death, I still can't pay you. You guys go back first. I will definitely pay you back once I raise the money!"

Zhong Weixin was still stubborn and refused to pay back the money.

"OK!"

Ruan Qiqi was still very easy to talk to. She didn't bother with him for even a second and left with Manzi.

But Zhong Weixin had a bad feeling. This young girl was very difficult to deal with. Could it be that he hadn't used any dirty tricks yet?

Zhong Weixin had a very unhappy day. Although he went to the toilet several times, he could never urinate completely. The bloating in his lower abdomen did not go away, but became more and more bloated.

So much so that when Zhong Weixin got home from get off work, he had a gloomy face.

After dinner, Zhong Weixin finally had a good rest. He was visibly happy. After going to bed, he was even in the mood to do his dues.

His family lives on the second floor. His bedroom door is next to the balcony, and there is a sycamore tree outside the balcony.

Zhong Weixin and his wife warmed up and felt very good. Just as they were about to attack the city, a shrill cry was heard from the balcony.

“Gugugugu… wuwuwu…”

It was like a ghost crying. Hearing this cry in the silent night made Zhong Weixin feel like he was on a cemetery and he instantly wilted.

His wife's face turned pale with fright and she was trembling.

"It's okay, I'll go check it out!"

Zhong Weixin plucked up the courage to get out of bed, opened the balcony door, and was then frightened by a guy with a blood-red tongue, and fell backwards with his eyes blacked out.

His wife rolled her eyes and fainted from fright.

Zhong Weixin did not fall down, but was caught by Manzai, who used the domineering boss’ princess carry.

But Manzai was still wearing a ghost mask. When Zhong Weixin opened his eyes and saw the hideous and scary face, he almost fainted again. But he was still strong and awake, because Manzai pinched him on the philtrum, and the severe pain made him more awake than ever.

"Pay back the money and then faint again!"

Manzai was still pinching others, determined to collect his debts.

Qiqi said that as long as Zhong Weixin paid back the money, she would give him ten yuan and make him sweet and sour pork.

"Are you guys done yet? I'm going to report you to the police and have you arrested and put in for reform. I'm going to make the call right now!"

Zhong Weixin, who recognized their voices, was so angry that he pushed Manzai away and went to make a phone call.

"Just beat him up. It's a good opportunity to let the police take care of him. If he doesn't owe the money, he will be sentenced to several years in prison."

Ruan Qiqi opened the door for him, gestured to him to come in, and urged him to make a phone call.

Zhong Weixin gritted his teeth and put his raised foot back. He didn't dare to make the call because he felt guilty.

"See you tomorrow, good night!"

Ruan Qiqi waved with a smile, jumped down with Manzi, landed steadily on the paulownia tree, and fell to the ground in two or three steps.

Zhong Weixin was stunned. Damn it, these two crazy men and women can even perform light skills!

After returning to the compound, Ruan Qiqi sent Manzai home first.

"Mom, this is the money I earned today. Give it to you!"

Manzai took out a dollar from his schoolbag and stuffed it into Guan Zhihua's pocket, like a child who had been rewarded with candy.

"Manzai is really amazing. Mom and Dad will rely on Manzai to support us from now on!"

Guan Zhihua smiled so hard that he couldn't close his mouth, and carefully put away the one dollar.

"Well, I'll make a lot of money!"

Manzai was full of pride. He believed that Qiqi would help him make a lot of money, and he would be able to support his parents in the future.

"Mommy's sweet baby!"

Guan Zhihua hugged his son with a look of relief and was very grateful to Ruan Qiqi.

Manzai was happier than ever today. It turned out to be the right decision to let Manzai play with Ruan Qiqi.

"Manzi, I'll come find you tomorrow morning. Bye!"

Ruan Qiqi said goodbye and waved goodbye to Manzai.

"Goodbye Qiqi!"

Manzai also waved his hand.

Guan Zhihua and Grandpa Lou sent him to the door and said gratefully, "Qiqi, thank you for making Manzi so happy. It must have been a hard day, right?"

"Manzai is very smart and well behaved. He is actually more capable than you think and can live independently."

Ruan Qiqi reminded with a smile.

The second old lady loves Manzai so much that she is worried about everything, to the extent that Manzai cannot take care of himself. This is not good.

Guan Zhihua looked thoughtful. After Ruan Qiqi left, she wanted to go see her son, but she heard Manzai talking to Aunt Li: "I'll wash it myself. Qiqi said, I'm an adult now, I have to wash my own clothes!"

Aunt Li wanted to wash Manzai's dirty clothes, but Manzai didn't want to and insisted on washing them himself.

"How can you wash yourself clean? You are all wet. Let me wash you!"

Aunt Li advised in a gentle voice.

"Just wash it yourself."

Manzai was unhappy and snatched the dirty clothes.

Guan Zhihua came over and said, "Xiao Li, let Manzi wash himself."

Ruan Qiqi was right. She should have more confidence in Manzai. She and her husband could not accompany Manzai for the rest of his life. They would have to go first. If Manzai learned to take care of himself, he would be able to take care of himself.


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