"No problem, I'll send it to you later."
Gan's mother agreed with a smile. She and the fishmonger Lian were classmates in elementary school and they had an even closer relationship.
The fishmonger left with great satisfaction. Another woman brought in a basket of vegetables, which were left by Gan's mother.
When Gan's mother heard that there was trouble in the store, she was worried that her husband would suffer a loss, so she gave up the food and ran back quickly, running faster than the wind.
After giving Father Gan a massage, Mother Gan finally had time to care about Scar Liu and the others.
Everyone else fainted, only Scar Liu was awake. With nine broken ribs, he couldn't move at all. He could only watch Gan's mother approach with fear in his eyes.
There are ten tigers in Lotus Street, and this old lady ranks number one. Gangs, big and small, in Hong Kong generally coexist peacefully with Lotus Street and rarely come to cause trouble.
Because the people on this street are not only good at fighting, but also very united, and the gangs are most afraid of these ruthless people.
Now that he's in the hands of this tigress, Scar Liu is really scared.
"Don't come over here, I'm the leader of the Yi Gang..."
"Click"
Gan's mother stepped on his chest and with a little force, broke another rib.
Scar Liu was sweating profusely from the pain, but he was a tough guy and didn't make a sound.
Gan's mother sneered and continued to push. Three more strands broke with a crackling sound. Then she stopped. Scar Liu was in so much pain that he regretted it so much.
Knowing that these two old guys are not easy to deal with, why does he come to seek trouble?
"Amei, let them copy the Disciple Rules a hundred times!"
Father Gan called his wife to stop him, saying that if the beating continued someone might die.
Their son is now in a gang, so the old couple should keep a low profile and not cause trouble for their son.
Scar Liu's eyes went dark. It would be worse to kill him than to recite the "Di Zi Gui" a hundred times!
The others who woke up also had sad faces. What they hated most was copying and writing, otherwise they wouldn't have become lackeys.
"Everyone get up and clean up the store!"
Gan's mother roared, and everyone didn't dare to hesitate for a second. They got up quickly and cleaned up the place very attentively.
Scar Liu was the only one left, lying on the ground dying, with no one caring about him.
even--
"Boss, move your hands!"
"Boss, move your head to the left!"
"Boss, can you lie down somewhere else?"
Scar Liu was lying in the middle of the store, sprawled out, taking up quite a bit of space, which seriously affected the younger brothers' cleaning work. Finally, he was carried outside the store by his younger brothers to make him lie down.
Strength lies in numbers. The shop that was smashed into a mess was quickly cleaned up. Gan's mother took out an abacus and counted the money: "We smashed six chairs, two tables, twenty plates, a cabinet, and a door. The total is 28,000!"
The younger brothers looked at each other in bewilderment, and finally they cleverly brought Scar Liu in again so that the boss and Gan's mother could reconcile the accounts.
“We didn’t break into the store.”
In front of Gan's mother, Scar Liu's momentum was seriously lacking and even his voice was weak.
"If you refuse to admit your mistakes, you will be fined two thousand or thirty thousand yuan!"
Gan's mother dialed the dial a few times and added money with an expressionless face.
"Fuck your mother!"
Scar Liu couldn't stand it and swore at random.
"If you don't speak civilized and swear, you will be fined 10,000 yuan or 40,000 yuan!"
Gan's mother adjusted the abacus a few more times and the amount of money increased faster than the bull market.
Scar Liu's face turned pale. The damn old woman was too arrogant. Damn it!
Although he was very unconvinced, he had to admit his mistake and paid the money obediently.
"I'm short of 25,000. This chain and the Wu Shi card are pretty good. I'll pay it off!"
Scar Liu didn't have enough cash on him, so Gan's mother stole his gold chain and a jade pendant of quite good quality.
Gan's mother drove a dozen of her younger brothers to the store entrance, asked them to stand in a circle, bend over, use each other's backs as tables, and copy the "Rules for Being a Good Pupil and Child" (Di Zi Gui).
"Handwriting must be neat, no scribbling allowed, copy it a hundred times!"
Gan's mother took out paper and pen and distributed them one by one, and also collected a hundred yuan for the paper and pen.
A dozen thugs, bent over in agony, began to copy. They formed a unique sight at the store door, and all the dogs passing by would stop to take a look.
Scar Liu, who was lying on the ground, was secretly delighted. Fortunately, his ribs were broken and he escaped.
"You, come back in a month and copy it. You will be late ten times for each day!"
Gan's mother walked up to him with a stern face, looking much more dignified than Gan's father.
Scar Liu didn't say anything. A month later, his wounds were healed and he ignored the old woman.
but--
"What are you doing? Stop it, old woman!"
Scar Liu screamed in fear and grabbed his belt with both hands, but his chest hurt terribly when he exerted the slightest force. He could only watch as Gan's mother quickly pulled off his pants.
"Take your hands away!"
Gan's mother had a Polaroid camera in her hand. She kicked Scar Liu's hand away, then pressed the shutter button and took pictures from all directions.
She had four more photos in her hand, all of which were of Scar Liu. His face was full of shame, anger, helplessness and pain, a very complicated expression. Coupled with his open window to society, the picture was very shocking to the eyes.
"If you don't come to copy it in a month, I'll let my son distribute your photos all over the city!"
Gan's mother raised the photo in her hand, gave a mocking smile, and then ignored Scar Liu, who was filled with grief and anger, and didn't even zip up his pants.
Or the younger brother who was peed on by his mom couldn't stand it anymore, so he quietly came over to help the boss pull him up, then lay back down pretending to be dead, secretly praying that his mother didn't notice him.
Gan's mother, who had already entered the store, came out again, kicked the guy pretending to be dead, and shouted, "Go copy the Disciple Rules!"
There is actually a fish that slipped through the net. As I get older, my eyesight isn't as good as when I was young. Alas!
After dealing with Scar Liu and his gang, Gan's mother came to greet Ruan Qiqi and the others: "I'm sorry to have kept you waiting for so long. I'll go make something delicious."
"It's okay. We are business partners with Gan Defa. Take your time, Auntie!" Ruan Qiqi said with a smile.
"You are friends of Fa Zai, why didn't you say so earlier!"
Gan's mother became even more enthusiastic and prepared to cook some of her specialties to entertain the distinguished guests.
"I just saw the little turtledove. I'm going to wash my eyes. Old man, you take care of the guests!"
As Gan's mother said this, she strode to the kitchen. Gan's father even jokingly asked, "How small is it?"
"Much younger than you!"
Gan's mother answered casually and went into the kitchen, while Gan's father smiled triumphantly.
Ruan Qiqi's mouth corners were almost numb. These old couple were flirting all the time. They were really wonderful!
No wonder he could raise such a wonderful son like Gan Defa!
Father Gan glanced at Xia Tao from time to time, muttering in his heart that this girl was really good, she was not only good at fighting but also pretty. It was a pity that his son was involved in a gang and was not worthy of her, otherwise he really wanted to bring them together.
"What are you looking at?"
Xia Tao was annoyed by his gaze and yelled in annoyance.
"You look so pretty, girl. Do you have a boyfriend?"
Father Gan didn't think Xia Tao had a bad temper at all. Instead, he thought she had personality, so he asked with a smile.
"No, men are so annoying!"
Xia Tao's anger disappeared in the face of Gan's father's smile, and she even started chatting with him.
"There are good men too, like my son Fa Zai, he is a good man."
Father Gan's face was filled with pride when he mentioned his son.
"Your son faints at the sight of blood, so even the wedding night will be difficult." Xia Tao told the truth.
Father Gan was stunned. It took him a long time to react. He couldn't help but laugh. He leaned over and said mysteriously, "Just turn off the lights. It'll be fine if you can't see anything in the dark."
"Are you dizzy too?"
Xia Tao asked curiously.
"Yes, my wife and I turned off the lights the first time we did it, and nothing happened. Besides, maybe Fa Zai will find a wife who hasn't done it before, and that would save us a lot of trouble."
When talking about his first time with his wife, Father Gan's face was full of sweetness.
"You don't mind?"
"Why should I mind? I'm not the one looking for a wife. Besides, every carrot has its own hole. Even if the carrot is pulled out, the hole will still be there!"
Father Gan spoke very freely and easily, and he seemed to be shining with the light of wisdom.
[I finally finished writing it. I’ll see if I can finish it by midnight. If not, I’ll update it tomorrow during the day.]