Chapter 67 The drama begins. One person hands over a knife, and the other one gives instructions on how to fight. So busy.



It was 7:30 in the morning and most people in the village had finished their breakfast and were getting ready to go to work.

The two curses resounded through the sky and were heard by everyone in the village. The villagers who were preparing to go to work immediately became energetic, but also very conflicted.

Should we go to Ruan Songshou's house to mediate?

Or go and watch Zhang Hongxia's fun?

The villagers wished they could split themselves in half, with one half to stop the fight and the other half to watch the fun.

However, they didn't dwell on it for too long, because a few more noisy curses were heard, and they were all particularly dirty.

"Fuck you, He Baoguo, you son of a bitch, I treat you as a brother, but you want to be my dad!"

"Third brother, you are not a human being. You were the one who ate the egg back then, but my parents insisted that I ate it, which caused me to get a severe beating. And you, a son of a bitch, are still pretending to comfort me. I will f**king kill you!"

"Mom, open your eyes and take a look. It was me who stole your money, not me. You have wronged me for thirty years. Now you have lifted the lid of the coffin and come out to slap me in the face!"

"You damn Ruan Jianguo, you are the rascal who peeped at my cousin going to the toilet. I hate you!"

Curses rang out one after another, and the village was busier than a vegetable market. The villagers who found the note were either angry or saddened by the redress of their injustice. Their anger levels reached their peak.

Ruanjiawan is located in central Hunan and has a tradition of practicing martial arts. Almost all the men, women, young and old in the village have practiced some skills. They are very tough and will never talk nonsense if they can take action. They are just tough in their bones.

A few minutes later, more than a dozen men and women rushed out of the house with red eyes, holding things in their hands, such as hoes, shoulder poles, hatchets, etc., all of which could take lives, and went to their enemies' homes with murderous intent.

Soon there were the sounds of fighting, screams, howls, and foul language, which were more beautiful than a symphony.

Lu Ye had already started the car, but when he heard the noise, he decisively turned off the engine, jumped out of the car, and dragged Ruan Qiqi to watch the fun.

"With such a big commotion, it must be a big show, let's go and take a look!"

Lu Ye had sufficient reasons. It didn't matter if he returned to Tanzhou early or late, but if he missed the excitement, he would regret it for a long time.

"Walk!"

Ruan Qiqi had been itching to go there for a long time. This big show was directed by her herself, and she had to go and witness it.

Otherwise she will regret it for the rest of her life.

As the two men walked into the village, a kitchen knife whizzed over and almost hit Lu Ye in the face. He held Ruan Qiqi and turned around flexibly to avoid the kitchen knife.

"Boom!"

The kitchen knife, with a fierce murderous aura, stabbed into the locust tree behind them, penetrating at least an inch deep.

"Ruan Songshou, I'm going to chop you to death!"

A heart-wrenching cry floated out, and a man's panicked voice said: "What's wrong with you so early in the morning? I didn't sleep with your cousin. I have my own cousin, and my cousin is prettier than yours. Why would I sleep with your ugly cousin?"

The man who was chopping people hesitated, as if what he said made sense. His guests were indeed not as good-looking as Ruan Songshou's guests.

There is no need for Ruan Songshou to leave his beautiful wife and sleep with his ugly guest, right?

Ruan Songshou, who was running out of breath, was secretly proud of himself. The stupid pig-head was frightened by his few words. He would sleep with his ugly guest again tonight.

Although it's a little ugly, it's so sexy and cool!

"Xu Taohua, he said you're so ugly that he can't eat you!"

A pleasant voice was heard, and Xu Taohua was the cousin of the man who chopped people.

"Ruan Songshou, what did you say last night? You said I was a fairy, prettier than your Muyu wife. Say it again that I'm ugly!"

A sharp female voice sounded. It was Xu Taohua.

She hates being told she's ugly the most!

"Okay, I'm going to chop you to death, you bastards!"

Clang clang clang…clang clang clang…

The drama started again, and it became more and more intense, and even knives were used. The villagers did not dare to intervene and ran to watch the fun in other people's homes.

Ruan Qiqi, who had accomplished his mission, retired and dragged Lu Ye to change the venue.

The two women rolled together, pulling hair, scratching faces, pinching necks, kicking stomachs, and spitting...

They were none other than Zhang Hongxia and her good sister who had stabbed her in the back. Yesterday they were half sisters, but today they had become sworn enemies, and every move they made was fatal.

Not far from them, two men were also fighting. They were brothers, and the tragedy was caused by an egg.

"Go to the cemetery and explain clearly to your parents that the egg was for you to eat, not for me!"

Perhaps because he was in the wrong, the younger brother failed to defeat his older brother and was taken to the cemetery.

A little further on, there were also two men fighting. One of them was clearly at a disadvantage because he had no weapon. The man beating him was holding a carrying pole and wielding it vigorously, so he could only retreat step by step.

"then!"

Ruan Qiqi threw a carrying pole over, and the retreating man caught it. He counterattacked with even greater force and immediately reversed the defeat. The two men fought evenly.

Lu Ye watched with great joy and gave some pointers from time to time.

"Watch out to your left!"

"Oh, I warned you, you idiot!"

"Sweep his lower body. Ouch, I told you to sweep his lower body, why are you hitting upwards? Do you want to go to the sky?"

Lu Ye was even angrier when he watched the Chinese men's football team. None of these rookies were useful, and he wished he could play on the field himself.

Ruan Qiqi was also very busy. She was busy handing out weapons, handing a carrying pole to one person and a knife to another, for fear that the gap between the two sides would be too obvious and the battle would end too quickly.

The busy and exhausted team leader came running over in a mess. He had just torn two pairs of pants, and was slapped in the face and punched in the eyes. His hair was pulled bald by Zhang Hongxia, and his clothes were torn by her enemies. He had just put on his beloved Zhongshan suit in the morning to go to the commune meeting, but now three buttons had been torn off.

"Stop fighting, hey, if you have anything to say, just talk it out, stop fighting, f*ck... I told you to stop fighting, are you deaf?"

The captain's voice became hoarse, and he looked at this group of crazy villagers with tears in his eyes. He didn't know what had happened. Why did these people bring up old grudges from many years ago overnight?

Which damn bastard told them that?

These people didn't listen to the captain at all and fought even harder, even to the point of bleeding. The captain didn't dare to stop the fight, for fear of being injured by mistake, so he had to stand outside and persuade them earnestly with a hoarse voice.

But it was no use, no one listened to him.

"I definitely won't be selected for this year's civilized team. Oh my god... why am I so unlucky!"

The captain pulled his hair hard, causing him to gasp and feel a burning pain on his scalp. Only then did he remember that Zhang Hongxia, that evil bitch, had just pulled a handful of his hair. Damn it!

The angry captain saw a couple who were even busier than him out of the corner of his eye, and his eyelids twitched.

Damn it, one is handing over a knife, the other is giving instructions, why haven’t these two crazy men and women gone away yet?


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