The Lu Jiefang brothers at the border have started their daily routine of waiting anxiously since they sent the letter. After patrolling every day, the two brothers stand at the intersection where the postman must pass and wait.

"Brother, did sister-in-law receive the letter?"

Lu Yuanchao turned his sore neck and asked in a low voice.

"You should have received it. It's been half a month."

Lu Jiefang calculated the time. It had been half a month since he sent the letter. As long as everything went smoothly on the way, he would definitely receive it.

"Brother, can sister-in-law come up with a solution?"

Lu Yuanchao gritted his teeth. The black monkeys were too mean. They always jumped outside the border and mumbled something they couldn't understand. But even if they couldn't understand, they could tell from the monkeys' mean expressions and obscene movements that these bastards definitely didn't fart well.

Another time, the squad leader took his brothers and several comrades on patrol. A stray bullet was fired and the squad leader was hit in order to cover them. Fortunately, he was not injured in any vital parts.

Even though the squad leader was very fierce, scolded them to death, and was cruel and merciless, often punishing them by putting them in solitary confinement, but even so, they were still family members. Why should they be bullied by the black monkey?

He and his brother had never felt so aggrieved since they were young, except when they were with Lu Ye.

If there hadn't been an order from above not to cross the border, he would have definitely crossed over and taught those dirty monkeys a lesson!

"Of course she can. My sister-in-law is full of evil... She's very smart!"

Lu Jiefang braked in time, swallowed the bad words, and almost slipped his tongue.

“That’s right!”

Lu Yuanchao nodded vigorously.

The two brothers turned their necks at the same time. Their necks were sore from waiting for too long.

"What are you two waiting for here every day?"

Someone came over and made a joke.

"Wait for my sister-in-law's letter!"

The two brothers answered in unison.

"It's only been half a month since you sent it out. Even if your sister-in-law received it, it will take another half a month to send it back. Are you waiting for air?"

The person asking the questions looked at them like they were fools. From the day the package was sent out, these two fools started waiting, and they have been waiting for half a month.

The two brothers blinked a few times in unison and touched the back of their heads in unison. Their movements were in unison and their confused expressions were exactly the same.

"Yeah, brother, why did you drag me here to wait?"

Lu Yuanchao asked innocently.

"Your legs are longer than yours, why did you come with me?"

Lu Jiefang was a little angry and embarrassed. He glared at her unhappily, held his head high, and walked away quickly.

"Brother, wait for me. Can you cook for me tonight? I want to eat beef stewed with potatoes!"

Lu Yuanchao chased after him.

"Walk!"

Lu Jiefang's mouth was drooling. He stopped and waited, and then the two brothers ran towards the cafeteria with shining eyes.

The person asking the question smiled and shook his head. He had never seen such silly people. Or were these two brothers exactly the same in stupidity? I wonder what kind of parents gave birth to them?

The two brothers had a big meal in the cafeteria and burped all over.

Next to them was their mortal enemy Cui Xiongwei, who closed his eyes and swallowed the porridge with a fearless attitude. After swallowing a few mouthfuls, he had to stretch his neck upwards to let the porridge slide down, otherwise it would get stuck in his throat and he would be very uncomfortable.

"Mr. Cui...Xiongwei, would you like me to treat you to meat?"

Lu Yuanchao walked over and asked with malicious intent.

Ever since the leech incident, the squad leader has made a new rule that strictly prohibits giving comrades insulting nicknames, especially "father-in-law" and "Governor". Violators will be put in solitary confinement.

The two brothers made several slips of the tongue and were put in solitary confinement, but they finally learned their lesson.

"roll!"

Cui Xiongwei glared fiercely and dared not scold the Governor of Hong Kong anymore.

He couldn't control his tongue several times and was put in solitary confinement by the squad leader. Finally, he learned his lesson.

"If you don't want to eat, then don't eat. Why are you scolding me? I'll tell the squad leader later..."

Lu Yuanchao angrily slapped him on the back of the head and said he would go and complain, but when he mentioned the squad leader, they all fell silent.

The squad leader is lying in the hospital!

"Grass……"

Lu Yuanchao was in no mood to argue with Cui Xiongwei, and was going back to the dormitory with a sullen face.

"Lu Jiefang, there's a call for you, it's your sister-in-law!"

Someone was shouting outside.

Everyone in the cafeteria looked at the two brothers with envy and jealousy in their eyes.

Damn it, he must have sent money again!

The brothers' eyes lit up and they rushed to answer the phone. Lu Jiefang barely caught his breath and stammered, "Big...Big sister-in-law."

"How come you stuttered after going to the border? Wait until you catch your breath before speaking!"

"Hey, I need to catch my breath!"

Lu Jiefang was very obedient. He took several deep breaths and finally caught his breath.

"Sister-in-law, I'm breathing well!"

Lu Jiefang reported obediently like a primary school student. The operator next to him twitched his mouth. No wonder these two fools always said that the eldest sister-in-law is like a mother. It seems that she is indeed more obedient than her son!

"Believe me, since the leader doesn't allow you to go over, then let the monkeys come over. We can always beat them when they come over, right?" Ruan Qiqi asked.

"I can beat them, but they are very treacherous, so I won't come over!"

"Your eldest brother asked someone to send you some things. You will receive them tomorrow. Please do as I wrote in the letter."

Ruan Qiqi hung up the phone after giving the instructions.

Lu Jiefang wanted to ask what was written in the letter, but before he could open his mouth, a beep came from the microphone.

"Brother, what did the sister-in-law say?"

Lu Yuanchao asked hopefully, there must be a good way to teach the black monkey a lesson, right?

"My eldest sister-in-law said that my eldest brother asked someone to send something to me. There is also a letter from my eldest sister-in-law, asking us to do as the letter says. Anyway, we will know tomorrow."

Lu Jiefang said exactly what he said.

The two brothers looked at each other, turned around and went back to the dormitory.

That night, the two brothers suffered from insomnia, which was rare. Even when they knew they were about to be exiled to the border, they had never suffered from insomnia and slept soundly.

The two of them tossed and turned in bed, the bed creaking. Cui Xiongwei said angrily: "Are you still going to sleep? If not, go outside and run 20 kilometers!"

"Oh, the squad leader is not here, so you, the eunuch, are calling yourself the king?"

"Brother, don't waste time talking to him, take him out!"

The two brothers jumped off the bed together, each pulling one side of Cui Xiongwei and dragging him out.

The result was that the three of them ran twenty kilometers. Of course, Cui Xiongwei was forced to do so.

"You two governors, you bastards, you fools, you sons of bitches... I'm not done with you... ahem... I'm not done with you!"

Cui Xiongwei cursed out all the dirty words he knew.

"Go to bed!"

The two brothers didn't understand, but were not angry at all. They took a shower and went to bed, sleeping soundly.

On the contrary, Cui Xiongwei tossed and turned in bed, unable to sleep all night. Listening to the snoring of the two brothers, he really wanted to beat the two governors to death!

The next day, the two brothers received a large package, which was delivered by a plane carrying supplies. Their comrades surrounded them and urged the brothers to open the package.

"Open it quickly and see what delicious food there is."

Amidst everyone's anticipation, the two brothers opened the package, and what was revealed left everyone a little dumbfounded.

A tape recorder and two big speakers, you can’t eat them!

Lu Jiefang was reading a letter. It was not a long letter and the two brothers finished reading it quickly and looked at each other.

"Brother, will this method really work?"

"Sister-in-law can't be wrong, let's give it a try!"

Although the two brothers were not smart, they had strong execution ability. They quickly installed the tape recorder and loudspeaker and took them to the border. There were a few black monkeys patrolling on the opposite side. When they saw them, they immediately started swearing and making some insulting and obscene gestures. They were so mean!

[I will update one update first, and write the remaining two updates at home]