"You're not seeing things, are you? How can anyone fly? That violates Newton's laws!"

There was a male classmate wearing glasses who thought Ling Yun was exaggerating. He said that humans didn't have wings and it was impossible for them to fly like birds.

"I want to be a pilot. My one eye is more powerful than your four eyes combined. Four-eyed chicken, if you don't want to listen, get out of here!"

Ling Yun was furious. He still felt that what he said was too frugal and couldn't describe half of the excitement of that night. It was a pity that he escaped in such a hurry that he didn't bring a camera with him. If he could have taken a picture, it would definitely make these people who were ignorant of the world shut up.

"Shut up, Four-Eyed Chicken! Stop making noise!"

The other students also had strong opinions. They hadn't heard enough and thought it was much more interesting than martial arts novels.

The boy with glasses didn't dare to offend the crowd, and returned to his seat to do the questions angrily. Ling Yun couldn't even understand the equations. If such a person could be a pilot, he would twist his head off and use him as a bench!

But he didn't know that several years later, he and Ling Yun actually took the same flight. Ling Yun was the captain and he was a first-class passenger. After getting on the plane, he found out that the captain was Ling Yun, whom he looked down upon when he was a child. He was so scared that he yelled to get off the plane and refused to get on.

Of course, he was unable to get off the plane and could only watch it take off. This flight was a long-distance flight, taking six or seven hours. In the past, when he took long-distance flights, he would deal with official documents before going to bed. But this time, he prayed the whole time and summoned all kinds of gods. Fortunately, there was no danger in the end and the plane landed smoothly.

This is a story for later. Now Ling Yun is still a troublesome student who gives teachers and parents a headache. He doesn't look like a future pilot captain at all.

The bell rang for class and the students returned to their seats reluctantly. Ling Yun was not satisfied yet and all he wanted now was to become Director Xia's disciple. However, Director Xia had not shown up in the past few days, causing him to come to school excitedly every day and return home disappointed.

After the morning classes, the students rushed to the cafeteria. What they looked forward to most every day was lunch. The food in the cafeteria tasted better than at home. If there was food not served in the evening, they would all want to eat dinner before going home.

The cafeteria of Jiade School is bright and clean, and there are long queues at each window. Some students who have got their meals sit down in groups of three or four to eat.

Ling Yun ordered his favorite curry beef with potatoes and scrambled eggs with tomatoes, found a seat with his three friends, and sat down to eat.

The four of them had a falling out a while ago because they had a fight in Xia Tao's office. They were all bruised and battered, and were punished to clean toilets for a month. After that, they ignored each other for a few days and looked at each other coldly when they met on the road.

But it only lasted a week, and soon they reconciled and swept the toilet together in love.

"Why don't you eat your potatoes?"

Ling Yun picked out the potatoes and put them on the table, his friend asked.

"I don't like it. Why doesn't the cafeteria make beef curry without potatoes?"

Ling Yun pulled out the potatoes with disgust and put them all on the table. He only liked to eat French fries and didn't like any other potatoes.

"The school rules say that we are not allowed to waste food, otherwise you have to pick it up and eat it," his friend reminded him.

"Director Xia is not here again."

Ling Yun disagreed. If Director Xia was here, he wouldn't dare to pick it out even if he didn't like it. But now he is not afraid.

He picked out all the potatoes from the beef, piled them on the table, and prepared to eat, but he found that his friends across from him were sitting upright with strange expressions.

"What are you doing? Did you see a ghost?"

Ling Yun made a joke, and the friend opposite him squinted his eyes so hard that his eyelids twitched into phantoms, but Ling Yun didn't react at all, and sneered in disdain, "Just eat, why make faces for ghosts?"

The bad friends are almost mad. They won't help the rotten mud that can't even support the wall.

Ling Yun scooped a large spoonful of rice soaked in curry beef sauce and opened his mouth wide to eat. Then a creepy voice rang in his ears: "Pick up the potatoes and eat them!"

"ah!"

Ling Yun was so frightened as if he had seen a ghost in broad daylight that he dropped the spoon in his hand. Curry sauce splashed all over his face and a few drops of rice splashed on his chin. He slowly raised his head and saw his dear Director Xia, who was looking at him coldly.

"Director Xia, you're back?"

Although Ling Yun was frightened, he soon became happy. Dear Director Xia was finally back, and he could become her disciple and learn martial arts!

"Count to three. If you don't eat, you'll have to clean toilets for a month!"

Xia Tao counted expressionlessly, and when she counted to two, Ling Yun quickly picked up the potato on the table and started eating it without hesitation.

He finished eating a pile of potatoes in just a few minutes. He even stuck out his tongue to lick the rice off his chin. He took out a small mirror from his pocket to look at himself. He wiped his face with a handkerchief, then stood up, saluted Xia Tao with a smile, and said loudly, "Madam, I'm done!"

The voice was loud and powerful, drowning out the noise of all the students in the cafeteria. Everyone looked over. When they saw Xia Tao, some of them became flustered and quickly picked up the discarded food on the table and ate it in silence.

They were secretly thankful that it didn't end up in the manure bucket, otherwise they wouldn't be able to eat it.

"This won't happen again!"

Xia Tao said coldly, and went to inspect other tables with her hands behind her back. After a round of inspection, she didn't find anyone wasting food, and she felt much better.

It seems that the students are quite self-conscious and have been behaving well during the days when she was away.

After a two-hour lunch break, Xia Tao returned to the office and took out "The Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber" from the drawer, ready to read it.

After she finished reading "The Sword Stained with Royal Blood", she borrowed "The Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber" from Gan Defa. She had only read one-third of it but was already irritated by the male protagonist. She wanted to travel into the book and castrate Zhang Wuji.

Damn it! He hooked up with Yin Li on the left and Zhou Zhiruo on the right, and he was still unclear with Xiao Zhao. He was also lingering with Zhao Min. He was indecisive and flirtatious, harming one woman after another.

Xia Tao hasn’t seen the ending yet, so she doesn’t know who Zhang Wuji will be with in the end. If she were the author, she would write that Zhang Wuji dies alone. A man like him should not have a woman and should be alone.

Xia Tao opened the book with a curse, took a deep breath, and prepared to read.

Someone knocked on the door, and Ling Yun shouted, "Director Xia, I'm Ling Yun!"

"What's up?"

Xia Tao opened the door with a cold face, glared at the four teenagers in front of her, and asked in a cold voice: "Is the toilet clean?"

"It is swept every day, and it is very clean. I even use my mother's perfume to spray it. My classmates are very satisfied when they go to the toilet."

Ling Yun smiled like a lackey, he was telling the truth, he stole the fucking brand name perfume and used it to spray the toilet, his mother didn't realize until it was almost used up, three hangers were broken, his mother doesn't look happy when she sees him now, and she even locked the drawers where the perfume was kept.

"What's up?"

Xia Tao's expression eased a little, but she was still impatient and wanted to send him away quickly so that she could go back to read.

"Director Xia, please accept me as your disciple. I have extraordinary talents and am definitely a martial arts genius. I won't suffer any loss if you accept me as your disciple!"

Ling Yun knelt down, and the other three friends also knelt down without hesitation, kowtowed respectfully together, and shouted in unison: "Master, please accept me!"