Chapter 194: Leech Stew, So Evil



The two brothers were very proactive and did what they thought of. The next day was their day off, so they went out to buy some meat and caught a lot of leeches on the way back.

The grass on the roadside is full of leeches. You can fill a basket with just one grab, and they are all very fat.

Lu Jiefang asked around at the pharmacy and found out that leeches can indeed be used as medicine. If they can be used as medicine, they certainly won't kill people.

He also asked the pharmacy for advice on how to deal with leeches. As long as they are handled cleanly and cooked at high temperature, they will not kill people when eaten, but they can make people sick to death.

Cui Xiongwei was even more afraid of leeches than they were. Every time he went on patrol he was wrapped up tightly with not a single bit of skin showing.

The two brothers found a secluded place to process the leeches, then took the meat and the processed leeches to the kitchen to borrow fire to stew them.

"What delicious food to make? It smells weird."

The head of the kitchen team came over and curiously lifted the lid of the pot to look. "Oh, stewed meat. The food is quite good."

"My sister-in-law sent something again."

Lu Yuanchao showed off proudly.

"You are such a fool with good fortune, you should be filial to your elder brother and his wife in the future!"

The head of the kitchen team, Old Huang, was extremely envious. What a lucky boy this silly boy was.

"Know."

The brothers responded.

Lao Huang wanted to taste a piece of meat but was stopped by the two brothers.

"There are leeches in it. Eat them if you can."

Lao Huang's chopsticks were already in the pot. When he heard this, he was so scared that he quickly took them out and looked at them as if they were lunatics.

"Are you crazy with hunger? You dare to eat even leeches? Are you trying to save your life?"

"Leech is a medicinal herb, very nutritious. Eating it properly is good for your health. You don't know anything, so read more books and learn more!"

Lu Jiefang rolled his eyes in disdain but still argued.

"I know this thing can be used as medicine. Is it really a tonic?" Old Huang was eager to try it.

"If you don't believe me, go to the pharmacy and buy some. But don't eat them carelessly. You have to clean them and cook them for a long time."

Lu Jiefang gave Lao Huang a vaccination because he was afraid that something might happen to him if he took it.

"Got it!"

Old Huang took a sip of Sichuan Su Pu, then looked at the ingredients boiling in the pot and couldn't help swallowing his saliva.

Wow, these leeches taste really good when stewed. I'll go ask the military doctor if they are really edible.

The two brothers were afraid that they could not kill the bacteria, so they stewed it for three hours. All the ingredients were melted and the dish became a big pot, smelling delicious.

"Let's go back to the dormitory!"

The two brothers carried a large basin and returned to the dormitory excitedly.

Cui Xiongwei had just returned from patrol, feeling tired and hungry. Although he was wrapped up tightly, some leeches still managed to escape, with a few of them full of leeches on his body. He took off his clothes and asked his comrades to sprinkle salt to get them off.

"This damn place... I can't stay here for even one more day!"

Looking at the disgusting leeches, Cui Xiongwei finally broke down and burst into tears.

He lived the life of a rich young master in Shanghai, eating Western food, drinking coffee, watching movies, and visiting parks. What a comfortable life and wonderful youth, but he was unlucky. He had a heartless and ungrateful father who packed him up and exiled him to the frontier.

His Western food, his coffee, his youth, his life... are all gone!

Cui Xiongwei was crying loudly, but his crying stopped abruptly when Lu Jiefang and his brother came back.

He would never cry in front of these two idiots!

The two brothers saw his red and swollen eyes, with tears still hanging on his eyelashes. In the past, they would have made some sarcastic remarks, but today they did not. Instead, they said enthusiastically, "Let's eat meat together. Old Huang's cooking skill has made a big pot of stew!"

"Mr. Cui... Xiongwei, stop crying. We will treat you to meat and we will live in peace from now on!"

Lu Yuanchao almost called him Eunuch Cui again, but quickly changed his words with a very sincere expression.

"We were wrong before. We shouldn't have given you a nickname. From now on, we won't call you Eunuch Cui anymore. This pot of meat is our apology!"

Lu Jiefang is more sincere. The two brothers have teamed up to cheat Lin Manyun for money since they were young, and his acting skills are still quite good.

The meat in the pot was stewed until it was melted, and a lot of seasonings were added. The color, aroma and taste were very tempting. Cui Xiongwei was already starving to death, so he couldn't resist the temptation and swallowed hard.

In addition, the two brothers apologized sincerely, and he felt bad, so he said awkwardly: "You called me grandpa first, and then I called you stupid guys. I won't call you stupid guys anymore, and I won't eat your meat for free. When my mother sends me money, I will treat you back!"

"No, no, it's just a little meat. Come on, come on, let's eat together!"

Lu Jiefang greeted the others with a smile. They were all Cui Xiongwei's followers and had helped Cui Xiongwei fight against them in the past.

Everyone was a little embarrassed at first, but after eating a few pieces of meat, they all became more relaxed and started talking and laughing.

"Liberation, why don't you eat Aid Korea?"

Someone noticed that the brothers didn't eat a single bite.

"We ate a lot in the cafeteria, and left it for you."

The two brothers resisted the urge to eat and spoke in a sanctimonious manner.

Damn it, I didn’t expect that leeches stewed with meat is so delicious. My sister-in-law really didn’t lie to me!

"Thank you!"

Everyone was even more moved and already regarded them as good brothers whom they could trust with their backs.

"You're welcome. Just eat as the heat warms you up."

The two brothers watched them eat with smiles on their faces, especially Cui Xiongwei, who seemed to like the taste of leeches particularly and chose to eat them specifically.

"What kind of meat is this? It tastes so special and delicious."

Cui Xiongwei also noticed the difference in the texture of the meat, as if it was meat he had never eaten before.

"Game. We caught it in the mountains. Is it delicious?"

"It tastes good. It doesn't look like rabbit or snake either. What is it?"

Everyone guessed excitedly, but no one guessed correctly.

They had almost finished eating, and the big bowl of meat was soon empty, leaving only some soup. Cui Xiongwei wanted to go to the cafeteria to get some steamed buns to soak in the soup.

"You all didn't guess it right. It's leeches stewed with pork belly. Cui Xiongwei, the ones you like to eat are the leeches that suck our blood. Yuan Chao and I caught them specially and spent a long time to process them. Don't worry, this stuff is very nutritious and aphrodisiac. Cui Xiongwei, you are a sissy. Eat more to become truly majestic!"

Lu Jiefang said the truth with an expression that said, "I'm doing this for your own good."

"My sister-in-law is well-read and knowledgeable. She knows everything from astronomy to geography. She said leeches are very nutritious and can strengthen yang. She is absolutely right. Cui Xiongwei, you should be happy!"

Lu Yuanchao exaggerated the facts a little, praising Ruan Qiqi as Ruan Banxian, and spoke in a tone of "showing favor".

The few people who were happily enjoying their meal just now were suddenly stunned, as if they had pressed the pause button and didn't even blink.

The air was quiet for at least three minutes, and Cui Xiongwei was the first to react.

He covered his mouth and rushed out, but vomited before he reached the toilet.

Not only did he vomit the big meal he had just eaten, he also vomited his breakfast. In the end, he even vomited out yellow bile and was half dead.

The others were fine, although it was a bit disgusting, but they ate it anyway and there was nothing unacceptable.

"I...will never reconcile with you guys!"

Cui Xiongwei was carried in here by someone. His legs were so weak that he couldn't even stand steadily, let alone take revenge.

"Tsk...speak louder, I can't hear you clearly!" Lu Jiefang sneered disdainfully.

"You didn't eat? Women are more energetic than you when they call you Cui Xiongwei. Why did your father give you this name? Why don't you call yourself Cui Xixiao?"

Lu Yuanchao's words were even more vicious, he directly changed the person's name.

"I'm going to kill you!"

Cui Xiongwei was so angry that he jumped off the bed and wrestled with the two brothers.

Although other people were trying to mediate the fight, they were biased and secretly helped Cui Xiongwei.

But the Lu Jiefang brothers had good meals during this period, and they also ate malted milk and luncheon meat, so they were extra strong, and even though they were outnumbered, they still managed to win the fight to a draw.

As a result, the squad leader came back and punished them all by putting them in solitary confinement, without sparing a single one!


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