Ruan Qiqi struck while the iron was hot and said, "Since we want to part ways amicably, let's go to the commune tomorrow to get a divorce. Let Li Hailiang take 200 yuan and move my eldest sister and Ruan Nian and Ruan Pan's household registration out."

"Who are Ruan Nian and Ruan Pan?"

Li Huailin didn't react.

"My eldest sister's two daughters will be called Ruan Nian and Ruan Pan from now on." Ruan Qiqi explained patiently.

The faces of the Li family members changed, especially Li Huailin, whose old face hurt more than if he had been slapped.

"The name is just a code name, you can call it anything you want. The two children will definitely be well fed and clothed in my home, and I won't let them suffer any grievances, don't worry!"

Ruan Qiqi said again.

The Li family members secretly complained in their hearts, saying it better than singing. Since the name is just a code name, why change it?

However, they only dared to keep it in their hearts and not say it out loud, for fear that Ruan Qiqi, the crazy woman, would say something inappropriate for children, which they could not bear.

"good!"

Li Huailin's voice was hoarse and his old face was gloomy, as if he had aged a dozen years in an instant.

Because he knew that with the poisonous snake Lao Wu around, there would be no peace in the future.

Ruan Qiqi smiled, like a blooming spring flower. She said loudly, "Since we have reached an agreement, you can take the person back. We will meet at the commune tomorrow morning at 8:30. If something goes wrong, I will go crazy and talk nonsense in the commune. I will be sorry to everyone!"

The Li family members were all shocked and said in unison: "Don't worry, we will be there on time at 8:30 tomorrow!"

They were determined to carry Li Hailiang to the commune to get a divorce.

Li Hailiang and his brothers were still unconscious, with feces and urine all over their bodies, and they smelled terrible. The Li family thought they stunk too much, so they threw them into the river, washed them several times, and then carried them back alive, sound and fresh.

The Ruan family's yard suddenly became a lot emptier. The captain's mouth was still open. He couldn't believe that the Li family actually agreed to the three outrageous demands raised by Ruan Qiqi?

He wanted to know more, were those melons real?

"Qiqi, are those things true?"

The captain felt itchy and couldn't help but ask.

"What are they?"

Ruan Qiqi pretended to be stupid and deliberately hung him up.

"Did Li Hailiang's mother really tell those things about Third Uncle?" the captain asked in a low voice, his eyes flashing with gossip and envy towards Third Uncle.

He is only fifty years old, but he is already unable to do anything. My third uncle is already seventy years old, but he can still give birth to a big fat son. I really want to know what secret recipe this old man takes.

"Of course, if Li Hailiang's mother didn't tell me, how would I know?"

Ruan Qiqi saw through his little thoughts at a glance and hooked her finger at him. The captain came over attentively and heard her ask, "Do you want to know what secret recipe Third Uncle took?"

"Yes, yes, Qiqi, you are so smart!"

The captain nodded vigorously, his ears perked up, he didn't want to miss a single word.

"Li Hailiang's mother told me a secret recipe, but I don't believe it."

"Tell me what the remedy is first."

The captain was very anxious. He hated people who spoke in an evasive manner.

Ruan Qiqi frowned and said with disdain, "Li Hailiang's mother said that the first thing Third Uncle does every morning when he wakes up is to drink his own urine while it's still hot. He has been doing this for thirty or forty years. I think this folk remedy must be fake. What do you think, Second Uncle?"

There was no response, the captain was deep in thought.

"Second uncle!"

Ruan Qiqi yelled, and the captain finally came back to his senses. He said absentmindedly, "I think it's fake, too. Qiqi, I'm going back!"

"Uncle, please walk slowly and be careful with the threshold!"

Ruan Qiqi had just finished speaking when the anxious captain tripped over the threshold and fell flat on his face.

The captain climbed up using his hands and feet and limped away.

He had to go back quickly to have a cup of tea so that he could have hot, fresh urine to drink tomorrow morning. Although it was a bit disgusting, for the sake of being strong and vigorous, he could still overcome this difficulty.

The team leader did not doubt this folk remedy at all. With the example of his third uncle who had a son in his old age, he believed in this folk remedy without a doubt.

Whenever the captain thought about how he would be able to become powerful in the future and make Widow Liu live a life of drunkenness and debauchery, he became so excited that he wished he could pee as soon as the sun rose!

Ruan Qiqi looked at his back and smiled triumphantly.

The Internet is really not a scam. As long as it involves aphrodisiac beauty, it is popular with both men and women, and they will even eat shit!

"Second sister, does Third Uncle really drink urine?" Ruan Xiaoxue asked curiously.

"Um!"

Ruan Qiqi did not deny it.

Ruan Xiaoxue had an indescribable expression and her eyes were full of disgust.

Ruan Shuangjiang sat there in a daze. She still felt like she was dreaming. Her second sister really did it. She and her daughter would no longer have to work like slaves and suffer beatings.

With the 200 yuan compensation from the Li family, and if she worked hard to earn work points, she was confident that she could raise her two daughters.

"Qiqi, thank you!"

Ruan Shuangjiang hugged Ruan Qiqi and thanked her while crying.

"Why be polite to each other, sisters? Go to sleep. I will accompany you to the commune tomorrow."

Ruan Qiqi's body was a little stiff. She was not used to being hugged so closely by someone, except by handsome guys.

She patted Ruan Shuangjiang's back gently a few times, but her hands hurt because Ruan Shuangjiang's back was all bones and she was very skinny.

Ruan Qiqi frowned and decided to give the Li family a big gift after the divorce.

It was late at night, the village was very quiet, and almost everyone was asleep.

Except Ruan Qiqi.

She was standing in the yard of Ruan Jiaming's house at this moment.

The moon in the sky is like a scimitar, surrounded by a group of stars twinkling.

Ruan Qiqi took out her cell phone and took a picture of the crescent moon.

She found Ruan Guiming and his wife's room. The door was not locked and opened easily.

Ruan Guiming and his wife were sleeping soundly. Yang Huiying had a bandage wrapped around her feet and was snoring with her mouth open.

Ruan Qiqi took out the homemade ether that she had worked on all night to make.

There was a drugstore owner who was probably an experiment maniac. She set up her own laboratory with all the necessary equipment. As long as she had alcohol and concentrated sulfuric acid, she could make ether. This was what a chemistry genius in the mental hospital taught her.

Almost everyone in the mental hospital is a genius. After all, people with a dull brain won't get mentally ill.

There were all kinds of geniuses, including weapons genius, chemistry genius, radio genius, lock-making genius, music genius, etc. Ruan Qiqi had nothing to do, so he learned a lot of skills to fool people from them.

Making her own ether was just one of her many skills.

Ruan Qiqi poured ether into a handkerchief and covered the mouths and noses of Ruan Guiming and his wife with it, knocking them unconscious.

Then he took off Ruan Guiming's pants. Under the cold moonlight, his butt was pale, with no birthmarks or moles.

Ruan Qiqi took out the photo of a crescent moon on her mobile phone, first used a pen to draw a crescent moon on her buttocks, then used a tattoo gun to tattoo it, and then applied paint.

There is a tattoo shop in the space with a complete range of supplies.

On Ruan Guiming's buttocks, a black crescent birthmark was clearly visible.

Ruan Qiqi was very satisfied with her skills. She was indeed a genius. She could create such a beautiful tattoo on her first try.

After pulling Ruan Guiming's pants back on, she left. From beginning to end, no one saw her, and no one knew that Ruan Guiming had a birthmark on his butt.