Chapter 240: Becoming the Boss of the Mental Hospital at Lightspeed



"Doctor, have you seen my Dudu?"

Ruan Qiqi took the initiative to walk towards him and asked in a very normal tone.

"Who is Dudu?"

Doctor Song asked.

"You don't even know Dudu? It's my cub. I have two cubs, one is Dudu and the other is Qiuqiu. This morning Dudu was disobedient, so I criticized him a few times. Dudu got angry and ran away from home. Now Qiuqiu keeps clamoring for Dudu. Doctor, do you know where Dudu is? The cubs are so noisy when they make noises. It gives me a headache!"

Ruan Qiqi spoke faster and faster, and took out an orange from her pocket, handed it to Dr. Song like a treasure, and asked mysteriously: "It's Qiuqiu, my little one, look, doesn't this face look like me? It's beautiful, isn't it?"

Doctor Song looked between Juzi and Ruan Qiqi very seriously, and then said seriously: "Yes, it looks exactly like you!"

"Hahahaha, you are so stupid, this is obviously an orange. I am a human, how can I give birth to an orange, you stupid pig!"

Ruan Qiqi laughed triumphantly, peeled the orange in front of Doctor Song and ate it with relish.

Doctor Song's suspicion immediately disappeared. It was obvious that this patient was in the late stage of mental illness. A normal person could not exhibit such a level of insanity. He was definitely not a spy.

"Do you want to eat it? It's very sweet."

Ruan Qiqi enthusiastically invited him to eat oranges.

Doctor Song peeled a piece and put it in his mouth. He chewed it for a few times and it was so sour that his face was distorted.

"Hahahaha, you stupid pig-head, if this orange was sweet, how could I possibly treat you to it?"

Ruan Qiqi clapped her hands and laughed, and several patients gathered around and laughed too.

"You idiot, you only treat people to sour oranges, you are so stupid!"

The patients were all making fun of Dr. Song's stupidity. They and Ruan Qiqi hit it off right away, like relatives who hadn't seen each other for many years. They got along really well.

Doctor Song spat out the orange and was about to leave, but was stopped by Ruan Qiqi, who tilted her head and asked innocently, "Are you a doctor or a patient?"

"I am a doctor."

Doctor Song was very patient and pointed to his white coat.

"No, how can a doctor be so stupid? Let me test you!"

Ruan Qiqi didn't believe it, and neither did the other patients. They joined in the commotion and even stopped Doctor Song from leaving.

Doctor Song had no choice but to listen to her questions.

"Let me ask you a simple question. If the bathtub is full of water and there is a bowl and a washbasin next to it, how can I drain the water as quickly as possible?"

Ruan Qiqi asked about a joke that was very famous on the Internet in her previous life.

"Of course, use a basin."

Doctor Song burst out laughing. Even a three-year-old child can choose a washbasin.

"You are so stupid that you just pulled the plug out of the bathtub and it all came out!"

The patients looked at him with disgust, saying that he couldn't even answer such a simple question, and was truly a fool.

"Yeah, why don't you unplug it?"

Ruan Qiqi looked at Doctor Song sympathetically with a look that said "How could you be so stupid?"

Doctor Song gritted his teeth, feeling furious. He forced a smile, pushed away the group of people surrounding him, and hurried away, his back looking somewhat panicked.

"Where are you from?" someone asked.

"I came from where I came from and I'm going to where I'm going. You mortals won't understand!"

Ruan Qiqi answered in a mysterious way, and the patients around him immediately looked respectful.

Doctor Song also heard it and looked back. He saw Ruan Qiqi surrounded by the patients like a star. It was obvious that they often played together, so he felt completely relieved.

There are so many patients in the hospital, so it is normal to see a few unfamiliar faces. He doesn't need to be suspicious.

Doctor Song returned to the office and took out the information from his pocket. Master Lou summarized Zheng Jingyun's note and simply summarized it as follows -

"Extremely greedy for money, and very strong!"

Doctor Song smiled and said to himself, "Eel, oh eel, it's so sad that you died at the hands of such a woman!"

He had the same idea as Master Lou, thinking that Eel praised Ruan Qiqi so highly just to save face. In fact, Ruan Qiqi was just a greedy woman with greater strength.

The instructions given to him by his superiors were to eliminate Ruan Qiqi by any means necessary and avenge Eel.

Since Ruan Qiqi is greedy, then use money to seduce her, and then kill her without anyone knowing, so that I can report to my superiors.

Ruan Qiqi thrived in the mental hospital. He quickly became friends with the patients and became their boss at the speed of light using candies and snacks.

"I'm going to go back to sleep. If that stupid doctor comes to me, do you know what to say no to?"

Ruan Qiqi was going back to school. Before leaving, she gave some training to the new brothers to prevent Doctor Song from coming looking for them.

"Know!"

The younger brothers answered in unison, and then started talking at once.

"You went to chat with Sakyamuni!"

"Let's go fight the Japs!"

"You should go back and cook Meng Po soup. If you are late, the King of Hell will deduct your bonus!"

Everyone’s answer was different. Shen Jingbing’s imagination indeed broke through the three-dimensional world and reached the four-dimensional world ahead of time.

Ruan Qiqi left with great peace of mind. After returning to school, she continued her busy and fulfilling studies. Zheng Jingyun received instructions from Master Lou and ten yuan.

The ten coins were the bait to lure Ruan Qiqi. Master Lou asked her to use the money to conquer Ruan Qiqi and trick her into going mountain climbing on the weekend.

Zheng Jingyun did not dare to hide a single word and reported everything.

Ruan Qiqi looked at the ten yuan with disdain. It was outrageous that the Japanese devil only used ten yuan to humiliate her!

But she still had to climb the mountain on the weekend. The Japanese must want to deal with her on the mountain. She didn't know how many people they sent, but she was not afraid no matter how many people there were. Yuelu Mountain was full of trees, and that was her home ground.

"Reply to him and go hiking on Sunday morning at 8 o'clock."

Ruan Qiqi asked Zheng Jingyun to reply.

Zheng Jingyun obediently wrote the note, ran to the back mountain and stuffed it into a tree hole, then came back anxiously.

She had a bad feeling that something bad would happen if she went hiking on Sunday.

"I...Is it okay if I don't go hiking on Sunday?" Zheng Jingyun asked courageously.

"Can you have fried peanuts on Saturday?"

Ruan Qiqi looked at her with a mocking expression.

Zheng Jingyun's face turned pale instantly, and a chill ran down her back. She shook her head vigorously and said in a trembling voice, "I'm going to climb the mountain, for sure!"

Climbing to the top of a mountain will only result in breaking your legs, but not climbing the mountain may cost you your life.

Saturday was still a day of working as usual. Ruan Qiqi and the aunt had become a very good pair. Every time she went to work, the aunt would take her away, calling it work. In fact, Ruan Qiqi just lay comfortably, and at noon she had the carefully prepared meals by the aunt. She lived a very comfortable life.

Lu Ye didn't come to pick her up this week because he was on a mission again. Ruan Qiqi simply didn't go back to the compound and stayed in the school. The next day, she went to the cafeteria to have breakfast and then went hiking with Zheng Jingyun.

There are quite a few people climbing the mountain on weekends, mostly teachers and students from universities at the foot of the mountain.

Ruan Qiqi was walking calmly, when suddenly her eyes lit up. Like lightning, she took three steps at a time, rushed over and stepped on the Great Unity, so fast that even Zheng Jingyun couldn't react.

Master Lou, who was hiding in the dark, was very satisfied with Ruan Qiqi's performance. He realized that he was indeed a greedy person. This made things easy.

So, on the road ahead, a Big Unity banknote would drop from time to time. Ruan Qiqi picked up money along the way and was so happy that she couldn't close her mouth. She was so immersed in the joy of picking up money that she didn't notice that the road was getting narrower and there were fewer and fewer people.

They unknowingly entered a maple forest. The forest was very quiet, with birds singing from time to time, making it seem very peaceful and tranquil.

Ruan Qiqi was counting the money he had just picked up. Wow, a net profit of twenty dollars.

Satisfied, she put the money in her pocket and pulled Zheng Jingyun to the main road. A gust of wind came over. It was a crossbow arrow that was poisoned. If it pierced the skin a little, the poison would cause death instantly.

Ruan Qiqi tilted her body and nimbly avoided the crossbow arrow. At the same time, a stone was thrown over and collided with the crossbow arrow, causing sparks to fly. The crossbow arrow changed direction and pierced into a maple tree.

[The third update is finished. I will go out to see the autumn sun tomorrow and climb Mount Sanqing by the way. I will update regularly. Good night.]


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