Since they would receive money soon and also got praised, the two brothers decided to treat themselves. They asked Lao Huang to stew a big pot of potatoes and beef, and another big pot of rice. They ate until they were burping and were very happy.
Cui Xiongwei also cooked a big pot of fish, which he ate with his two brothers who were close friends.
The fish stewed by Lao Huang was particularly delicious. Cui Xiongwei used to love it very much. But today he was eating absent-mindedly. He was still thinking about what his elder brother had said. He kept thinking about it until the evening. He tossed and turned in bed. His mind was extremely excited and he couldn't fall asleep at all.
Because he figured it out.
He can just disguise himself as an ordinary citizen and beat up the monkey. It has nothing to do with the army.
“Creaky…”
The bed was shaking very loudly, and Brother Lu Jiefang couldn't sleep because of the noise. He jumped out of bed in anger and dragged Cui Xiongwei out for a run without saying a word.
After running ten kilometers, all three of them were sweating profusely. Cui Xiongwei rarely swore today. He was still immersed in the excitement of playing the role of an ordinary citizen, and he was struggling with what kind of costume would be most appropriate.
He is a handsome man with an elegant demeanor, so he must dress up as a gentleman. He doesn't want to dress up as a dirty farmer.
"Are you stupid?"
Lu Yuanchao was not used to his silence and slapped him on the back of the head.
"I'm about to make a great contribution, I won't bother with you guys!"
Cui Xiongwei gritted his teeth and suppressed his anger. After all, he was about to make a contribution and would be a hero praised by everyone. How could he afford to be on the same level as the two Governors of Hong Kong!
"You? You might as well castrate yourself!"
Lu Jiefang sneered disdainfully and didn't believe it at all.
"Don't be so mean, my eldest brother is from the sharp knife company of the Southwest Military Region. He taught me a wonderful method... Humph, you want to know? I won't tell you!"
Cui Xiongwei was very proud when he saw that Brother Lu Jiefang had caught a black carp.
"You're the only one who has a big brother? My big brother is also from the Sharp Blade Company, and he's also a military leader. My big brother can beat your big brother with one hand!"
Lu Yuanchao was not convinced. Although he didn't like Lu Ye, it didn't mean that he didn't admit that Lu Ye was strong enough, definitely stronger than Eunuch Cui.
"What did your elder brother say?"
Lu Jiefang wanted to know more about the method Brother Cui taught him. Maybe it could help him teach the black monkey a lesson, and his sister-in-law would definitely reward them with more money.
"Why should I tell you...what are you doing? Let me go..."
Cui Xiongwei refused to say anything, but the next second, he was restrained by Lu Jiefang. Lu Yuanchao reacted very quickly and quickly took off his socks that had not been washed for three days. The stench was enough to kill an elephant.
Lu Yuanchao himself was disgusted with it, so he picked up the socks with two fingers and tried to stuff them into Cui Xiongwei's mouth.
"Ugh... Shit... Take it away!"
Cui Xiongwei rolled his eyes so much from the fumes that he almost vomited the stewed fish he had eaten that night.
"I won't say anything but put it in your mouth!"
Lu Jiefang threatened openly, Lu Yuanchao had a wicked smile on his face, and the socks in his hand were getting closer and closer, only three or four centimeters away from Cui Xiongwei's mouth.
"I said... ugh... take it away!"
Cui Xiongwei surrendered and confessed honestly.
The brothers' eyes lit up, this was a good idea, they could disguise themselves as ordinary people, teach the black monkey a lesson and then come back, all without anyone noticing, they would definitely not be discovered.
"Let's take a break together next time!"
The two brothers set the time domineeringly, regardless of whether Cui Xiongwei agreed or not.
“I don’t want to…”
Cui Xiongwei had just protested when a smelly sock was stuffed into his mouth. He was so scared that he quickly shut up and was forced to accept the action of the three people.
Three days later was their day off, and the three decided to take action on that day. However, the day before the action, they had a disagreement.
Cui Xiongwei wanted to dress up as a gentleman, but the two brothers strongly opposed it. Lu Yuanchao came up with a brilliant idea: "You dress up as a woman, wear a flowery dress, and a veil, and the black monkey will definitely not be able to recognize you."
"Why don't you guys pretend? Why should I pretend?"
Cui Xiongwei was particularly sensitive about dressing up as a woman. He was not even afraid of his smelly socks and jumped up to protest.
"Who made you so thin and tender? Your waist is thinner than a woman's. If not you, who will?"
Lu Yuanchao retorted angrily that the grown man's waist was thinner than a woman's, his skin was whiter than a woman's, and he could even raise his index finger. No matter how he dressed up, he was better looking than the women on the black-skinned monkey side.
Cui Xiongwei's protest was ineffective, so he was forced to agree, but he made a request: "You have to dress up as a woman, or I won't!"
If they want to pretend, then they can pretend together. Otherwise, he won’t pretend even if he has to eat smelly socks.
The Lu Jiefang brothers, who were eager to make money, agreed. The next day, the three of them had a day off. They asked for leave early in the morning and went to the market to buy clothes.
The residents on the border were very mixed, most of them were locals, and a small number were people from the other side. So they could buy their clothes at the market. They bought three sets, walked through the small road, found a secluded place to change clothes, and hid the changed military uniforms.
All three of them wore veils and had red dots on their foreheads. They looked at each other and showed expressions of disgust.
"Wait!"
Lu Jiefang called out to the handsome but unromantic Cui Xiongwei, took out two buns from his arms and stuffed them into his clothes. Suddenly, Cui Xiongwei became charming and voluptuous.
She has fair and delicate skin, expressive eyes, a slender waist, and a graceful figure. She is prettier than many local women.
The Lu Jiefang brothers looked like Cui Xiongwei's maids.
The three of them walked towards the market and met many local people along the way. No one doubted their identities at all.
"I look pretty good in this role!"
Cui Xiongwei was very proud and no longer felt disgusted with the women's clothing he was wearing. He even twisted his body to be more seductive, bewitching the men on the street.
The market here was also very lively, and the three men quickly found their target, two black monkey soldiers. They were also on duty and were preparing to go to the brothel in the town to have fun.
The three of them exchanged glances for a few seconds, and Cui Xiongwei walked towards the two black monkeys gracefully, and the handkerchief fell in front of them.
The black monkey picked it up, raised his head, and his eyes suddenly widened.
This woman is more beautiful than the most expensive top prostitute in the brothel. She smiles so beautifully at them. She must like them, right?
Cui Xiongwei was wearing a veil, with affectionate eyes. He looked back and smiled. Without saying anything, he hooked two black monkeys into black carp, which followed him fascinatedly.
The two lustful black monkeys did not notice that they were going further and further away on the road. Instead, they thought that the beauty was deliberately leading them to a secluded place so that she could have fun with them.
The Lu Jiefang brothers followed closely and finally arrived at a secluded place. Apart from them and the black monkey, there was no one else.
The impatient black monkey pounced towards Cui Xiongwei, but someone grabbed his collar from behind. He turned around and wanted to curse, but was hit hard in the face, followed by a barrage of punches.
Three against two, the result was no surprise, the two black monkeys were beaten half to death and were only breathing their last breath.
"Brother, do you want to kill him?" Lu Yuanchao asked.
"Of course we'll kill them. They saw us!"
Lu Jiefang didn't hesitate. He grabbed the black monkey's neck and twisted it. With a click, the black monkey died.
[The remaining two chapters will be written in the evening, good night]